Is this even possible?

[soonerfan28]

http://www.teamontop.com/small_images/F0006123.jpg

[oumartin]

yep, we bought our house from a former Syracuse/OU womens basketball player and her Texas graduate husband.

[JLEW1818]

my family is split..

I had to make my choice at age 3


( i think i liked the color of Crimson better than Orange)

[soonersam]

Id like to be the judge in a OU UT divorce. That would take about 2 seconds to prove irreconcilable differences. Just bring the door mat as evidence...

Then off to the golf course!!!

[soonersam]

my family is split..

I had to make my choice at age 3


( i think i liked the color of Crimson better than Orange)

That explains alot.....J/K

[Speer]

Very possible....my wife is a horn.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn

[stoopified]

It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn :D

[soonerfan28]

It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn
I nominate that for post of the year.

I am blessed that my wife had no clue about college football before I met her. Don't think I could marry a whorn.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I nominate that for post of the year.

I am blessed that my wife had no clue about college football before I met her. Don't think I could marry a whorn.

This

[SoonerInFortSmith]

If I was dating a girl, the first time she wore a texas t-shirt it would be done.

[JLEW1818]

i don't even own an orange shirt ... not even close

[badger]

as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn

So you're saying that to seduce Sooner boys, all you have to do is dress up like a wh0rn... hmm...

[DallasSooner87]

It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn

Best. Line. Ever.

[Sooner13]

I slept with a whorn in college, it was never moving past that night. (actually 2 nights) :D

[Speer]

I nominate that for post of the year.

I am blessed that my wife had no clue about college football before I met her. Don't think I could marry a whorn.

When she sat through the ENTIRE 63-14 whomping, I knew I had a keeper.

Not saying I could (or would) have done the same or that Octobers in our house are very pleasant. However, I could have done much worse.

Besides, I've got plenty of ammo when she gets lippy.....how do you spell Gideon?

[huskermark07]

I slept with a whorn in college, it was never moving past that night. (actually 2 nights) :D

Was she that good, or were really in need at that time?:(

[Crucifax Autumn]

My brother in law, not a sports fan at all, sent me some silly t-shirt with a humorous statement on it. I tossed it in the trash the day I got it because it was aggy orange.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

So you're saying that to seduce Sooner boys, all you have to do is dress up like a wh0rn... hmm...

Actually, we know that Sooners are better than horns and that includes the women ;)

[Seamus]

http://www.teamontop.com/small_images/F0006123.jpg

Not hard to imagine which party takes it in the chute ...

[SoonerLB]

It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn

Good karma, perfect timing! Spek for you! :D

[soonerloyal]

Possible? Certainly. Sin against all that is sane, holy and right? Absolutely.

An arduous task, this, that you Sooners who marry whorns undertake. But rest assured it is a noble, necessary quest...that of their heathen conversion to the only True fandom worthy of living and embracing.

As for that mat - cut the damn thing in half and sew the orange part back on upside down, like it belongs.

Peace and victory be with you. Amen and Amen.

[the_ouskull]

One of my least proud moments as a drunken football fan (and that's saying something) involves a Nebraska fan from Dallas on the day that they beat us 73-21, a roadtrip TO Dallas, and a late-night, Delta-House-at-the-Dexter-Lake-Club-esque escape from her apartment.

Sigh. I'm ready for football.

the_ouskull

[East Coast Bias]

What is wrong with you guys? Talking about having sex with longhorns?This thread has moved to the dark side....

[jumperstop]

My woman is an poke, that's about as much as I can take. If she was a horn I would not be with her.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Poke women have to mattry Sooners. The poke men are too busy out in the barn.

[SoonerLB]

........... or sometimes in the front yard ...............
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/barn9/sheepmasteryard.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

LMFAO

That's awesome!

[A-M]

I must say that you guys have given me a great laugh this morning. Thanks for starting my day off with this.

[NCSooner18]

Very possible....my wife is a horn.


Me too.

[hgarmorer]

Mines a Buckeye...there is no end to my football misery when OU is not on TV, except when I crank Boomer Sooner during the dotting of the "I". Ahhh it's the little things in life.

[deweydw]

My son is currently dating a horn. He goes to UNT. So he doesn't know any better. (jk) I'm sure she's a nice girl. Haven't met her yet.

My daughter had thoughts about going to UT fall 2010. Until we went there for a tour. Yep, I spent a very hot afternoon walking around enemy territory. Looks like she will be going to Texas State in the spring and stay there. But I will be bringing her up to OU for the Tulsa game. So she can see what a real University looks like.

[DMAFB_Sooner08]

If I was dating a girl, the first time she wore a *Texas* t-shirt it would be done.

I would hook em (if she was hot), then use that shirt to clean up afterwards!!