Further Proof Of Timmy T.'s Divinity!

[LoyalFan]

Read!
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/

This just in! Vatican officials have announced that the image on the Shroud Of Turin has mysteriously altered itself to that of The Reigning University Of Florida Quarterback . The Pope is said to have directed all practicing Catholics to say ten Hail Timmys before going to bed or each time they get drunk and beat their wives.

[madillsoonerfan5353]

Are kidding me, the editor that let this come out is garbage! [hairGel]




:gary:

[olevetonahill]

Virgin My *** :rolleyes:
Next hes gonna say he never washed it fast in the shower:rolleyes:

[jumperstop]

Virgin My *** :rolleyes:
Next hes gonna say he never washed it fast in the shower:rolleyes:

10 bucks says he has already had sex with big Tits Mcgee you see him with in that picture.

[jumperstop]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R2DzCFm7SXI/AAAAAAAAEDw/FSLMHFXW7_0/s400/TimTebowgirlfriend.jpg

[JLEW1818]

where the kids

[BornandBred]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R2DzCFm7SXI/AAAAAAAAEDw/FSLMHFXW7_0/s400/TimThe Right Reverend Tim T. Messiahgirlfriend.jpg

All I'm gunna say is what I want to do with those would leave me a technical virgin.

[sooner ngintunr]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R2DzCFm7SXI/AAAAAAAAEDw/FSLMHFXW7_0/s400/TimThe Right Reverend Tim T. Messiahgirlfriend.jpg

The one on the lower right is a different chick, Lucy Pinder. Not even Tebag would have a shot at that.

And virgin my *** is right. Although I do believe that he is ghey, so I guess hes just waiting for Floridas laws to change.:D

[fadada1]

All I'm gunna say is what I want to do with those would leave me a technical virgin.

he might still be a virgin. lord knows i would never get to first base should she let those puppies out. she'd get the "oh-face" a bit prematurely.

[Seamus]

I know speaking i the third person is lame, but eff it.

Seamus be lovin' him some boobies, lad!

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'm not gonna say what teblow's lovin'!

[SoonerAtKU]

I'd imagine that his hymen is considered a sacred artifact by the church, at this point.

[The_Red_Patriot]

If I was Tim Tebow I would have the Super Aids by now.

[rainiersooner]

Put it this way, if Tebow got shot and we all thought he was dead, and then he came back to life, wouldn't you be convinced that Revelations was unspooling before your eyes?

Dear Lord - please make it stop.

[jumperstop]

JUDAS!

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4353469

This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. "Who didn't vote for Jesus! You're going to burn in hell! Heathen!"

[virginiasooner]

Oh, for pete's sake, why did the reporter even ask that question? I may be a member of the I hate Timmy fan club, but there are some things that I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, and the state of Timmy's "purity" is numero uno. Of course he's a virgin! He may be a college quarterback, but in my book he looks like a doofus.

[KingDavid]

Kudos to Tebow. If that's true, he'll have no regrets.

Plus, given his love for the Gators, how could he not choose the option that leaves him with "blue balls?" :)

[JLEW1818]

It's only a matter of time before South Park makes a Tim T.ebow episode

[NorCaligator]

Didn't you guys feel like he screwed OU last year?

[sooner94]

Now I know why he has that goofy throwing motion. His arm is sore from jerkin it all the time.

[RedstickSooner]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R2DzCFm7SXI/AAAAAAAAEDw/FSLMHFXW7_0/s400/TimThe Right Reverend Tim T. Messiahgirlfriend.jpg

Yup. I'm sure he's dating her 'cuz of her spirituality.

And, yup, I'm sure titty-f*&@ing doesn't count towards your virginity scorecard in Tebowland. He seems like the type that'd very carefully follow the letter of the law.

I know, I know, I'm terribly cynical. I just have a hard time believing any nonsense about "purity" when he's dating such an obvious sex toy.

[Eielson]

Yup. I'm sure he's dating her 'cuz of her spirituality.

And, yup, I'm sure titty-f*&@ing doesn't count towards your virginity scorecard in The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiahland. He seems like the type that'd very carefully follow the letter of the law.

I know, I know, I'm terribly cynical. I just have a hard time believing any nonsense about "purity" when he's dating such an obvious sex toy.

Jesus is at work saving another prostitute.

[madillsoonerfan5353]

Didn't you guys feel like he screwed OU last year?

Yeah cause OUr D did't hold the gators to one of their lowest point totals all year! The gator offense made a few more plays than OUrs DICK SUCKER!

[Eielson]

Yeah cause OUr D did't hold the gators to one of their lowest point totals all year! The gator offense made a few more plays than OUrs DICK SUCKER!

One? The.

[madillsoonerfan5353]

One? The.

I think Ole Miss held them to 24 also!

[Crucifax Autumn]

From everything I've been able to find online the titty girl is just a friend, re: Fag hag.

[sooner ngintunr]

I think Ole Miss held them to 24 also!

Nope, 30.

Our D looked pretty darn good the last 3 games of the season.

[madillsoonerfan5353]

Nope, 30.

Our D looked pretty darn good the last 3 games of the season.

May bad just call me :gary:

OUr D looked great except for the osu game!

[SoonerLB]

Oh, please! On top of all the other crap we have to have consistently crammed down our throats concerning him, now we gotta hear the 'Saint Timmy and the Virgin Noodle' story too? Give me a break!

[soonerinabilene]

Just imagine if Mack was his coach.

"Let me answer that for Timmy..."

[beer4me]

I thought not only was he a virgin but his parents are too.....jest sayn:D

[RedstickSooner]

I thought not only was he a virgin but his parents are too.....jest sayn:D

LOL - good point, Beer :)

[RedstickSooner]

From everything I've been able to find online the titty girl is just a friend, re: Fag hag.

Damn you, Crucifax, for spoiling my fun 'n making me feel kinda, y'know, guilty for all my lewd remarks.

Guess it's good I didn't make the post I was gonna make asking how Gawd feels about putting implants the size of watermelons into one of his creations :D

[IronHorseSooner]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7OC0YbG2fek/R2DzCFm7SXI/AAAAAAAAEDw/FSLMHFXW7_0/s400/TimThe Right Reverend Tim T. Messiahgirlfriend.jpg


Would that make her Mary Magdalene? :confused:

[oudivesherpa]

Didn't you guys feel like he screwed OU last year?

Would that disqualify him from the Virgin's club?:D

[NMSooner'80]

Virginity in the Tebow world probably just means his groupies just took the week off, so he's gone 7 days without "getting some."

[SoonerShark]

Before the bowl game, Tim Tebow announces to the world he's forgoing the NFL to tour in Disney's Beauty and the Beast as Gaston. "There's no tunes like show tunes," Tebow admits, adding "I would perform ballet, but there are too many girls in that field. Yuck!"

[SoonerShark]

Yup. I'm sure he's dating her 'cuz of her spirituality.

And, yup, I'm sure titty-f*&@ing doesn't count towards your virginity scorecard in The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiahland. He seems like the type that'd very carefully follow the letter of the law.

I know, I know, I'm terribly cynical. I just have a hard time believing any nonsense about "purity" when he's dating such an obvious sex toy.

She's just a beard.

[SoonerShark]

I'd imagine that his hymen is considered a sacred artifact by the church, at this point.

Butts have hymens? In the male it's the hyena.

[JiuJitsuSooner]

Tebow is so full of ****, can't believe any believes this crap!