"officer, I swear, I'm nekkid in Nebbish 'cuz a robber stole my clothes!"

[Okla-homey]

...No, I was lying. Sorry. Actually, it was hot out here so I took off my clothes. Yeah, that's the ticket. Absolutely."

Prolly a NU ag student or something.


Police: Nude man who was hot lied about robbery

LINCOLN, Neb. – Lincoln police arrested a man who they said made up a story about being robbed to explain why he was walking around a city park naked. Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said the man was arrested and jailed Wednesday night on suspicion of indecent exposure and making a false statement to police.

Police found the man naked in a southwest Lincoln city park on Monday. He told police a man with a gun tried to rob him, but he did not have any money, so the robber took his clothes.

Flood said the man really took off his clothes because he was hot. He walked around naked for about an hour, but afterward, he couldn't find his clothes.

[picasso]

were you nippin out Homey?

[stoopified]

Olevet what were you doing in Lincoln? :)

[royalfan5]

Wildness Park has a lot of stuff like this happen out there. A couple months back there was a low speed chase from there as police spotted a man dressed as woman watching porn in his car with his two year old son, and he fled by driving slowly back to his house. Also, the park is generally where they bust folks for propositioning people in the bathrooms.

[Okla-homey]

A couple months back there was a low speed chase from there as police spotted a man dressed as woman watching porn in his car with his two year old son, and he fled by driving slowly back to his house.

did you make it inside and get your man clothes on before they got to the door?;)

[Chuck Bao]

Wildness Park has a lot of stuff like this happen out there. ...the park is generally where they bust folks for propositioning people in the bathrooms.

Nebraska is a little more exciting than I thought.

At least Nebraska isn't busting people for getting drunk in a bar like Texas, are they?

[royalfan5]

did you make it inside and get your man clothes on before they got to the door?;)

I'm not 42 and I don't have any kids. Any way there was something about the guy being a lawyer or something. I don't remember.

[royalfan5]

Nebraska is a little more exciting than I thought.

At least Nebraska isn't busting people for getting drunk in a bar like *Texas*, are they?
No, in Nebraska we tend to recognize the purpose of a bar is for providing a venue for intoxication.

[StoopTroup]

...and in Texas the purpose of a bar is so the men folk can get together...

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