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royalfan5
7/14/2009, 05:28 PM
For me it is the existence of Goofus and Gallant Slash fiction. I haven't ready any but I know it is out there.
Harry Beanbag
7/14/2009, 05:34 PM
2 girls, 1 cup.
JohnnyMack
7/14/2009, 05:39 PM
2 girls, 1 cup.

Correct. You may close the thread.
Eielson
7/14/2009, 05:40 PM
Texas.
KC//CRIMSON
7/14/2009, 05:50 PM
2 girls, 1 cup.


Correct. You may close the thread.


I've never seen that, but the reaction videos are priceless.
CrimsonJim
7/14/2009, 10:33 PM
Sadly, I have seen it. Scarred me for life!
Frozen Sooner
7/14/2009, 10:45 PM
I've never seen that, but the reaction videos are priceless.

Daniel Tosh showed it to his whole audience and just put the reaction on TV. I love that show.
1890MilesToNorman
7/14/2009, 10:55 PM
Chastity belt.

Where's my key?
Crucifax Autumn
7/14/2009, 11:48 PM
Daniel Tosh showed it to his whole audience and just put the reaction on TV. I love that show.

Yeah...This episode has me in tears!
JLEW1818
7/15/2009, 12:06 AM
Correct. You may close the thread.

haha for real!!
OUAlumni1990
7/15/2009, 10:53 AM
*Texas*.

Somebody had to say it.

But for specifically, I don't have a problem with UT the school or the athletic program. I do have a problem with their ahole fans.
badger
7/15/2009, 10:57 AM
Star Wars: Clone Wars animated movie.
stoopified
7/15/2009, 11:02 AM
T.Boone State
NormanPride
7/15/2009, 11:27 AM
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
yermom
7/15/2009, 11:33 AM
dude, that sounds awesome.

and i'm gonna go with Episodes I-III, and the Matrix sequels

and American Idol

i'd trade any of those for 2girls1cup or cakefarts any day
NormanPride
7/15/2009, 11:37 AM
cakefarts was HILARIOUS. Definitely keep it and ditch the matrix sequels and Episode 2.
badger
7/15/2009, 11:44 AM
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KC//CRIMSON
7/15/2009, 12:03 PM
cakefarts was HILARIOUS. Definitely keep it and ditch the matrix sequels and Episode 2.


Cakefarts was a let down for me. I was fully expecting to see someone walk up and fart on someones birthday cake in the middle of a birthday party.

Bitches are weird.
mdklatt
7/15/2009, 02:52 PM
For me it is the existence of Goofus and Gallant Slash fiction. I haven't ready any but I know it is out there.


After looking up what slash fiction is, this is easily the most disturbing thing I've learned about today. And that includes the man-eating killer robot (http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR) equipped with a chainsaw and gripper arm for the purposes of cutting, slicing, and shredding "biomass" to size for the purposes of ingestion.

So thanks for that. *SHUDDER*
beer4me
7/15/2009, 02:57 PM
Father Time
Howzit
7/15/2009, 03:13 PM
http://lizawisner.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/nancy_grace_036.jpg
CrimsonJim
7/15/2009, 03:31 PM
^ Oh! My!! GAWD!!!
yermom
7/15/2009, 03:36 PM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
soonerscuba
7/15/2009, 03:41 PM
Indiana Jones/Voldemort slash fiction is something I wish I could unlearn of it's existence.
yermom
7/15/2009, 03:44 PM
but laughing at those authors is worth knowing about that stuff :D
mdklatt
7/15/2009, 04:04 PM
but laughing at those authors is worth knowing about that stuff :D

[:dean:]:mad:[/:dean:]
soonermix
7/15/2009, 04:50 PM
clothing for hot chicks
NormanPride
7/15/2009, 04:53 PM
Yeah, bad slash fiction is hilarious. I wish I could unlearn about furries, though...
yermom
7/15/2009, 05:05 PM
again, furries are hilarious
mdklatt
7/15/2009, 05:14 PM
Gallant always offers a reach-around.

Goofus refuses to wear a condom.
mdklatt
7/15/2009, 05:17 PM
again, furries are hilarious

I'd never heard of furries and plushies until the infamous CSI episode, and even then I refused to believe it was real. Damn Google all to hell for destroying my innocence.
KC//CRIMSON
7/15/2009, 07:16 PM
again, furries are hilarious

http://guidance.net.nz/pictures/entourage_furries.gif

I love me some Entourage.
mdklatt
7/24/2009, 09:25 AM
THIS (http://newsok.com/oklahomans-fecal-transplant-aims-to-kill-colon-superbug/article/3387333)
Crucifax Autumn
7/24/2009, 10:04 PM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/D/f/bush_college_cheerleader.jpg