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SteelClip49
7/10/2009, 06:53 PM
http://www.parentdish.com/2009/07/10/pregnant-by-swimming/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl3|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parentdish.com%2F2 009%2F07%2F10%2Fpregnant-by-swimming%2F


The pool can be a dangerous place: Kids can get sunburned or slip on the wet deck. But can the pool get you pregnant?


Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?

The only reassuring thing about this story, perhaps, is that frivolous lawsuits are not exclusively an American thing.

CK Sooner
7/10/2009, 06:56 PM
http://www.themommyplaybook.com/forum/showthread.php?t=68171

3. Water … yes plain old H2O. Plain water sucks the fluid out of the sperm cells and kills it through osmosis. Be sure to wash the components of your AI kit with saline. It can be used to rinse your boy as well. (See the recipe on the back for non-sterile saline)

*Not to mention the chlorine and other chemicals that would also wipe it out.

yermom
7/10/2009, 10:17 PM
so it's not possible she was pregnant before she got there?

that 13 year old is a fabulous liar :D

soonerhubs
7/10/2009, 10:23 PM
so it's not possible she was pregnant before she got there?

that 13 year old is a fabulous liar :D

You may be over estimating the intelligence of that mother. :D

Boomer_Sooner_sax
7/13/2009, 08:44 AM
but, my kids are perfect and never do anything wrong!

iwannabelikesam
7/13/2009, 03:26 PM
I was NOT in Egypt during this time period.

badger
7/13/2009, 03:32 PM
Some parents are extremely gullible.

NormanPride
7/13/2009, 05:09 PM
That 13 year old's got some 'splainin' to do!

SbOrOiNaEnR
7/13/2009, 05:46 PM
How do you get a Polish girl pregnant?

**** in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

AlbqSooner
7/13/2009, 08:02 PM
Years ago a woman wrote to Ann Landers saying that her neice had gotten a venereal disease and wanting Ann to straighten out her meddlesome, gossipy acquaintances. Seems that they did not believe it was possible for her to catch a venereal disease from a public toilet. Ann's reply:

"It is possible to contract a venereal disease while on a public toilet. However, there are much more comfortable places to do that."

SoonersEnFuego
7/14/2009, 08:53 AM
I was NOT in Egypt during this time period.
Nice, heh.:D

badger
7/14/2009, 09:39 AM
The virgin birth explanations only work when you archangels singing from the heavens, kings traveling to present baby shower gifts from far away lands and prophecies written in the old testament... I doubt any of those things were around in a random swimming pool :D