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TheUnnamedSooner
7/10/2009, 03:54 PM
Chased by cops with brooms too!

:D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090709/od_nm/us_germany_badger_odd



BERLIN (Reuters) – A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday.

A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road -- only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.

Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhoea.

Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.
olevetonahill
7/10/2009, 04:04 PM
Ya a day late and a dollar short :D

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132241
Sooner_Havok
7/10/2009, 04:05 PM
vet pwn3d!
TheUnnamedSooner
7/10/2009, 04:16 PM
D@mn. I suck. This is good enough excuse as any to drink myself to oblivion.
Sooner_Havok
7/10/2009, 04:17 PM
D@mn. I suck. This is good enough excuse as any to drink myself to oblivion.

Don't worry, we won't try and stop you :D
TheUnnamedSooner
7/10/2009, 04:18 PM
Good! You can join if you want.

At least my thread title was better.
Sooner_Havok
7/10/2009, 04:21 PM
Good! You can join if you want.

At least my thread title was better.

Dude, vet is there already. You ever get a wiff of that OVJ?
TheUnnamedSooner
7/10/2009, 04:22 PM
I KNOW vet is already there. He never leaves. Haven't made it to a tailgate since he started bringing it. Thinking about making it over there just to try it out.
olevetonahill
7/10/2009, 04:24 PM
If this heat dont break I aint gonna be cookin fer awhile :mad:
Sooner_Havok
7/10/2009, 04:35 PM
If this heat dont break I aint gonna be cookin fer awhile :mad:

:eek:
TheUnnamedSooner
7/10/2009, 04:38 PM
No, you'll be cookin allright.
yermom
7/10/2009, 04:41 PM
it may be a repost, but this is still funny:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5091/badger.png (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/badger.png/)
NormanPride
7/10/2009, 04:45 PM
Well, we are playing the Home Alone drinking game tomorrow night...
SbOrOiNaEnR
7/10/2009, 05:13 PM
Well, we are playing the Home Alone drinking game tomorrow night...

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