Aggots forced to fight the global warming

[olevetonahill]

It causing da sheep to shrink :eek:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090702/ap_on_sc/us_sci_shrinking_sheep

[olevetonahill]

Caint belive we aint gettin any jokes outta this :eek: :pop:

[Jerk]

So many rumors - I don't know what's true. I heard there is a fart tax on cattle in the 'cap the economy' bill passed by the house. I have also heard that the government will come into your home and give you advice on what changes to make in order to be 'green.'

I have no idea if that stuff is true or not, neither does congress, because evidently they don't read the bills before they vote on them.

I will say this, and publicly to all - no one is coming inside my house without a warrant. Hopefully that is tinfoil bullsh&t but I never thought I'd see America become a socialist nation, either.

[StoopTroup]

If I had to get a Gov't job someday that required me to go to Jerk's House and council him on how to greener....I'd call in sick the day I was scheduled to meet with him. :D

The next day I would expect a crisp $100 bill be sent to me via carrier pigeon where I would then move his file to the bottom of the stack. $500 and the file is gone forever. ;)

[olevetonahill]

But wait there's More :eek:

Look at this shat :rolleyes:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090703/ap_on_go_co/us_health_care_overhaul

[Jerk]

But wait there's More :eek:

Look at this shat :rolleyes:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090703/ap_on_go_co/us_health_care_overhaul

Add this in to higher utility bills due to cap and trade and what you have is a middle class made poor.

That's okay. Just remember, if the middle class ever decide to go ape**** and riot, they won't burn down their own neighborhoods like the poor people do.

[CrimsonJim]

Ahhhh, just gotta love the insurance lobbyists....