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Eielson
7/1/2009, 11:07 AM
I didn't know he was Dexter Pittman's twin...

http://morningbuzz.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/2l9lh50.jpg
Gandalf_The_Grey
7/1/2009, 11:09 AM
You know one of the many creepy things about this photo....is how if you look at it wrong, his shoes appear to be hooves!
Boomer Mooner
7/1/2009, 11:18 AM
And his torso looks like a creepy *** alien face with googely eyes, floppy ears, and an ugly *** knot on top.
1890MilesToNorman
7/1/2009, 11:24 AM
Got some man boobs he does, and they pointing in different directions!
Boomer.....
7/1/2009, 11:27 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Alabama/Andre-Smiths-Pro-Day.gif
From Freek.

more (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129906)
Eielson
7/1/2009, 11:32 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Alabama/Andre-Smiths-Pro-Day.gif
From Freek.

more (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129906)

Oh dang, I should have known this would have been up a long time ago.
Eielson
7/1/2009, 11:37 AM
Got some man boobs he does, and they pointing in different directions!

His belly button is almost bigger than his face. :(
jumperstop
7/1/2009, 12:33 PM
still looks pretty fast for a fat guy
Boomer Mooner
7/1/2009, 12:38 PM
Wouldn't want him chasing me.
Eielson
7/1/2009, 12:54 PM
still looks pretty fast for a fat guy

Because there were hamburgers.
Eielson
7/1/2009, 12:57 PM
http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/DEXTERPITTMAN6_10150.JPGhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/ag_in_tx/AndreSmith_1.jpg

Twins!
adoniijahsooner
7/1/2009, 01:44 PM
Do they make you take your shirt off, or did he just tell himself "their real and their spectactular"?
BornandBred
7/1/2009, 02:11 PM
As a fellow fat guy, I'm surprised. This is a rookie mistake and he ain't new to that belly.
CK Sooner
7/1/2009, 02:23 PM
Do they make you take your shirt off, or did he just tell himself "their real and their spectactular"?

Everyone had their shirts off in the video.
sooner94
7/1/2009, 03:05 PM
And his torso looks like a creepy *** alien face with googely eyes, floppy ears, and an ugly *** knot on top.

Ha! I actually saw a frog face when I first looked at the picture.
StoopTroup
7/1/2009, 03:14 PM
I'm going on a diet again. I've found my new mentor.
OklahomaTuba
7/1/2009, 03:24 PM
That's no planet, thats a belly button....
swardboy
7/1/2009, 03:36 PM
This thread is my laugh for the day.
Boomer Mooner
7/1/2009, 04:02 PM
That's no planet, thats a belly button....

That's where he keeps his cell phone, and maybe a few snack crackers...
Eielson
7/1/2009, 04:34 PM
Do they make you take your shirt off, or did he just tell himself "their real and their spectactular"?

I'm pretty sure he didn't have to. However, just trying to imagine the size his shirt would have to be to fit around him, it probably shaved off half a second.

They do have a shirtless test or something like that, so all the teams already knew how fat he was.
JLEW1818
7/1/2009, 04:38 PM
OMG
Eielson
7/1/2009, 04:46 PM
As a fellow fat guy, I'm surprised. This is a rookie mistake and he ain't new to that belly.

I'm surprised that belly only cost him four spots in the draft. I don't know he could be so unmotivated to lose that belly despite the draft and playing in the NFL. I might have cried if we (the Rams) had picked that lazy slob.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/1/2009, 05:12 PM
I bet his knees hate him