Attn: single ladies of the SO!!!

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

http://www.findingmygoddess.com/blurry+pensive_nohat_redshirt_1124.jpgblurry+pensi ve_nohat_redshirt_1124.jpg

[NormanPride]

This man is crazy.

[achiro]

What in the HELL were you looking for when you found THAT!?!?!?!?!:O

[Howzit]

He's just looking for his goddess. Plus he is EXTREMELY brilliant. It says so on his innerwebs page.

[Howzit]

NP is afraid Badger will leave him once she sees Mark's site.

[Dio]

do any single ladies still come to the SO?

besides Lid?

[yermom]

Glory to God! Om Namah Narayanaya! Om Namah Shivaya! Om Sri Ganasheya Namaha! Jai Laxmi! Guru Om! Jai Sri Sri Ravi Shankar! Glory to Buddha! Glory to Jesus! Glory to Mary mother of Jesus! Glory to Mary Magdalene! Glory to Allah! Om Namo Bhaghavate Vaasudevaya! Jai Yogananda! Jai Mata Amritanandamayi! Jai Gurumayi Chidvilasananda! Jai Muktananda! Jai Guru Dev! Nam Myoho Renge Kyo! Amen! Om Shanti Shanti Shanti!

May each woman who replies to this ad be PERMANENTLY surrounded by Angels of God and a Shield of Light that admits only Light, Love, Beauty, Joy, Wisdom, Truth, and Divinity into her body, mind, heart and soul, and that reflects back and ABSOLUTELY PROTECTS her from anything that is not of God regardless of how "well intended" or "spiritual" or "common sensical" its source may appear to be. May SHE, and may ALL her thoughts about me, and may EACH AND EVERY aspect of her interactions with me (including all electronic, software and database systems by which we communicate), be ABSOLUTELY PROTECTED from any intrusion or interference or obstruction whatsoever (directly or indirectly or through a "well meaning" person) by anyone or any "entity" or any thing that is opposed to God.

Glory to God! Om Namah Narayanaya! Om Namah Shivaya! Om Sri Ganasheya Namaha! Jai Laxmi! Guru Om! Jai Sri Sri Ravi Shankar! Glory to Buddha! Glory to Jesus! Glory to Mary mother of Jesus! Glory to Mary Magdalene! Glory to Allah! Om Namo Bhaghavate Vaasudevaya! Jai Yogananda! Jai Mata Amritanandamayi! Jai Gurumayi Chidvilasananda! Jai Muktananda! Jai Guru Dev! Nam Myoho Renge Kyo! Amen! Om Shanti Shanti Shanti!

i really don't know what to say about this guy

[Howzit]

If you said that he is EXTREMELY brilliant, he would agree with you.

[SteelCitySooner]

There's single lady's here?

[OUMallen]

This one's actually legit, he's a good guy:

http://getthisguyawife.com/

[OUMallen]

"Goddess" means a woman who is blossoming in many qualities of spiritual enlightenment AND is intensely sexual.

Priceless.

[soonersis]

I think I might be the last single female on here now. :(

[OUMallen]

She is extremely attractive. She's HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes.

She is sexy. VERY sexy.

She is beautifully dressed and beautifully groomed.

She has excellent posture.

She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions

Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me. No exceptions.


If you haven't gone to look at the website. Do yourself a favor. It's amazingly funny.

[OUMallen]

I think I might be the last single female on here now. :(

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/2/128781209187655426.jpg

[Beef]

http://www.findingmygoddess.com/blurry+pensive_nohat_redshirt_1124.jpgblurry+pensi ve_nohat_redshirt_1124.jpg

He was awesome in Arrested Development.

[jiminy]

He would get more hits if he posted sample pics of what he is looking for, and less of him.

[OUAlumni1990]

He looks like he belongs in the database of sex offenders. He'd fit right on with that line-up.

[SoonerJack]

He was awesome in Arrested Development.

CAGED WISDOM!

[soonerbrat]

damn. if only I had seen that about a year ago.