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OUMallen

6/25/2009, 01:58 PM

This is the thread where you ask the Ole Vet Posse about themselves.

Do you guys know each other in real-life?

Do you go to the SoonerFans tailgates?

Do you get to select your own rank/job in the posse?

OV- do you really make and drink moonshine?

Sooner_Havok

6/25/2009, 02:03 PM

Wait, we get ranks? When the **** was I going to learn about this?

NYC Poke

6/25/2009, 02:12 PM

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

Sooner_Havok

6/25/2009, 02:16 PM

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

Will I get banned if I tell you? :D

olevetonahill

6/25/2009, 02:20 PM

This is the thread where you ask the Ole Vet Posse about themselves.

Do you guys know each other in real-life? Some of us know each other in person

Do you go to the SoonerFans tailgates? I try to make a couple a year, provided 1.75 liters of OVJ , For all the TGs last year , Plan on doing it again this year

Do you get to select your own rank/job in the posse? Sometimes I pick em for em

OV- do you really make and drink moonshine? Yes

OUHOMER

6/25/2009, 02:27 PM

OUMallen

6/25/2009, 02:31 PM

Did you get permission to ask these questions?

:D

I was actually a little worried when I asked it....I might be negspekked out the wazzoo for all I know.

yermom

6/25/2009, 02:32 PM

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

because you are a ****ing Aggot

NYC Poke

6/25/2009, 02:40 PM

because you are a ****ing Aggot

Okay. Whew! I thought maybe it had something to do with the initiation ceremony.

stoops the eternal pimp

6/25/2009, 02:49 PM

i've been to vets house and pet his weanie...tops that suckas!

CrimsonJim

6/25/2009, 02:54 PM

What is this posse you speak of?

OUMallen

6/25/2009, 02:57 PM

First rule of OVP is you do not talk about OVP.

olevetonahill

6/25/2009, 02:57 PM

i've been to vets house and pet his weanie...tops that suckas!

Played with My ***** also :D

SoonerStormchaser

6/25/2009, 02:58 PM

I'm out of the country...so I don't know anything!

olevetonahill

6/25/2009, 03:00 PM

I'm out of the country...so I don't know anything!

Hell Frag mag
you dont know Much when Yer in the country :P

OUMallen

6/25/2009, 03:06 PM

This thread is rapidly devolving.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3424/3192435737_6d81f4bb88.jpg

And who the hell gave it one star??

stoops the eternal pimp

6/25/2009, 03:07 PM

SSC never skips an opportunity to let us know where he is

Boomer.....

6/25/2009, 03:20 PM

Ususally it's Vegas with his hawt wife though.

AggieTool

6/25/2009, 04:04 PM

You forgot..

"Do we really wrestle greased midgets for fun?"

:D

tidalmouse

6/25/2009, 04:17 PM

First rule of OVP is you do not talk about OVP.

2nd Rule of OVP is you don't talk about OVP............... :D

soonermix

6/25/2009, 04:25 PM

2nd Rule of OVP is you don't talk about OVP............... :D

actually that is fight club...

first rule of OVP is the new guy gets the brrs.

CrimsonJim

6/25/2009, 05:02 PM

Well, yeah....that too.

Collier11

6/25/2009, 05:11 PM

Weve already said enough, we have to change our rules now

OUMallen

6/25/2009, 05:15 PM

Anotehr question- does OV, like, "knight" each of you into the posse? How is it decided that one is in? E.g.- I get he impression I can't just add something to my signature and claim to be in...

Sooner_Havok

6/25/2009, 05:16 PM

Anotehr question- does OV, like, "knight" each of you into the posse? How is it decided that one is in? E.g.- I get he impression I can't just add something to my signature and claim to be in...

Nope, you have to be jumped in

Collier11

6/25/2009, 05:18 PM

jumped in or drunked in

OUMallen

6/25/2009, 05:24 PM

Hopefully no one is getting secksed in. :eek:

NYC Poke

6/25/2009, 05:27 PM

Weve already said enough, we have to change our rules now

Rules? There are RULES?!!!

Fraggle145

6/25/2009, 05:39 PM

Hopefully no one is getting secksed in. :eek:

Well the aggot... :eek:

CrimsonJim

6/25/2009, 05:43 PM

Is it weird that I have a boner right now? :confused:

Fraggle145

6/25/2009, 05:52 PM

Is it weird that I have a boner right now? :confused:

Welcome to the club. :O

AlbqSooner

6/25/2009, 07:41 PM

jumped in or drunked in

Then how the frog did I get in?:confused:

olevetonahill

6/25/2009, 08:22 PM

Hopefully no one is getting secksed in. :eek:

Gonna be some Drankin
Gonna be some Fightin
Gonne be some ****in

olevetonahill

6/25/2009, 08:24 PM

You forgot..

"Do we really wrestle greased midgets for fun?"

:D

Naw we dont use yer game :rolleyes:

CrimsonJim

6/25/2009, 10:07 PM

There's a sign on the door that says:

No TOOLS allowed!
Violators will be shot!!
Survivors will be reshot!!!

Crucifax Autumn

6/25/2009, 10:33 PM

Generally to get in the posse you have to be of that rare breed that has a combination of drunk, smart, and balls of steel!

Curly Bill

6/25/2009, 10:44 PM

I think I mainly got in because of my handiness with a six-shooter. :cool:

Well that, and my balls of hot molten lead.

Crucifax Autumn

6/25/2009, 10:46 PM

Don'f fotget your penchant for bullshat and cheese!

Turd_Ferguson

6/25/2009, 10:51 PM

I think I mainly got in because of my handiness with a six-shooter. :cool:

Well that, and my balls of hot molten lead.That, and you can beat D1 B-ball player's at horse.:D

Curly Bill

6/25/2009, 10:57 PM

That, and you can beat D1 B-ball player's at horse.:D

Not all of them, mostly just Tony Crocker because I can shoot better than he can. :D

tommieharris91

6/25/2009, 11:10 PM

This is the thread where you ask the Ole Vet Posse about themselves.

Do you guys know each other in real-life? I've met a few of 'em.

Do you go to the SoonerFans tailgates? I went to a few last season.

Do you get to select your own rank/job in the posse? Nope. Ya gotta work your way up, starting at toilet bowl scrubber.

OV- do you really make and drink moonshine? Yep, and it's ****s you up.

There ya go.

OUMallen

6/26/2009, 08:32 AM

There ya go.

Whose toilet do you have to scrub?

Turd_Ferguson

6/26/2009, 08:33 AM

Whose toilet do you have to scrub?Mine of course.

Boomer.....

6/26/2009, 09:03 AM

and he doesn't flush!

OUMallen

6/26/2009, 09:35 AM

Is a turd of Turd, like, not a turd?

Boomer.....

6/26/2009, 09:55 AM

No, it's twice the normal size.

CrimsonJim

6/26/2009, 10:39 AM

It gives a whole new meaning to the word, "turd".

olevetonahill

6/26/2009, 01:05 PM

There's a sign on the door that says:

No TOOLS allowed!
Violators will be shot!!
Survivors will be reshot!!!

Aint gonna be No survivors less we let CB shoot at em ;)

Curly Bill

6/26/2009, 01:50 PM

If I shoot at em there good as done for.

olevetonahill

6/26/2009, 01:51 PM

If I shoot at em there good as done for.

Unless yer using yer 30-30 :P

NYC Poke

6/26/2009, 01:52 PM

This is the thread where you ask the Ole Vet Posse about themselves.

Do you guys know each other in real-life?

Never met 'em. I have sent vet a check, though, to settle a bet.

Do you go to the SoonerFans tailgates?

No, but I'd like to. Sounds fun.

Do you get to select your own rank/job in the posse?

I'd tell ya, but then CB would have to try to kill ya.

OV- do you really make and drink moonshine?

Mmmmmm, OVJ.

Curly Bill

6/26/2009, 01:53 PM

Unless yer using yer 30-30 :P

I wasn't shootin at them folks, I's just tryin to scare them off our land...

...and I did. :D

olevetonahill

6/26/2009, 01:56 PM

I wasn't shootin at them folks, I's just tryin to scare them off our land...

...and I did. :D

Thats yer story and ya gonna stick with it huh ?:D

Curly Bill

6/26/2009, 01:58 PM

Thats yer story and ya gonna stick with it huh ?:D

tru dat, but it is true!

CrimsonJim

6/26/2009, 02:07 PM

At least he tells it the same every time. That's gotsta count for something!! ;)

Curly Bill

6/26/2009, 02:10 PM

Yup, coon hunters coming across our land in middle of the night, my pop said he didn't give them permission to be there, so a .30-30 round fired into the tree tops near them made them turn their lights off and get out of dodge.