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olevetonahill
6/24/2009, 09:40 AM
South Korea – North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_koreas_nuclear

stoops the eternal pimp
6/24/2009, 09:51 AM
this one is better

SoonerStormchaser
6/24/2009, 09:56 AM
Got my vote!

olevetonahill
6/24/2009, 10:04 AM
:D :D :D :D :D

badger
6/24/2009, 10:06 AM
From my understanding, NK's best weapons have a range of... 310 miles. How far away is NK from the U.S., again?

Collier11
6/24/2009, 10:13 AM
this one is better

you wouldnt know better if it bent you over a 1980's Volkswagen Bug and gave you herpes

stoops the eternal pimp
6/24/2009, 10:13 AM
you've got moobs

Collier11
6/24/2009, 10:18 AM
youve got herpes

Collier11
6/24/2009, 10:18 AM
and a mangina

olevetonahill
6/24/2009, 10:23 AM
From my understanding, NK's best weapons have a range of... 310 miles. How far away is NK from the U.S., again?

Naw they have one now that Might, MIGHT get almost to Hawaii :eek:

Collier11
6/24/2009, 10:24 AM
In North Korean terms that means it might actually get off the ground and fly 250ft

olevetonahill
6/24/2009, 10:26 AM
this is tru

My Opinion Matters
6/24/2009, 10:39 AM
North Korea is just the same fluorescent-tanned, bleach-tipped, designer sunglass wearing dooshbag poser amplified to a global scale.

lulz.

Turd_Ferguson
6/24/2009, 10:56 AM
North Korea is just the same fluorescent-tanned, bleach-tipped, designer sunglass wearing dooshbag poser amplified to a global scale.

lulz.So, what are you saying:confused:

My Opinion Matters
6/24/2009, 10:57 AM
So, what are you saying:confused:

North Korea is a giant dooshbag poser.

kbsooner21
6/24/2009, 10:58 AM
I'm not skeered

badger
6/24/2009, 11:01 AM
a giant dooshbag poser.

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c60bf53ef01156f51bc9f970b-800wi
Kim: You rang?

NormanPride
6/24/2009, 11:04 AM
Posturing. KJI wants a smooth regime transition to his son.

Boomer Mooner
6/24/2009, 11:07 AM
Now, what was it again that happened to the last Asian outfit that messed with Hawaii?

StoopTroup
6/24/2009, 11:58 AM
This is simliar to how NK tests their WMDs....

R9nERy_q6Ng

SoonerStormchaser
6/24/2009, 12:16 PM
Naw they have one now that Might, MIGHT get almost to Hawaii :eek:

Well ****...they better not launch it before tomorrow night...my wife and stepdaughter are there right now.

1890MilesToNorman
6/24/2009, 12:26 PM
Head between my legs and ready to drink my Natty. Wait, that ain't right.

Head between her legs and ready to kiss her,, wait that ain't right

Who's head goes where?

JLEW1818
6/24/2009, 12:42 PM
i say Obama should shove a Natty up the NK leaders ***

goingoneight
6/24/2009, 12:57 PM
I wonder if KJI is still ronery? :confused:

OUMallen
6/24/2009, 12:59 PM
http://blog.jinbo.net/files1/33/CINA/images/200502/080158289.jpg

MrJimBeam
6/24/2009, 01:02 PM
I am so tired of this tinhorn, 2 bit, hermit kingdom somebish.

OUMallen
6/24/2009, 01:02 PM
"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all," a dispatch from the official Korean Central News Agency said.

Anyone ever notice that about Eastern countries? their war rhetoric is so, so so so so so SO overboard? Like, Iran is always all like: Israel will be met with the 10,000 flaming swords of Allah and will all suffer the most painful death imaginable by our heroic angel host of Revolutionary Guardsmen who will cause instant annihiliation of all your peoples.

Here, NK is going to wipe us off the globe. All American forces and itnerests everywhere. All at the same time?

You never hear the US or Mexico or France or the UK say anything so grandiose.

Scott D
6/24/2009, 01:17 PM
calling someone an imperialist pigdog just doesn't have the same ring to it in a clipped british accent.

SoonerKnight
6/24/2009, 01:19 PM
Anyone ever notice that about Eastern countries? their war rhetoric is so, so so so so so SO overboard? Like, Iran is always all like: Israel will be met with the 10,000 flaming swords of Allah and will all suffer the most painful death imaginable by our heroic angel host of Revolutionary Guardsmen who will cause instant annihiliation of all your peoples.

Here, NK is going to wipe us off the globe. All American forces and itnerests everywhere. All at the same time?

You never hear the US or Mexico or France or the UK say anything so grandiose.

Did you just put Mexico at the same level of the U.S.?

bluedogok
6/24/2009, 01:31 PM
Anyone ever notice that about Eastern countries? their war rhetoric is so, so so so so so SO overboard? Like, Iran is always all like: Israel will be met with the 10,000 flaming swords of Allah and will all suffer the most painful death imaginable by our heroic angel host of Revolutionary Guardsmen who will cause instant annihiliation of all your peoples.

Here, NK is going to wipe us off the globe. All American forces and itnerests everywhere. All at the same time?

You never hear the US or Mexico or France or the UK say anything so grandiose.
Maybe they hired the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/)

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

Scott D
6/24/2009, 01:36 PM
I miss that guy.

OUMallen
6/24/2009, 01:42 PM
Maybe they hired the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/)

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

That guy is a PERFECT example!

Our tanks are rolling into downtown Bagdad and this clown is all like: ALLAH AKBAR! The imperialist dogs are being run into the SEA before Saddam's LIONS! :eek: :eek: :eek:

OUMallen
6/24/2009, 01:43 PM
Did you just put Mexico at the same level of the U.S.?

Yes, everyone knows that the Mexican military machine rivals our own.

OklahomaTuba
6/24/2009, 03:29 PM
so, so oronery.

SoonerKnight
7/1/2009, 07:10 PM
Anyone ever notice that about Eastern countries? their war rhetoric is so, so so so so so SO overboard? Like, Iran is always all like: Israel will be met with the 10,000 flaming swords of Allah and will all suffer the most painful death imaginable by our heroic angel host of Revolutionary Guardsmen who will cause instant annihiliation of all your peoples.

Here, NK is going to wipe us off the globe. All American forces and itnerests everywhere. All at the same time?

You never hear the US or Mexico or France or the UK say anything so grandiose.

Well, you said it. France is a bit iffy to don't you think? I mean France? But Mexico? Even Canada is better than Mexico as far as the military! Even Austrailia! So when your talking about countries that can talk sh*t I guess that Mexico would be one of them that could even consider it! :rolleyes: