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Okla-homey
6/24/2009, 08:54 AM
she really wanted some tater chips. Lays Potato Chips. You can't make this stuff up folks.


Box of chips pays for prostitution in Oklahoma City

Published: June 24, 2009

A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.

Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.

According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.

The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.

Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.

When asked if she had ever been arrested for prostitution, Smith told police "Yes. Two or three times,” authorities said.

Smith was arrested on complaints of prostitution and suspicion of driving with a suspended license. The man was not arrested.
XingTheRubicon
6/24/2009, 09:27 AM
at least now we have a rebuttal for all the elitist d-bags that say Oklahoma's currency consists of chickens and pies...
TUSooner
6/24/2009, 09:28 AM
"The man was not arrested."
OU4LIFE
6/24/2009, 10:07 AM
well, he didn't exchange money for sex...I don't think there's a law against exchanging food for sex, most people call that a 'date'.
olevetonahill
6/24/2009, 10:24 AM
Maybe he ATE the evidence :eek:
JohnnyMack
6/24/2009, 10:28 AM
Vet paid a hooker with a bologna sammich once.
Howzit
6/24/2009, 10:39 AM
Nobody can eat just one.
captain_surly
6/24/2009, 10:39 AM
well, he didn't exchange money for sex...I don't think there's a law against exchanging food for sex, most people call that a 'date'.:D

It always took food and booze for me to score. Usually lots of booze.:O
CrimsonJim
6/24/2009, 10:47 AM
Chuck Norris could eat just one! Uh huh....got ya on that one, didn't I? ;)
Oldnslo
6/24/2009, 11:06 AM
Vinegar and salt?
Howzit
6/24/2009, 11:11 AM
Not cho cheese?
Howzit
6/24/2009, 11:12 AM
Chuck Norris could eat just one! Uh huh....got ya on that one, didn't I? ;)

Chuck Norris stops at one lay? Methinks nuh uh.
KC//CRIMSON
6/24/2009, 11:20 AM
She's all that and a bag of chips!
stoops the eternal pimp
6/24/2009, 11:21 AM
I wonder what she will do for some Little Debbies
Boomer.....
6/24/2009, 11:23 AM
Love you really long time.
CrimsonJim
6/24/2009, 11:32 AM
Chuck Norris stops at one lay? Methinks nuh uh.

Oh, I thought you was talkin' tater chips. My bad....
stoops the eternal pimp
6/24/2009, 11:33 AM
Viagra is made from Chuck Norris's sweat
CrimsonJim
6/24/2009, 11:35 AM
I wonder what she will do for some Little Debbies

I bet she could unwrap a smile. :D
stoops the eternal pimp
6/24/2009, 11:39 AM
If she was workin for Big Pimpin, she would have to give me and Scott D 80 percent of that case
StoopTroup
6/24/2009, 11:48 AM
Can't believe you guys missed this one....

http://theimaginaryworld.com/rrrl17.jpg
tulsaoilerfan
6/24/2009, 05:38 PM
Nothing like a little free publicity for the old company :)
Viking Kitten
6/24/2009, 06:00 PM
I'm surprised it wasn't Ruffles. Since they are ribbed for her pleasure.
Okla-homey
6/24/2009, 06:16 PM
I'm surprised it wasn't Ruffles. Since they are ribbed for her pleasure.

Been hanging out in "Love's" mens rooms again I see.;)
CrimsonJim
6/24/2009, 07:04 PM
Can't believe you guys missed this one....

http://theimaginaryworld.com/rrrl17.jpg

I'll see your Ho Ho, and raise you a Ding Dong.

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//02/4/024413c13b12c7e9d31e71ce06077c11.jpg
OU4LIFE
6/25/2009, 05:54 AM
Been hanging out in "Love's" mens rooms again I see.;)

Glory Hostess?
Sooner_Bob
6/25/2009, 07:13 AM
I guess its a good thing he didn't buy her KFC.
Sooner_Bob
6/25/2009, 07:14 AM
I personally prefer Pringles . . . because you know, once you pop you can't stop.
Sooner_Bob
6/25/2009, 07:18 AM
Or Pillsbury biscuits . . . because nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven.
CrimsonJim
6/25/2009, 08:15 AM
I guess its a good thing he didn't buy her KFC.

That would have made her finger lickin' good....
StoopTroup
6/25/2009, 12:05 PM
5 Dollar....footlong....
SbOrOiNaEnR
6/25/2009, 12:52 PM
SicEm's in town!
stoops the eternal pimp
6/25/2009, 01:30 PM
30 dollar...30 dollar....30 dollar fritolaysssss
Sooner_Bob
6/25/2009, 04:53 PM
SicEm's in town!

Where's the beef? :gary:
Sooner_Bob
6/25/2009, 04:54 PM
30 dollar...30 dollar....30 dollar fritolaysssss

Talk about your Brown Bag Specials . . .
tulsaoilerfan
6/25/2009, 05:47 PM
I asked my co-worker about it today; he said it wasn't him :)