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OklahomaTuba
6/18/2009, 04:38 PM
Obama knows he can't talk or apologize to missiles, right?


North Korea may launch a long-range ballistic missile towards Hawaii on American Independence Day, according to Japanese intelligence officials.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193941/North-Korea-plan-missile-launch-Hawaii-Independence-Day.html
JohnnyMack
6/18/2009, 04:40 PM
I'd bet a dollar that if I clicked on Drudge Report that this story would be the headline.
OklahomaTuba
6/18/2009, 04:42 PM
I'd bet a dollar that if I clicked on Drudge Report that this story would be the headline.
Nope, something about $100 Billion in debt being auctioned off or something.
Scott D
6/18/2009, 04:43 PM
And when that missile crashes into a big empty space of blue ocean, will you still be crying wolf?
OklahomaTuba
6/18/2009, 04:45 PM
And when that missile crashes into a big empty space of blue ocean, will you still be crying wolf?
Nah, This is simply a police matter and should be left to the FBI.
My Opinion Matters
6/18/2009, 04:46 PM
North Korea can't possibly be that stupid.
OUAlumni1990
6/18/2009, 04:50 PM
I will laugh my coconuts off if their missile blows up over their own country.
OklahomaTuba
6/18/2009, 04:51 PM
Sheriff Joe will take care of it. Nobody messes with Sheriff Joe.
Scott D
6/18/2009, 05:07 PM
I'd be impressed if it got farther than the Sea of Japan.
CK Sooner
6/18/2009, 05:13 PM
As soon as they launch it they will get bombed like crazy. I guarantee you we already have a game plan and set targets. It wouldn't take long for the Jet's to get from South Korea to the North.
Collier11
6/18/2009, 05:29 PM
If this happens it will open up a big **** storm
OUMallen
6/18/2009, 05:31 PM
No way they have the balls for this game of chicken.
OklahomaTuba
6/18/2009, 05:33 PM
If they think Obama is a weak little liberal sissy boy, they might. Who knows with those *******s.
JLEW1818
6/18/2009, 05:43 PM
think??? he is ! everyone knows that
KC//CRIMSON
6/18/2009, 05:46 PM
Sheriff Joe will take care of it. Nobody messes with Sheriff Joe.

Does Sheriff Joe make you carry an empty gun and keep one bullet in your shirt pocket?
Sooner_Havok
6/18/2009, 06:48 PM
The missile, believed to be a Taepodong-2 with a range of up to 4,000 miles


Intelligence analysts do not believe the device would be capable of hitting Hawaii's main islands, which are 4,500 miles from North Korea.

I think them Hawaiians can continue their hula dancing four a while. Hell, if the thing actually makes it past the sea of Japan, I wouldn't bet against us shooting them damn thing down, just to antagonize the little ****.
OUAlumni1990
6/18/2009, 07:10 PM
think??? he is ! everyone knows that

I don't know, did ya see that fly he swatted? That was impressive...
OUAlumni1990
6/18/2009, 09:15 PM
I forget to add "LOL"...
AggieTool
6/18/2009, 09:35 PM
Maybe the missile will be armed with Kimchee!:P
sooner ngintunr
6/18/2009, 09:39 PM
ever tried alcohol tuba? cheers me up.
sooner ngintunr
6/18/2009, 09:40 PM
No way they have the balls for this game of chicken.

not even close.
NCSooner18
6/18/2009, 09:54 PM
not even close.


Your balls don't really have to be big if your freakin nuts.
No pun intended.
Crucifax Autumn
6/18/2009, 10:07 PM
Between this and Iran I'm gonna be 24-7 news junkie again!
sooner ngintunr
6/18/2009, 10:12 PM
Your balls don't really have to be big if your freakin nuts.
No pun intended.

ahhhh, yes.

but really, China isn't even on board. If the norks really want to lose their country, they are well on on their way.

If the US wanted, we could start a revolution from the inside.(if it hasn't already started on its own) That country is in such bad shape, its already almost dead. I feel sorry for the citizens.

An internal uprising I don't think would be that difficult. It would be real easy if they would have had the 2nd amendment.;)
OUDoc
6/19/2009, 08:35 AM
North Korea can't possibly be that stupid.


As soon as they launch it they will get bombed like crazy. I guarantee you we already have a game plan and set targets. It wouldn't take long for the Jet's to get from South Korea to the North.


No way they have the balls for this game of chicken.

Agreed. There would be a lot of dead North Koreans if this happened.
Collier11
6/19/2009, 08:46 AM
not sure if its been posted yet but weve moved extra missile defense to Hawaii per Gates.

They said lastnite on the news that NORK will do this until Obama mans up, says they are likely testing him to see what he will and wont put up with
OUMallen
6/19/2009, 08:59 AM
Maybe the missile will be armed with Kimchee!:P

That's the world I wanna live in...
JohnnyMack
6/19/2009, 09:28 AM
not sure if its been posted yet but weve moved extra missile defense to Hawaii per Gates.

They said lastnite on the news that NORK will do this until Obama mans up, says they are likely testing him to see what he will and wont put up with

The DPRK does this over and over again, regardless of who is CinC:

http://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/dprkchron
My Opinion Matters
6/19/2009, 09:33 AM
The DPRK does this over and over again, regardless of who is CinC:

http://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/dprkchron

Pfft. There you go again, letting facts interfere with pefectly good partisan rhetoric.
Collier11
6/19/2009, 09:50 AM
what I posted was not rhetoric, simply what I heard on tv...I was more asking about it, nice try though at your partisan rhetoric
OklahomaTuba
6/19/2009, 11:29 AM
The DPRK does this over and over again, regardless of who is CinC:

http://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/dprkchron

The DPRK threatens to shoot missiles at Hawaii over and over again????

Must be hell to live in your world of fantasy and make-believe.
OklahomaTuba
6/19/2009, 11:31 AM
what I posted was not rhetoric, simply what I heard on tv...I was more asking about it, nice try though at your partisan rhetoric

They just don't want to admit that their strategy of "close your eyes until the scary monster goes away" isn't working, and is in fact making things worse for us all.
StoopTroup
6/19/2009, 11:33 AM
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Chuck Bao
6/19/2009, 12:22 PM
If they try something silly, I just want to transit through Seoul next week on my way home and get back through Seoul on July 10.
TUSooner
6/19/2009, 12:40 PM
His son was working for the Daily Mail. It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer.
JohnnyMack
6/19/2009, 01:06 PM
The DPRK threatens to shoot missiles at Hawaii over and over again????

Must be hell to live in your world of fantasy and make-believe.

Yeah. Like they did 3 years ago.

http://www.america.gov/st/washfile-english/2006/July/20060705133920ASesuarK0.9408228.html
Pricetag
6/19/2009, 01:20 PM
Jesus, it says we had a "diplomatic engagement" with them back then. What a bunch of wussies.
yermom
6/19/2009, 01:28 PM
They just don't want to admit that their strategy of "close your eyes until the scary monster goes away" isn't working, and is in fact making things worse for us all.

i thought that was the Bush MO
OklahomaTuba
6/19/2009, 02:51 PM
Yeah. Like they did 3 years ago.
Yet again you fail to miss big difference between now and then, that being a US State.
OklahomaTuba
6/19/2009, 02:53 PM
Obama's sending in the USS John McCain to protect us. Ironic to say the least!

The USS John McCain, a navy destroyer, is positioning itself in case it gets orders to intercept the ship Kang Nam as soon as it leaves the vicinity off the coast of China, according to a senior U.S. defense official. The order to inderdict has not been given yet, but the ship is moving into the area.http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/19/military-set-intercept-north-korean-ship-suspected-proliferatin-missiles-nukes/
JohnnyMack
6/19/2009, 03:19 PM
Yet again you fail to miss big difference between now and then, that being a US State.

Whaaa??
Scott D
6/19/2009, 04:22 PM
Well he was going to send in the USS OklahomaTuba, but that's been slated to patrol the waters of Lake Thunderbird.
stoops the eternal pimp
6/19/2009, 04:24 PM
me and my boat will be protecting Eufaula this weekend
CK Sooner
6/19/2009, 04:44 PM
me and my boat will be protecting Eufaula this weekend

Put a couple .50's on it and your set.
Scott D
6/19/2009, 04:47 PM
pimps don't put .50's on a boat...they just have a few brothas on the boat that happen to be carryin'.
Pricetag
6/19/2009, 04:52 PM
Whaaa??
Duh, Hawaii wasn't a state back then.
CK Sooner
6/19/2009, 04:56 PM
pimps don't put .50's on a boat...they just have a few brothas on the boat that happen to be carryin'.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d56/AshleyRocks02/MALIBUS_MOST_WANTED_PHOTO.jpg
SoonerProphet
6/20/2009, 09:00 AM
Obama's sending in the USS John McCain to protect us. Ironic to say the least!
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/19/military-set-intercept-north-korean-ship-suspected-proliferatin-missiles-nukes/

If I am not mistaken, that destroyer is named after his pappy and grandpappy. Did fox news include that in this irony?
Harry Beanbag
6/20/2009, 09:50 AM
I'm fairly certain Obama had exactly zero to do with what war ship was sent there.
Scott D
6/20/2009, 10:52 AM
I'm fairly certain Obama had exactly zero to do with what war ship was sent there.

Don't let facts get in the way of Tuba's attempt at making either a point or a joke.
yermom
6/20/2009, 12:15 PM
Put a couple .50's on it and your set.

one is probably enough

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1440/50cent300x2987a4267ui4.jpg