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JohnnyMack
6/17/2009, 01:14 PM
http://blog.angrypets.com/WindowsLiveWriter/ThenewphonebookishereThenewphonebookishe_AF74/NavinRJohnson6.jpg


Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
CrimsonJim
6/17/2009, 01:17 PM
http://www.movie-blast.com/images/steve-martin/the-jerk.jpg
Scott D
6/17/2009, 01:17 PM
You a bitch, that's what you is...
stoops the eternal pimp
6/17/2009, 01:17 PM
Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical bastard. .
KC//CRIMSON
6/17/2009, 01:18 PM
Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.
stoops the eternal pimp
6/17/2009, 01:19 PM
Die, you random son of a bitch.
CrimsonJim
6/17/2009, 01:22 PM
I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos.
stoops the eternal pimp
6/17/2009, 01:22 PM
Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.
OUDoc
6/17/2009, 01:23 PM
He hates these cans!
There's cans in there too!
KC//CRIMSON
6/17/2009, 01:31 PM
My dear family, guess what? Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job.

Your loving son, Navin
stoops the eternal pimp
6/17/2009, 01:33 PM
Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ***.
Boomer.....
6/17/2009, 02:02 PM
I will need two pieces of identification.

Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license and my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.
OUstud
6/17/2009, 02:41 PM
"Get in the tub and celebrate! (splash) Not you ****head!"
Dio
6/17/2009, 03:47 PM
Navin-So, how far you goin?

Meathead-Oh, 'bout the end of this fence
OhU1
6/17/2009, 04:03 PM
The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Crucifax Autumn
6/17/2009, 09:11 PM
One of the greatest movies ever.
picasso
6/17/2009, 11:52 PM
ok, I damn thee!
Crucifax Autumn
6/18/2009, 12:46 AM
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picasso
6/18/2009, 12:54 AM
he's not really funny anymore.
Crucifax Autumn
6/18/2009, 12:57 AM
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Crucifax Autumn
6/18/2009, 12:57 AM
he's not really funny anymore.

It's all those dumb family type movies that ruined him.
JLEW1818
6/18/2009, 12:58 AM
death to horns...

that is all
Crucifax Autumn
6/18/2009, 01:22 AM
I once shot a whorn just for breathin'
Howzit
6/18/2009, 09:50 AM
...that's all I need...and this lamp...
KC//CRIMSON
6/18/2009, 10:16 AM
First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your *ss. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book!
Howzit
6/18/2009, 10:19 AM
Die, you random son of a bitch!
picasso
6/18/2009, 10:20 AM
move your hips like this.


ok, you'll do.
StoopTroup
6/18/2009, 11:04 AM
The Jerk was funny but I will never get this out of my mind. It's Steve Martin's rendition of Mack Brown before every RRSO.

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Boomer.....
6/18/2009, 11:24 AM
May I go to the restroom?
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Thank you.
ousoonerfan
6/18/2009, 01:11 PM
...speaking of dumb Steve Martin family movies...

The wife and I watched Father of the Bride a couple of nights ago. In one scene, he's griping about how much the wedding is gonna cost and he says something like,"Next thing you know, we'll be broke and shuffling down the street in our bath robes." The most brilliant line in that movie!!