This just in...

[Okla-homey]

Sonny and Cher Bono's daughter Chastity has announced she's having gender reassignment surgery.

That little blonde baby girl Cher held in her arms as the Sonny and Cher Show ended each week on network TV, is going to become a man, baby.

[yermom]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_03/chastityGOFF_468x714.jpg

can't say it's that shocking...

[Okla-homey]

I wonder is she was adopted? Cher was a long, tall, skinny drink of water and Sonny was a skinny, shrimpy guy. Seems odd their progeny would be of such Shamu-esqe proportions.

[My Opinion Matters]

HAWT.

[AggieTool]

Okay...

I just wanna know if "she" can join the Posse after "he" becomes a man...

...and

If any of said Posse would have one last "hoorah" with her before she learns to pee standing up.:D

[olevetonahill]

Okay...

I just wanna know if "she" can join the Posse after "he" becomes a man...

...and

If any of said Posse would have one last "hoorah" with her before she learns to pee standing up.:D

Naw we leaving the Last Hoorah to you.
Plus I think she/he would fit better in yer TOOL shed :eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

The posse actually has a pretty open admission policy, though I doubt any of us would take it to the next level and fall on that grenade.

We've got men and women, straights and gays, cons and libs....

I don't think she'd really dig our humor though so while I'd welcome her I doubt she'll be signing up.

[Sooner_Havok]

I'd hit it

fixed!:D

[olevetonahill]

fixed!:D

Tool Hits it all the time .

[Sooner_Havok]

Tool Hits it all the time .

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[olevetonahill]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

He thinks its DIVINE :eek:

[sooner ngintunr]

not very chaste huh?

[olevetonahill]

not very chaste huh?

Look at his avvie :rolleyes:

[sooner ngintunr]

you sure that aint joey buttafuoco?

[Crucifax Autumn]

It's Janette Blackafatty

[OUAlumni1990]

whats this thread, a Sasquatch sighting? (don't have my glasses on)

[olevetonahill]

Ya dumasses
Its aggietooletta
pay tention .

[Crucifax Autumn]

Back to the original topic...Does that bitch have any college eligibility left? We could use another big boy on the line to replace Loadholt.

[sooneron]

If I could turn back time...

[OUAlumni1990]

Back to the original topic...Does that bitch have any college eligibility left? We could use another big boy on the line to replace Loadholt.

Somebody needs to e-mail Venables before this one gets away...

[sooneron]

Schmitty will run her off.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Bullshat...She'll bench press Schmitty!

[boomerinhou]

HEADLINE: Sonny Spinning in Grave...Cher Joins Him


GEEZ....Just when you think you've heard everything!!!


:rolleyes:

[Crucifax Autumn]

LAst time I saw Cher it looked like she'd been in the grave for years!

[walkoffsooner]

Her cherokee name is big buffalo

[Crucifax Autumn]

Cher's is Tall Ugly

[OU4LIFE]

whats this thread, a Sasquatch sighting? (don't have my glasses on)

on behalf of Sasquatch's everywhere, I resent that.

[Sooner_Bob]

Get in my belly!

[OhU1]

S/he looks like about 75% of lesbians I know. A bloated whale in a flannel shirt. I DO NOT want to see real lesbian porn.

[SteelClip49]

Chastity Bono to Chas Boner?

[OU4LIFE]

she should take up skiing.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Watch out for that tree

[KC//CRIMSON]

If I could turn back time...


Half-breed, that's all I ever heard!

[TUSooner]

Cut her some slack, she DID have Cher for a mom. That'd mess anybody up a bit, methinks