PDA

View Full Version : Hey you.



OU4LIFE
6/11/2009, 10:59 AM
I don't like you.

You know that? While i'm sure you don't care, it still feels good to air it.

now shut-up.

Howzit
6/11/2009, 11:04 AM
Fine. No more AEA webcam invites for you.

Howzit
6/11/2009, 11:04 AM
And I just got some brand new fishnet thingys.

Howzit
6/11/2009, 11:05 AM
But just forget it.

badger
6/11/2009, 11:11 AM
Are you rage quitting, dear?

"Rage Quit"

Usually used in online videogames when a player gets killed so many times that he yells or "rages" at the computer monitor, which is usually followed by an alt+F4 or a "User has disconnected".
*Bane gets killed by random kid over and over*

Bane: OMG! THAT GUY IS SUCH A LAGGER! THATS IT! I'M DONE WITH THIS D@MN GAME!

*alt+F4*

Random: lawl, look, I made the guy rage quit.

OU4LIFE
6/11/2009, 11:40 AM
But just forget it.

is it too late to take it back?

NYC Poke
6/11/2009, 12:02 PM
Out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

Sooner_Bob
6/11/2009, 12:42 PM
is it too late to take it back?

Yep.

Howzie boy is all mine . . . :norm:

crawfish
6/11/2009, 01:28 PM
Worst meltdown ever.

stoops the eternal pimp
6/11/2009, 01:41 PM
Worst meltdown ever.

This.

Howzit
6/11/2009, 02:56 PM
I am making ugly faces at the user profile of everyone that posted in this thread.

And making ugly faces is one thing at which I am very proficient.

C&CDean
6/11/2009, 02:57 PM
I am making ugly faces at the user profile of everyone that posted in this thread.

And making ugly faces is one thing at which I am very proficient.

I can verify this.

Howzit
6/11/2009, 02:58 PM
I am lingering on your user profile an extra few seconds, little mister.

sooneron
6/11/2009, 02:59 PM
disturbing

Lott's Bandana
6/11/2009, 03:00 PM
I d n't ke ou.

Y u kn w that? W le i'm sure y don car, it s ill fe s od to ir .

no s ut-up.


Did you say something? The hair gets in the way...

Howzit
6/11/2009, 03:02 PM
disturbing

Same as I ever was.

stoops the eternal pimp
6/11/2009, 04:42 PM
f'n swammers

OU4LIFE
6/12/2009, 05:27 AM
leave a thread for 12 hours.....

Sooner_Bob
6/12/2009, 07:01 AM
and . . .


AND!

OU4LIFE
6/12/2009, 07:13 AM
this.

Sooner_Bob
6/12/2009, 07:24 AM
FTW

OU4LIFE
6/12/2009, 07:25 AM
RTF

OU4LIFE
6/12/2009, 07:25 AM
FWIW

Sooner_Bob
6/12/2009, 07:26 AM
+1

stoops the eternal pimp
6/12/2009, 08:25 AM
RTF

This.

sooneron
6/12/2009, 09:11 AM
FPomf

OU4LIFE
6/12/2009, 09:44 AM
FPomf

Dear sooneron:

It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted work entitled FPomF (the "Work") in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. I have reserved all rights in the Work, first published in 1999, [and have registered copyright therein]. Your work entitled "RE: Hey you. FPomF" is essentially identical to the Work and clearly used the Work as its basis.

As you neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for "RE: Hey you. FPomF" nor to make or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.

I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to me, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future. If I have not received an affirmative response from you by June 32nd, 2078 indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall take further action against you.

Very truly yours,

Norm in Norman

stoops the eternal pimp
6/12/2009, 09:45 AM
ps: And may God have mercy on your soul

OU4LIFE
6/12/2009, 10:00 AM
heh

Mixer!
6/12/2009, 11:46 AM
DIAF?

OU4LIFE
6/12/2009, 12:02 PM
only if you're lucky

Mixer!
6/12/2009, 12:07 PM
Beats DIAAEAF.

Howzit
6/12/2009, 12:09 PM
OU4Life's middle name is Delbert, I bet.

Mixer!
6/12/2009, 12:12 PM
Was he ever a manager at Spike's Gravy Barn?

Howzit
6/12/2009, 12:17 PM
Spike is his first name.

Spike Delbert 4Life

OU4LIFE
6/12/2009, 12:17 PM
Beats DIAAEAF.

and you know this....how? Hang on longer next time.


OU4Life's middle name is Delbert, I bet.

ACCESS DENIED

Sooner_Bob
6/12/2009, 12:27 PM
Mmmm gravy.

Mixer!
6/12/2009, 12:50 PM
http://web.archive.org/web/20030820210414/http://www.sportingpress.com/bbs/spike_baseball.gif

stoops the eternal pimp
6/12/2009, 12:53 PM
http://www.quenchpad.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/gravy.jpg

Sooner_Bob
6/12/2009, 12:54 PM
Gravy Ladle
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."

About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter back from his mother:

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now."

Love, Mom.