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Dio
6/9/2009, 09:24 AM
No, she didn't spend the night at Neverland Ranch, she came to the OKC to live a life of crime.

http://www.thelostogle.com/2009/06/08/jessica-alba-vandalized-downtown-oklahoma-city-seriously/#comments


OKC>>>>>>>>>>Tulsa
Jello Biafra
6/9/2009, 09:32 AM
No, she didn't spend the night at Neverland Ranch, she came to the OKC to live a life of crime.

http://www.thelostogle.com/2009/06/08/jessica-alba-vandalized-downtown-oklahoma-city-seriously/#comments


OKC>>>>>>>>>>Tulsa


ill be in the bedroom waiting for her to bring me a sandwich and a foot rub
stoops the eternal pimp
6/9/2009, 10:20 AM
interesting..Macauley Culkin is the name of my dong
StoopTroup
6/9/2009, 10:35 AM
Still....having JA around makes me feel like I've been let out of captivity and freed.

http://www.orca-spirit.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/Kandu7.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Orca_dorsalfin_NOAA.JPG
achiro
6/9/2009, 10:50 AM
She has LOOOOOOONG arms!:confused:
StoopTroup
6/9/2009, 10:52 AM
My dorsel fin is itching.
badger
6/9/2009, 11:08 AM
If you scroll up a tad on their main page, you see this fun image:

http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kwtv-graph.jpg
5/3 of all people have trouble with fractions! [/lame joke]
Scott D
6/9/2009, 11:44 AM
badger that is one woman I don't want to see in high definition lol.
KC//CRIMSON
6/9/2009, 11:45 AM
I mean we do have a canal and a cowboy hall of a fame and firefighters museum and…well…nevermind.

No wonder she got bored.....


Hey-O!
TUSooner
6/9/2009, 12:32 PM
I'm not sure I can feel too sorry for something that would bite my legs off without remorse. Just how many of those shark things do we need anyway?
Harry Beanbag
6/9/2009, 12:45 PM
Apparently we don't have enough of them in downtown OKC.
Sooner_Bob
6/9/2009, 01:07 PM
No wonder she got bored.....


Hey-O!

Awwwwww come on. OKC isn't all that boring.
KC//CRIMSON
6/9/2009, 01:42 PM
Awwwwww come on. OKC isn't all that boring.


Visiting OKC is like going to Disney World if you live in Payne County.


Hey-O!
Jello Biafra
6/9/2009, 01:48 PM
or tulsa ;)
Turd_Ferguson
6/9/2009, 01:49 PM
If you scroll up a tad on their main page, you see this fun image:

http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kwtv-graph.jpg
5/3 of all people have trouble with fractions! [/lame joke]I don't get it.:D
Turd_Ferguson
6/9/2009, 01:51 PM
interesting..Macauley Culkin is the name of my dongGlad ya didn't say "Big Perm".
KC//CRIMSON
6/9/2009, 01:52 PM
If you scroll up a tad on their main page, you see this fun image:

http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kwtv-graph.jpg
5/3 of all people have trouble with fractions! [/lame joke]

mmmmm, pie charts.....
KC//CRIMSON
6/9/2009, 01:57 PM
or tulsa ;)


Visiting OKC from Tulsa is like visiting that long lost crazy uncle who won the lottery and finally decided to take a bath.
Mixer!
6/9/2009, 02:11 PM
WTF? I was in the same area code… she was… I… How did I… Why does God….I FAIL.












:D
stoops the eternal pimp
6/9/2009, 02:18 PM
Glad ya didn't say "Big Perm".

I was expecting more congratulatory posts about receiving some special attention from jessica alba
Boomer_Sooner_sax
6/9/2009, 02:58 PM
If you scroll up a tad on their main page, you see this fun image:

http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kwtv-graph.jpg
5/3 of all people have trouble with fractions! [/lame joke]

I don't get it, it looks like a giant red Pac-Man with a green fumanchu. ;)
TUSooner
6/9/2009, 03:20 PM
If you scroll up a tad on their main page, you see this fun image:

http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kwtv-graph.jpg
What's wrong?
Let's me see...
48% = 3/4 of the pie
47% = < 1/4
5% = watevva
KC//CRIMSON
6/9/2009, 03:23 PM
What's wrong?


The station hired a graphic designer from OSU.
Sooner_Bob
6/9/2009, 09:08 PM
Visiting OKC is like going to Disney World if you live in Payne County.


Hey-O!

Good thing I don't live in Payne County. :rolleyes:

Seriously, anyone who wouldn't be able to live a happy, healthy life on OKC has issues.
KC//CRIMSON
6/9/2009, 09:17 PM
Good thing I don't live in Payne County. :rolleyes:

Seriously, anyone who wouldn't be able to live a happy, healthy life on OKC has issues.


I thought you lived in/around Stillwater?
picasso
6/9/2009, 10:32 PM
I dunno, I had a great time downtown over the weekend. I had an art exhibit for 3 days, stayed across the street, ate some great food, visited with friends and topped it off Saturday night with sushi.
Sure beat the hell outta pasting up shark signs on public property.
Mixer!
6/9/2009, 11:00 PM
Bob lives in the Edmond area.
KC//CRIMSON
6/9/2009, 11:47 PM
Bob lives in the Edmond area.


Bob used to live in Stillwater, so my joke still half *ss works.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124266&page=2&highlight=stillwater
tommieharris91
6/9/2009, 11:53 PM
The station hired a graphic designer from OSU.

Correct Answer = They learned fractions from Dean Blevins.