Hey LAS

[olevetonahill]

Some of us posse dudes was thinkin about coming to see ya
If we do will ya hook us up with some :hot: chicks
and show us where to get those bazookas an Hand grenades?:P
Course then we want a map to a place thats a tad north of ya :D

[Curly Bill]

I'm in...

...and LAS ya never got back to me about Mimi Rogers. Is that a possible? :D

TIA

[JLEW1818]

who is LAS????




;)

[Curly Bill]

who is LAS????




;)

Ask your mom! :texan:

[JLEW1818]

****er



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[Curly Bill]

****er



whoops... things are edited on this board.. hehehe

I think we voted you designated drive fer the trip. How's that sound?

[JLEW1818]

uhh. fine

[OU_Sooners75]

I call shotgun!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Sounds like we're all gonna die in a horrible crash!

[OU_Sooners75]

It be fun tho!

[Curly Bill]

Maybe we should go on motorcycles!

I been needin a reason to buy a new Harley. ;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'm practically next door to him...I could almost just walk!

[Curly Bill]

I'm practically next door to him...I could almost just walk!

OK, but you better get started, the rest of us will catch up. :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

As long as we all make it in time for the big hook-up!

[CrimsonJim]

Hey, don't forget me!!!

[Crucifax Autumn]

We kinda figured you were too busy playin' with CK!

[olevetonahill]

Hey, don't forget me!!!

Hell you gonna help Jlew drive :P

[CrimsonJim]

Shore! If you don't mind me a drinkin' and a drivin'!!

[CrimsonJim]

We kinda figured you were too busy playin' with CK!

Watch it! lol

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Course then we want a map to a place thats a tad north of ya :D

DOn't need a map. Have him drive you to Bakersfield and put you on the train.... get a good view of the land of milk and honey.

[olevetonahill]

Shore! If you don't mind me a drinkin' and a drivin'!!

Long as You the one going to Jail and we dont end upside down in a canyon :eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

We'll put rocks in the tires to keep us bottom heavy!

[Curly Bill]

How about a parachute? Cause the Grand Canyon is pretty deep.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Yeah, but if ya get lucky yer landing is cushioned by burros.

[olevetonahill]

Yeah, but if ya get lucky yer landing is cushioned by burritos.

Cool in case we get the munchies and stuff ;)

[olevetonahill]

DOn't need a map. Have him drive you to Bakersfield and put you on the train.... get a good view of the land of milk and honey.

Disneyland is that far:eek:

[Curly Bill]

Make sure and take cheese so we can have it with our grilled burro.

[olevetonahill]

Make sure and take cheese so we can have it with our grilled burro.

I fixed it
Pay Tention dayum it :rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

Where in hell did jaun go ?
he was givin us directions and **** :confused:

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Disneyland is that far:eek:


Disneyland is south, not north.

[olevetonahill]

Disneyland is south, not north.

Why ya think we needed directions ?
Pay tention :rolleyes:

[CrimsonJim]

I don't need no stinking drekshuns.... * hickup *

Hey! Who took my beer?! :mad:

[AlbqSooner]

Have Sic Em drive. I understand the Blue Ridge mountains are beautiful this time of year.

[AggieTool]

Pfffttt...

Ghey.:rolleyes:

[1890MilesToNorman]

I'll ride in the back and keep track of the beer inventory!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Some of us posse dudes was thinkin about coming to see ya
If we do will ya hook us up with some :hot: chicks
and show us where to get those bazookas an Hand grenades?:P
Course then we want a map to a place thats a tad north of ya :DAre you serious about coming out here? If so, I can certainly take you rednecks to some bars that'll be full-a wimmins, wimmins so hawt that you might choke on your Skoal.

As for the bazookas and Grrrnades, they were at the Riverside gun show. Not sure when the next one is and I'm pretty sure they won't be there anymore considering the ones I DID see were pre 9/11.

But if you seriously are gonna come out here, lemme know. I'd take the Posse out for drinks. :)


I'm in...

...and LAS ya never got back to me about Mimi Rogers. Is that a possible? :D

TIANot gonna happen. I don't even know her, but I DO know that any actress named "Mimi" is bat**** crazy.

[CK Sooner]

:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

that would be like a ****ed up version of the Clampetts out there

[LosAngelesSooner]

You guys DO realize that after I took them to Foxtail and MyHouse and Crown Bar and got them real liquored up and all hot and bothered by all the amazing tail rolling through those joints, I'd be SURE to take them to either The Abbey or Rage (two of the BIGGEST gay bars smack dab in the middle of WeHo) just to watch the silly, confused expressions on all of their faces. :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

couple of them might come back with a different stance on gay marriage...or just a different stance

[LosAngelesSooner]

HEY-OOOOO!!!
:D

[OU_Sooners75]

And If I do show up there in Cali.....

I will be looking for zoolander thanks to your avatar! :O

[olevetonahill]

You guys DO realize that after I took them to Foxtail and MyHouse and Crown Bar and got them real liquored up and all hot and bothered by all the amazing tail rolling through those joints, I'd be SURE to take them to either The Abbey or Rage (two of the BIGGEST gay bars s*Mack* dab in the middle of WeHo) just to watch the silly, confused expressions on all of their faces. :D

Aint gonna happen bro
Me and 2 friends tried to go to a gay bar once just to see what it was like
They wouldnt let our Red necks in :confused:

[CK Sooner]

Aint gonna happen bro
Me and 2 friends tried to go to a gay bar once just to see what it was like
They wouldnt let our Red necks in :confused:

Suree.

;)

[OUAlumni1990]

I'd be SURE to take them to either The Abbey or Rage (two of the BIGGEST gay bars s*Mack* dab in the middle of WeHo) just to watch the silly, confused expressions on all of their faces. :D

It concerns me a little that you know this kind of information. :texan:

[OU_Sooners75]

You guys DO realize that after I took them to Foxtail and MyHouse and Crown Bar and got them real liquored up and all hot and bothered by all the amazing tail rolling through those joints, I'd be SURE to take them to either The Abbey or Rage (two of the BIGGEST gay bars s*Mack* dab in the middle of WeHo) just to watch the silly, confused expressions on all of their faces. :D


In other words you are already plotting a way to take advantage of us?

Though I am flattered, I am straight, so get that Idea out of your head!

:eek:

[VeeJay]

Can ya hook a brotha up with some chilled cognac and Britney Spears' little sister? She is 18, right?

[olevetonahill]

That would be a a fun trip
But hell I got a Sister that lives way up in Nor Cal
Ive been there maybe 4 times in the last 40 yrs :O

[VeeJay]

My sister's been to see me twice in 20 years. Once was when I got married in 1999, and the second time was when mu daughter got married in 2007.

There's nobody left to get married, so I guess I won't see her again.

I wouldn't worry 'bout it.

[CK Sooner]

Can ya hook a brotha up with some chilled cognac and Britney Spears' little sister? She is 18, right?

She had a baby, so it would be like banging a 40 year old.

[OU_Sooners75]

She had a baby, so it would be like banging a 40 year old.


That is not true.

You must still be a virgin.

That or you have only been with one girl or boy.

[CK Sooner]

That is not true.

You must still be a virgin.

That or you have only been with one girl or boy.

Boy, huh?

Well I have been with 2 girls and 1 was a virgin and one wasn't.

Which doesn't mean **** because I haven't ****ed a 40 year old, or a girl that has had a baby, but I know more than two that have... hmmm

This is from what I heard from many people.

And I mean girls so if your thinking guys for some strange reason then I don't want to know about it then....

[OU_Sooners75]

Boy, huh?

Well I have been with 2 girls and 1 was a virgin and one wasn't.

Which doesn't mean **** because I haven't ****ed a 40 year old, or a girl that has had a baby, but I know more than two that have... hmmm

This is from what I heard from many people.

And I mean girls so if your thinking guys for some strange reason then I don't want to know about it then....


Gave an option so I would offend you...seeing I do not know your sexual orientation.

I only put it that way, because of the 28 day cycle you seem to have. ;)

[CK Sooner]

Gave an option so I would offend you...seeing I do not know your sexual orientation.

I only put it that way, because of the 28 day cycle you seem to have. ;)

I still think I have more experience in this category then you do.

;)

[OU_Sooners75]

I still think I have more experience in this category then you do.

;)


More experience in the 28 day cycle?

You probably do, seeing I do not bleed or have such a thing.

But if you are referring to women.....I will let you think what you wish. I will say this though.

Until YOU gain some more experience, then I would not be even begin suggesting that you know more than anyone else.

Hell, Sicem is more experienced than you...and he is still a virgin. :D :eek:

[OUAlumni1990]

She had a baby, so it would be like banging a 40 year old.

Whats wrong with banging a 40 year old? Son, there are 40 year old women out there that you truely could not handle. Just google Bangbros. They LOVE those kinds of wimmen. :)

As already pointed out, you appear to be nieve. :rolleyes:

[LosAngelesSooner]

It concerns me a little that you know this kind of information. :texan:Really? It shouldn't.

But if it makes you feel better, I know the owner of The Abbey. He also owns Foxtail, Hyde, Area and SLS, along with several other hotels, bars and restaurants. That's one rich Armenian.


In other words you are already plotting a way to take advantage of us?

Though I am flattered, I am straight, so get that Idea out of your head!

:eek:Awww...but you're so cute and smooth...

:D


Can ya hook a brotha up with some chilled cognac and Britney Spears' little sister? She is 18, right?What kind of retarded French soprano CHILLS their Cognac?! ;)


That would be a a fun trip
But hell I got a Sister that lives way up in Nor Cal
Ive been there maybe 4 times in the last 40 yrs :ODude...I'd love it if you came out here. It would be a blast. And depending on who's touring, I could probably get you backstage on a good rock concert, too.


Whats wrong with banging a 40 year old? Son, there are 40 year old women out there that you truely could not handle. Just google Bangbros. They LOVE those kinds of wimmen. :)

As already pointed out, you appear to be nieve. :rolleyes:If he's really only been with 2 women by the age of 19 then he shouldn't be: a) talking sh!t about ANYONE'S experience on here and b) trying to act more macho than ANYONE on here. ;)

As for 40 year olds and baby mommas...you go ahead and turn your nose up at 'em and only go for the youngins. There's enough of us smart ones out here who know the difference between expertise and eagerness.

[CrimsonJim]

That trip would be a friggin' blast, but I don't think Vet would know what to do without his weenie. :eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Yeah, but he HAS to bring the parrot along!

[olevetonahill]

My weinie has fun no matter what

[CK Sooner]

Whats wrong with banging a 40 year old? Son, there are 40 year old women out there that you truely could not handle. Just google Bangbros. They LOVE those kinds of wimmen. :)

As already pointed out, you appear to be nieve. :rolleyes:

If you can bang a girl from Bang Bros then more power to you, but they are pornstars for a reason...

[CK Sooner]

Really? It shouldn't.

But if it makes you feel better, I know the owner of The Abbey. He also owns Foxtail, Hyde, Area and SLS, along with several other hotels, bars and restaurants. That's one rich Armenian.

Awww...but you're so cute and smooth...

:D

What kind of retarded French soprano CHILLS their Cognac?! ;)

Dude...I'd love it if you came out here. It would be a blast. And depending on who's touring, I could probably get you backstage on a good rock concert, too.

If he's really only been with 2 women by the age of 19 then he shouldn't be: a) talking sh!t about ANYONE'S experience on here and b) trying to act more macho than ANYONE on here. ;)
As for 40 year olds and baby mommas...you go ahead and turn your nose up at 'em and only go for the youngins. There's enough of us smart ones out here who know the difference between expertise and eagerness.

Had a girlfriend for 4 years you idiot.

This coming from LAS, give me a break.


*****

[Crucifax Autumn]

I personally lost count somewhere around 40 and haven't bothered to refigure the total.

[OUAlumni1990]

I personally lost count somewhere around 40 and haven't bothered to refigure the total.

Here's the challenging part, can you remember all their names? At least a first name? LOL

You have a decisive advantage over the rest of us tho, living in vegas and all...

[Crucifax Autumn]

I've only banged like 7 here! The rest were in texas and Oklahoma for the most part.

[OU_Sooners75]

Had a girlfriend for 4 years you idiot.

This coming from LAS, give me a break.


*****


Seriously bro...Just stop!

I love your enthusiasm and shat, but get real bud. You have been with 2 women. 1 that was for 4 years?

I can tell you this...I have slowed way down since my college days...but I have been with more than 2 women this year alone.

And as far as a baby momma or older wimmen....Experience is something that the young girls cannot match...and until you have been with an older woman that is well exerienced...If I were you, I would just take the word of people that have.

Now, there is nothing wrong with a younger woman (for me I try to keep them above 24 years of age, though I have been with a 20 year old just this year...and even at that age, they have so much to learn still.

One of these days CK, when/if you do get with a older woman, you will be blown away by what they can, and what they are willing, to do for and with you.

[Fraggle145]

Older chicks rock. For a coupla years there I was a cougar hunter.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Had a girlfriend for 4 years you idiot.

This coming from LAS, give me a break.


*****Riiiight.

Because I have never dated any girls. Much less hawt ones. ;)

You've got me all figgered out, Junior. All figgered out. I'm just a closeted gay guy who never gets laid.

(by the way, I passed 2 by the end of my 16th year...and that was during year one WITH a girl I dated for 4.5 years. Threesomes rawk.)

[Crucifax Autumn]

These kids today seem to be very confused don't they?

[olevetonahill]

I like MY age any chick 18 to 60 seems hawt to me :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

That's pretty much me...I'll hit 'em all! lol

[olevetonahill]

This is CK
http://www.photopox.com/Images/Hit_It/hit-it-two-times.jpg

[Collier11]

Are you serious about coming out here? If so, I can certainly take you rednecks to some bars that'll be full-a wimmins, wimmins so hawt that you might choke on your Skoal.


But if you seriously are gonna come out here, lemme know. I'd take the Posse out for drinks. :)


Even me LAS, id come see ya and probably even buy you a few beers, but not too many cus beer in LA is way too expensive and youre not worth that much to me ;)


couple of them might come back with a different stance on gay marriage...or just a different stance

look alot like your stance these days :D

[Collier11]

I've only banged like 7 here! The rest were in *Texas* and Oklahoma for the most part.

Liar!


...but I have been with more than 2 women this year alone.



LIAR!


I personally lost count somewhere around 40 and haven't bothered to refigure the total.

LIAR!


Had a girlfriend for 4 years you idiot.


LIAR!


My weinie has fun no matter what

just cus your couch cushions dont talk back :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

Poor Collier...can't tell truth from fiction.

[OU_Sooners75]

Liar!



LIAR!



LIAR!



LIAR!



just cus your couch cushions dont talk back :D

:confused:

So you are ****ing couch cushions?

[Collier11]

Reading is hard

[Collier11]

Poor Collier...can't tell truth from fiction.

:D

[Crucifax Autumn]

Liar!

[Collier11]

poor Crux...can't tell truth from fiction.

[Crucifax Autumn]

lmao

[OUAlumni1990]

Reading is hard

For you and me both brotha! And I done gradjeated! :texan:

[OUAlumni1990]

Had a boyfriend for 4 years you idiot.

Fixed

[Collier11]

For you and me both brotha! And I done gradjeated! :texan:

same heres, still dont know wtf is going on

[Crucifax Autumn]

You never will honestly. The more you know the more you don't know and the less sense everything makes.

[Collier11]

^^^ I know this is true

[Crucifax Autumn]

One look around this forum tells you that the world is one confusing place!

[Curly Bill]

One look around this forum tells you that the world is one confusing place!

That's bull shat! Cheese-boy! ;) :D

[LosAngelesSooner]

Even me LAS, id come see ya and probably even buy you a few beers, but not too many cus beer in LA is way too expensive and youre not worth that much to me ;)



look alot like your stance these days :DWe could go by my bar. I have good beer at a fair (for LA) price...and since it's my bar...the price is even CHEAPER. ;)

Oh, and this post alone made me take you off ignore. :D

[Collier11]

must not have been ignoring me too much if you were reading my posts ;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

He musta been bored and looking for a giggle!