Wusstastic Song Lyrics

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Come on Hootie...


Sometimes you're crazy
And you wonder why
I'm such a baby
Cause the Dolphins make me cry

[King Crimson]

edit: holla back girl, supremely bad but not wusstastic. lemme think.

edit 2: even though Arthur Lee is the friggin man, i'll have to say the opening line to Love's Orange Skies is pretty wusstastic:

"orange skies, carnivals, cotton candy....and you".

[SoonerStormchaser]

edit 3: Just about everything ever written by Journey qualifies...but GOD I LOVE THEM!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dan Hill..probably the most wusstastic song ever


And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

[NCSooner18]

Probably most of Air Supply's songbook.

[Jacie]

Don chu want me baby?
Don chu want me nahowwww . . .

What self-respecting woman would want a wuss who whines like that?

Then there's this wuss classic:

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street . . .
From my window I'm staring as my coffee grows cold.