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Okla-homey
5/21/2009, 03:26 PM
Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the area around your anus by bleaching it to get rid of any dark pigmentation that might be a result of a lifetime of body changes. It is the latest rage on the beauty circuits today. It enhances your anus making it look younger and helps to beautify the most intimate part of your body. It aids in regaining that confidence you once had before any damage age did to your body.

http://www.onlyanalbleaching.com/what-is-anal-bleaching/

...and in case you're wondering WTF I would know about this, let's just say sometimes, it goes terribly, horrifically wrong. And someone gets sued.

JohnnyMack
5/21/2009, 03:27 PM
Howzit can comment on this.

BornandBred
5/21/2009, 03:29 PM
At first, I started laughing, then I realized how tragic this must be. First, you have to be so self conscious about your dumper that you want to get it bleached and then follow through. THEN, when it goes wrong you crap pancakes for the rest of your life, AND you have to sue somebody. Which means you have to trot your starfish out for all to see, likely before and after photos. I'm sad for this person.









And I'm still laughing.

Okla-homey
5/21/2009, 03:34 PM
At first, I started laughing, then I realized how tragic this must be. First, you have to be so self conscious about your dumper that you want to get it bleached and then follow through. THEN, when it goes wrong you crap pancakes for the rest of your life, AND you have to sue somebody. Which means you have to trot your starfish out for all to see, likely before and after photos. I'm sad for this person.









And I'm still laughing.


It's also rather amusing to think about the questions to be asked during the jury empanelment. Ma'am, do you have any prejudices against folks who, for whatever reason, decided to bleach their hiney-hole or studying photographs of same?

TUSooner
5/21/2009, 03:36 PM
I'm wondering how something that starts out so wrong to begin with can "go" wrong.

On second thought, I'll just quit wondering.

TUSooner
5/21/2009, 03:39 PM
Who exactly is going to impressed by a bleached anus, anyway?
This thread is well titled.

Okla-homey
5/21/2009, 03:40 PM
I'm wondering how something that starts out so wrong to begin with can "go" wrong.

On second thought, I'll just quit wondering.

It isn't called anal bleaching for nothing. Think Clorox, and sensitive, tender tissue. Now think of them together. For hours. Got the picture?

yermom
5/21/2009, 03:40 PM
and then, the mangled starfish is now i'm sure much worse than what they were trying to clean up in the first place

TUSooner
5/21/2009, 03:43 PM
It isn't called anal bleaching for nothing. Think Clorox, and sensitive, tender tissue. Now think of them together. For hours. Got the picture?

Mine puckers at the mere thought. :eek:

Okla-homey
5/21/2009, 03:44 PM
Who exactly is going to impressed by a bleached anus, anyway?
This thread is well titled.

It's a porn thing. Thanks to the pervasiveness of those films, attractive young adult people who aren't porn stars, feel they too must be as hairless as four year olds and all their orifices need to be proportioned a certain way and devoid of any pigmentation that normally occurs as we age.

BornandBred
5/21/2009, 03:45 PM
It's also rather amusing to think about the questions to be asked during the jury empanelment. Ma'am, do you have any prejudices against folks who, for whatever reason, decided to bleach their hiney-hole or studying photographs of same?

I'd start with something like: Who here has ever gotten drunk and thought, "you know what would make me more attractive to my proctologist"?

TAFBSooner
5/21/2009, 03:56 PM
. . . young adult people who aren't porn stars, feel they too must be as hairless as four year olds . . .

I'm gonna regret this.

My wife and I are old school (OK, just old, and nip it), and never ran into this before we got married. We also both watch Two and a Half Men, and this business about everybody shaving under their pants was "discussed" on a recent episode.

You young single people, is this something that many? any? people do here in Oklahoma, or anywhere outside of Hollywood?

BornandBred
5/21/2009, 04:01 PM
I'm gonna regret this.

My wife and I are old school (OK, just old, and nip it), and never ran into this before we got married. We also both watch Two and a Half Men, and this business about everybody shaving under their pants was "discussed" on a recent episode.

You young single people, is this something that many? any? people do here in Oklahoma, or anywhere outside of Hollywood?

I fully admit to trimming. I also prefer a woman who's under control. What 'style' of control is completely up to her, but this ain't the 70's anymore.

Sooner04
5/21/2009, 04:04 PM
I fully admit to trimming. I also prefer a woman who's under control. What 'style' of control is completely up to her, but this ain't the 70's anymore.
Agreed. I'm not looking to floss down there.

Okla-homey
5/21/2009, 04:06 PM
I'm gonna regret this.

My wife and I are old school (OK, just old, and nip it), and never ran into this before we got married. We also both watch Two and a Half Men, and this business about everybody shaving under their pants was "discussed" on a recent episode.

You young single people, is this something that many? any? people do here in Oklahoma, or anywhere outside of Hollywood?

It's pretty pervasive throughout America. Some young women leave a little, for a funky aesthetic I guess, but its slick as a baby's bottom for a great many. And guys are into it too. There are young men, even heterosexual ones, who shave their entire bodies, and even shape their eyebrows. As I've stated, I'm convinced it a manifestation of popular adoption of the porn ideal.
I'm advised subjects in porn films started this hairless dealio because devoid of shrubbery, you can see the cracks in the foundation better. Or something.

Nowadays, some folks think it's somehow "cleaner" and therefore healthier, although I figure we didn't evolve into mostly fur-less except for pits and crotch for no good reason. That's if there is anything to this Darwinian natural selection stuff.

sitzpinkler
5/21/2009, 04:07 PM
I saw something about this on one of the national news channels a few years ago. Like Homey said, it started with pornstars doing it to look better on camera.

TAFBSooner
5/21/2009, 04:17 PM
. . . although I figure we didn't evolve into mostly fur-less except for pits and crotch for no good reason. That's if there is anything to this Darwinian natural selection stuff.

I accept evolution, but it's kinda hard to see the point of reaching the pinnacle thereof if we (as a species) do some of the things listed in this thread once we get there.:rolleyes:

NYC Poke
5/21/2009, 04:19 PM
Before I hooked up with my current gf, I was convinced there were no female pubic hairs in Manhattan.

Boomer.....
5/21/2009, 04:25 PM
That's a good thing.

Not your gf.

Okla-homey
5/21/2009, 04:28 PM
That's a good thing.

Not your gf.

The thing is, back in my day, it didn't matter if it looked like a ZZ Top concert down there. In fact, it was, well, what adult females were supposed to look like.

NYC Poke
5/21/2009, 04:33 PM
That's a good thing.

Not your gf.

Meh. Variety is good. As long as it's not a disco mitt.

BornandBred
5/21/2009, 04:33 PM
The thing is, back in my day, it didn't matter if it looked like a ZZ Top concert down there. In fact, it was, well, what adult females were supposed to look like.

Nothing is quite as secksy a retching on the pube stuck in the back of your throat.

TUSooner
5/21/2009, 04:39 PM
It's a porn thing. Thanks to the pervasiveness of those films, attractive young adult people who aren't porn stars, feel they too must be as hairless as four year olds and all their orifices need to be proportioned a certain way and devoid of any pigmentation that normally occurs as we age.

Well, as hard as this may be to believe, I have seen this pron thing one or twice and noticed an aversion to natural hair (and natural other stuff as well). But it still seems a mighty lame reason. Of course, I may be overlooking the key fact that sex IS many folks' god.

mdklatt
5/21/2009, 04:43 PM
***WARNING***

If you mistakenly clicked on Homey's link thinking it was to a news story about an anal bleaching lawsuit (it's not), make sure to clear your browser history and delete the cookies from that domain. You know, just in case you have an overly curious significant other, IT department, etc.

:O :eek:

TUSooner
5/21/2009, 04:47 PM
That calls to mind today's "word of the day" -- merkin

(first use, according to the OED, 1617) a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise the marks of syphilis....
The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig back to 1450, claiming that women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and that prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease. This book also mentions the tale of one man that gave a cardinal of the Catholic Church a merkin that he had acquired from a prostitute and then combed and dried. He claimed it was St. Peter's beard.

Boomer.....
5/21/2009, 04:51 PM
The thing is, back in my day, it didn't matter if it looked like a ZZ Top concert down there. In fact, it was, well, what adult females were supposed to look like.


Meh. Variety is good. As long as it's not a disco mitt.

I sure hope we are not still talking about anals.



:D

kbsooner21
5/21/2009, 04:52 PM
I sure hope we are not still talking about anals.



:D

LMFAO!:D

BornandBred
5/21/2009, 04:55 PM
I sure hope we are not still talking about anals.



:D

I wish I could spek this twice!

TUSooner
5/21/2009, 04:59 PM
Nothing is quite as secksy a retching on the pube stuck in the back of your throat.

Q: What do you do about too much pubic hair?
A: Spit it out

Just something I heard in 1973.

Turd_Ferguson
5/21/2009, 07:31 PM
I've seen girls that looke like they had Buckwheat in a scissor lock, and I've seen it bare. I like the "hitler", which my wife recently did. I do not think it was for me however.:mad:

TheHumanAlphabet
5/22/2009, 09:19 AM
http://www.onlyanalbleaching.com/what-is-anal-bleaching/

...and in case you're wondering WTF I would know about this, let's just say sometimes, it goes terribly, horrifically wrong. And someone gets sued.

I CAN NOT IMAGINE the pleadings on this one...

Man, I would love to view or read the depositions on this one...

Reminds me of one depo where a guy slugged another guy because he touched his "johnson"... Hilarity ensues as the lawyer apparently had a sense of humor and was quick-witted and milked that one out...

soonerboomer93
5/22/2009, 10:33 AM
I'm gonna regret this.

My wife and I are old school (OK, just old, and nip it), and never ran into this before we got married. We also both watch Two and a Half Men, and this business about everybody shaving under their pants was "discussed" on a recent episode.

You young single people, is this something that many? any? people do here in Oklahoma, or anywhere outside of Hollywood?

well either you groom, or you pick hair outta teeth

which one is more enjoyable?

yermom
5/22/2009, 10:50 AM
there is the third, more likely, option...