Question we were discussing at lunch

[achiro]

If my F-250 diesel with a deer smasher bumper on the front were to hit a smart car head on, both doing 50mph, do you think a quick trip to the car wash would put my truck back to normal?

[BornandBred]

Can you get the bits out of the undercarriage at that carwash? Or is it one of those "No Mud" washes?

[Dio]

Depends. How big was the "Coexist" sticker on the Prius? Some of that adhesive is a bitch to get off.

[olevetonahill]

I think youd spend More time in the shower and laundry room :D

[JohnnyMack]

America, **** yeah!

[GottaHavePride]

At lunch I was wondering why you never see baby zombies in zombie movies. Are we supposed to believe that a hungry zombie would still be too ethical to consider munching on a baby, thus turning the baby into a zombie?

I think a zombie would eat about any damn thing, including babies. And I want to know why you never see a zombie lady pushing a stroller with a zombie baby in it.

[royalfan5]

At I lunch I was discussing with my coworkers if Strawberry poptarts where a gateway to everyone in the office becoming zombies due to a virus in the filling.

[AggieTool]

I think all you would need is a good set of windshield wipers.:P

[royalfan5]

I think all you would need is a good set of windshield wipers.:P

Don't be silly, windshield wipers are completely ineffective against zombies.

[CrimsonJim]

....and the smart car would go under the F-250

[JLEW1818]

how funny would it be if they made F-350 hybrids?

[GottaHavePride]

how funny would it be if they made F-350 hybrids?

Hybrid what? Diesel and nuclear fission?

[Soonerus]

Hey, I drive a hybrid and have since 2000...

[NormanPride]

This surprises no one.