Why, Pres. Soetoro, Shirley you agree with these.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:
We win, they lose.' - Ronald Reagan


'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the
government and I'm here to help.' -Ronald Reagan


'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant;
it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' - Ronald Reagan


'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too
strong.' - Ronald Reagan


'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked
like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan


'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but
doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan


'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one
end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan


'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a
government program.' - Ronald Reagan


'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.. I have
learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald
Reagan


'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops
moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan


'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards;
if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan


'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as
the will and moral courage of free men and women.' - Ronald Reagan



'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a
nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan
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[NYC Poke]

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/may/03/gop-listens-in-drive-to-thrive/

[stoops the eternal pimp]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"- Colonel Sanders

[SoonerProphet]

typical politician, talk about doing one thing while actually doing just the opposite

[stoops the eternal pimp]

"Hey! I can drive!" - Billy Martin

[SoonerStormchaser]

"The gas tank looks full to me!" -John Denver

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/may/03/gop-listens-in-drive-to-thrive/Jeb, W and McCain, all bigtime Amnesty aficionados. They act like they don't understand why they became unpopular with conservatives.

[soonerscuba]

Jeb, W and McCain, all bigtime Amnesty aficionados. They act like they don't understand why they became unpopular with conservatives.You're not familiar with Reagan's stance on immigration, are you?

[Curly Bill]

Was he in a 3-point or a 4-point stance?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

You're not familiar with Reagan's stance on immigration, are you?One of his few mistakes. He hoped that was the end of massive illegal immigration. Boy, was he wrong on that one!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Was he in a 3-point or a 4-point stance?

it was a rickey henderson batting stance

[Crucifax Autumn]

Holy crap...Do we now combine all those Rickey stories with Reagan stories?

Example:

In 1986, Reagan’s second term, he boarded Air Force 1 and was looking for a seat. Caspar Weinberger said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Regan looked at Weinberger and said, “Ten years? Ronnie’s been president at least 6 years.”

[stoops the eternal pimp]

To this day and dating back 25 years, before every speech he gives, Reagan stands completely naked in front of a full length oval office mirror and says, “Ronnie’s the best,” for several minutes.

[JLEW1818]

"Suck my d.ick " - Ron Jeremy

[Crucifax Autumn]

Reagan once fell asleep on an ice pack and got frostbite – which forced him to miss three speeches — in mid-August.

[Crucifax Autumn]

A reporter once asked Reagan if he talked to himself, “Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?”