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Czar Soonerov
4/30/2009, 09:32 AM
The good folks at Sweet Sue have done it again.

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3702/wholechickeninacan58151.jpg (http://img144.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wholechickeninacan58151.jpg)
BornandBred
4/30/2009, 09:34 AM
It's like a big vienna sausage, with bones. Well... more bones and on purpose.
OUDoc
4/30/2009, 09:36 AM
It doesn't look "fully cooked".
Boomer.....
4/30/2009, 09:39 AM
That is the most fowl thing I have seen in a long time.
Crucifax Autumn
4/30/2009, 09:46 AM
Looks like something you'd disect in a high school biology class to me.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2009, 10:09 AM
Home Style Goodness indeed.

I think would should sue Sue, Czar. This is OBVIOUSLY a ripoff of Live-Chicken-In-A-Can that you, me and 8 did years ago.
OUDoc
4/30/2009, 10:11 AM
If someone could sneeze an entire chicken, that's what it would look like.
NormanPride
4/30/2009, 10:30 AM
Oh GOD. I wonder what the ones WITH giblets look like?
Crucifax Autumn
4/30/2009, 10:31 AM
The good thing is if it's whole instead of chuncked or shredded like traditional canned chicken you can tall what part is what!
Lott's Bandana
4/30/2009, 10:52 AM
Why are you wastin that clean skillet?

It says it's fully cooked.
Lott's Bandana
4/30/2009, 10:52 AM
If someone could sneeze an entire chicken, that's what it would look like.


Dumplings
picasso
4/30/2009, 10:55 AM
is that Sweet Sue's Secret Sauce glistening against that tasty chicken?

nothing like a little special sauce.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2009, 10:56 AM
just eat it right out of the can.

be good for a camping trip.
1890MilesToNorman
4/30/2009, 11:02 AM
just eat it right out of the can.

be good for a camping trip.

By the looks of that chicken I think I would rather eat moss off a tree.
CrimsonJim
4/30/2009, 11:04 AM
Yeah, just put the can on the fire to heat it up and yer good to go!
OU4LIFE
4/30/2009, 11:16 AM
heat it up?

sissy.
Frozen Sooner
4/30/2009, 11:17 AM
just eat it right out of the can.

be good for a camping trip.

I'm told that commercial fishing boats go through these like nobody's business.
Lott's Bandana
4/30/2009, 11:31 AM
I'm told that commercial fishing boats go through these like nobody's business.


Gotta love us horny sailors!
picasso
4/30/2009, 11:53 AM
Yeah, just put the can on the fire to heat it up and yer good to go!

mmmm yeah, just add some of Vet's corn hole salad.
StoopTroup
4/30/2009, 11:58 AM
I want a leg!
OU4LIFE
4/30/2009, 12:08 PM
I want a leg!

a third leg...
StoopTroup
4/30/2009, 12:10 PM
a third leg...

You can secs chickens too?

WOW!
OU4LIFE
4/30/2009, 12:14 PM
well, I can...thanks to my ridiculously small penis.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2009, 12:14 PM
wait...did I say that out loud?
StoopTroup
4/30/2009, 12:27 PM
I think you did.
OU4LIFE
4/30/2009, 12:39 PM
*crap*
StoopTroup
4/30/2009, 01:21 PM
Whole Pecker in a Can.
Boomer.....
4/30/2009, 01:27 PM
Does that come with the gravy also?
OU4LIFE
4/30/2009, 01:31 PM
Does that come with the gravy also?

the pecker? yes.

the chicken, not so much.
CrimsonJim
4/30/2009, 02:53 PM
Ya have to whip up the gravey on yer own. ;)
Turd_Ferguson
4/30/2009, 02:59 PM
Ya have to whip up the gravey on yer own. ;)heh. Some of us have our own gravey whippers.
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2009, 04:24 PM
Home Style Goodness indeed.

I think would should sue Sue, Czar. This is OBVIOUSLY a ripoff of Live-Chicken-In-A-Can that you, me and 8 did years ago.

Do you think those have expired yet? We can strike while the iron's hot!
TUSooner
4/30/2009, 04:58 PM
If someone could sneeze an entire chicken, that's what it would look like.

That made me laugh. And snort.
OU_Sooners75
4/30/2009, 05:34 PM
If someone could sneeze an entire chicken, that's what it would look like.


Is that how dem der Chinamen got the bird flu?
Rogue
4/30/2009, 08:19 PM
I'd eat it.
Czar Soonerov
4/30/2009, 11:26 PM
More pics available here.. Mmmm.

http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/04/23/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can/
olevetonahill
4/30/2009, 11:30 PM
I'd eat it.

Cause you a sick bastage :D
Crucifax Autumn
4/30/2009, 11:30 PM
Whole Pecker in the Can.

Fixed! heh!
LoyalFan
4/30/2009, 11:38 PM
*crap*


OK.OK! We'll stop calling you "Vienna Boi".
There. All better now?

LF
Crucifax Autumn
5/1/2009, 10:28 AM
Can I be vienna boy? I AM hung like a toddler!
StoopTroup
5/2/2009, 01:49 PM
Sweet Sue ain't got nuthin' on ole PBR CHicken. :D


It’s amazing what people will stick in their cans.

http://burntlumpia.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bfcac53ef00e5528b447e8833-500wi
SanJoaquinSooner
5/2/2009, 06:55 PM
wrap a piece of that with a slice of brown bread with a little grey poupon and it'd be mighty tasty.