OleVet Posse?

[SteelClip49]

What is it? What's the purpose? Is there a free sample of shine when you join? Is it a PG-13 rated cult?

[Jello Biafra]

first rule of OleVet posse is you don't talk about OleVet Posse...

[JLEW1818]

lol, OleVet Posse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's kind of a big deal..... right Jello?

[SteelClip49]

I like OleVet. There should be a cartoon show named for him. He is the reason why I am green again!

[Jello Biafra]

lol, OleVet Posse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's kind of a big deal..... right Jello?


all the booze you can drink and all the wimmin you can have at... you should try it... warning, if you let vet get too drunk, you'll see images in your head for the rest of your life...that nam can't get rid of ;)

[GottaHavePride]

I like olevet.

The posse business is kind of, well, silly.

[Jello Biafra]

remember, vet is not only a member but the president and the keeper of agent orange...

he can give it and take it away...

[Fraggle145]

/flex

[My Opinion Matters]

I think its for the people that think SoonerFans.com is a MMORPG.

[AimForCenterMass]

On soonerfans, if you ain't in the "posse", you ain't s**t. On the other hand, if you are in the "posse" on soonerfans, the opposite applies in the real world.

[theresonly1OU]

On soonerfans, if you ain't in the "posse", you ain't s**t. On the other hand, if you are in the "posse" on soonerfans, the opposite applies in the real world.

And crying because the big meanie doesn't like you makes you what then, AFCM?

[theresonly1OU]

I think its for the people that think SoonerFans.com is a MMORPG.

I'll bet you half the people in the posse have no earthly idea what that acronym means.

But thanks for playing.

[AimForCenterMass]

And crying because the big meanie doesn't like you makes you what then, AFCM?

How am I crying? Please quote the specific line and articulate how it denotes "crying".

[olevetonahill]

I like olevet.

The posse business is kind of, well, silly.

:D

[CrimsonJim]

Sounds to me like somebody's got "posse" envy. :rolleyes:

[VeeJay]

What is this Posse thing of which you speaketh?

[olevetonahill]

What is this Posse thing of which you speaketh?

Think it has somepun to do with a Jiggly avatar :D

[Curly Bill]

I don't know what any of you are talking about.

[CrimsonJim]

I'll bet you half the people in the posse have no earthly idea what that acronym means.

But thanks for playing.

Heck, most of the people in the "posse" don't know what an acronym IS! ;)

....that is assumin' this "posse" even exists

[olevetonahill]

I know what IS is .:D

[1890MilesToNorman]

The posse is kind of like Skull and Boners.

[Curly Bill]

The posse is kind of like Skull and Boners.

Except we're more exclusive...

...that is, if we even exist. :cool:

[theresonly1OU]

Except we're more exclusive...

...that is, if we even exist. :cool:

Wait.

You guys are talking about a POSSE?

My bad.

I thought you said...

...never mind.

[Crucifax Autumn]

On soonerfans, if you ain't in the "posse", you ain't s**t. On the other hand, if you are in the "posse" on soonerfans, the opposite applies in the real world.


Out of curiosity, if people not in the posse ain't **** to Olevet, then how do people come to be in this posse? Seems like people would have to be liked to be asked into this big giant in-joke that basically lampoons the assorted other cliques that have popped up over the years here.

As for the rest...If you don't know the benefits and rewards then you probably haven't earned the right to wonder.

That said...What posse?

[Jello Biafra]

i used to be in a band o bros known as the tijuana pusse posse....i missed it so i wanted the next best thing... i figure if we can see baylor boy wear a skirt to an OU game, get drunk on zima and show his fallopian tubes to the whole of norman every once in a while, im in.

[Collier11]

I like olevet.

The posse business is kind of, well, silly.

no different than being an amodadar right? :)

[Collier11]

The posse is kind of like Skullf*ckers and Boners.

Fixed


Out of curiosity, if people not in the posse ain't **** to Olevet, then how do people come to be in this posse? Seems like people would have to be liked to be asked into this big giant in-joke that basically lampoons the assorted other cliques that have popped up over the years here.

As for the rest...If you don't know the benefits and rewards then you probably haven't earned the right to wonder.

That said...What posse?

They are beneath those of us who are in this posse that does not exist

[Curly Bill]

If we pointed out everything on here that was silly we'd be...

...well, we'd be pointing out lots of stuff. :D

[olevetonahill]

The whole thing about message boards are kinda silly
specially folks gettin their feelers hurt over carp .

[Curly Bill]

Exactly, anyone on a message board criticizing others on a message board rings kinda hollow. Now if you want to go and write a scholarly paper criticizing message board behavior or posters, then you might have something.

[olevetonahill]

Exactly, anyone on a message board criticizing others on a message board rings kinda hollow. Now if you want to go and write a scholarly paper criticizing message board behavior or posters, then you might have something.

Dint Tramel try that ?

[Curly Bill]

Dint Tramel try that ?

Beats the heck outta me. If he did lets make sure and not invite him to join the posse...

...not that the posse actually exists beyond a few peeps imaginations. ;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

Hell, we ain't ever even seen a horse or a gun from what I read a while back!

[Crucifax Autumn]

But I do have a nifty little badge I got in the mail with my decoder kit.

[Curly Bill]

I got guns but no horse. :(


...so yeah, from what I hear I can't belong to a real posse. :( :(

[Crucifax Autumn]

Just use a broomstick or something.

[CrimsonJim]

I gotsa horse but no guns (that's why I'm the kinda slinger I is). Does that count?

[Curly Bill]

I gotsa horse but no guns (that's why I'm the kinda slinger I is). Does that count?

It's counts for something. ;)

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Did the posse just jack a thread about the posse?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Maybe you 2 could work out some kinda timeshare.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Did the posse just jack a thread about the posse?

That's just how we roll yo!

[Curly Bill]

Did the posse just jack a thread about the posse?


:D

[Collier11]

then sell it for cash

[Crucifax Autumn]

Time for some Okie Holdem boys...get yer azzes to the table!

[CrimsonJim]

Did the posse just jack a thread about the posse?

What "posse"?

[Collier11]

waitin, if you can make it to that place that does not exist ;)

[olevetonahill]

Did the posse just jack a thread about the posse?

Heh :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

Just remember the secret knock and the password: Skull****!

[Fraggle145]

Heh, you said posse.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Ya gotta admit Olevet Poontang woulda conjured up a different image!

[StoopTroup]

On soonerfans, if you ain't in the "posse", you ain't s**t. On the other hand, if you are in the "posse" on soonerfans, the opposite applies in the real world.

Someone feels left out in life and on the message board.

You gonna be OK?

[VeeJay]

Mrs. VJ says I got all the posse I can handle right here at home.

If there's more out there I'd better stay away from it.

I don't think it exists!

[AlbqSooner]

At my age ya takes whatever posse comes along.:D

[StoopTroup]

I liked Posse before Posse was cool.

[CrimsonJim]

Ooooooooh, I thought you said "posse".

[Sooner04]

If you got laid at any time within the last six months your membership in the posse is immediately terminated.

[OUthunder]

Free skunk and shine.

In! :)

[Collier11]

If you got laid at any time within the last six months your membership in the posse is immediately terminated.

youre still in!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Hell, I'm married and I'm out I guess. That's REALLY saying something!

[CrimsonJim]

youre still in!

I thought he looked familiar! Ain't he a ring leader or sumfin?

[Crucifax Autumn]

He's the one that posts all them dirty pictures for the benefit of all the sexless in the hideout.

[Collier11]

perhaps

[1890MilesToNorman]

Originally Posted by Sooner04
If you got laid at any time within the last six months your membership in the posse is immediately terminated.

Do horses count?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Only the ones with plastic badges and cap guns.

[Crucifax Autumn]

oh...and silly little hats.

[soonermix]

i wish i was in a "posse" right now

[Lott's Bandana]

On soonerfans, if you ain't in the "posse", you ain't s**t. On the other hand, if you are in the "posse" on soonerfans, the opposite applies in the real world.


I think this actually hits the mark pretty near dead center.

Frankly, I think the Niles Crane aspect of the way AFCM crafts his prose is a worthy juxtaposition of the way Olevet's sage comments are penned.

AFCM = the anti-Vet

[StoopTroup]

I hear all you have to do to get in a Posse is beat Tony Crocker one on one...however you can get a lifetime membership if you also beat him in a game of H-O-R-S-E too.

[Collier11]

oh snap!

[NYC Poke]

What's a posse?

[StoopTroup]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse

[Turd_Ferguson]

I hear all you have to do to get in a Posse is beat Tony Crocker one on one...however you can get a lifetime membership if you also beat him in a game of H-O-R-S-E too.Pfft... whatever. that boy is D-1!

edit to add: The only one that might come close is CB, that boy can toss the rock, or maybe Howard if'n he's juiced up.:D

[StoopTroup]

Who's Howard?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Who's Howard?My neighbor...

[StoopTroup]

I'm still lost.

[NYC Poke]

What is Center Mass?

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm still lost.make a left at the next intersection and turn at the 3rd shack down, it'll be up on a hill.:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

What is Center Mass?it's when all them catholic's get together, dummy......pay tention.

[Lott's Bandana]

What is Center Mass?


Just north of Worcester?

[StoopTroup]

make a left at the next intersection and turn at the 3rd shack down, it'll be up on a hill.:D

Oh that Howard...:D :pop:

[Turd_Ferguson]

Just north of Worcester?heh. ya know I got a good laughing at when I ask for direction's to "war chester, mass".:D

[SteelClip49]

I wanna see the OleVet Posse duel with the OSU Posse. That would be awesome...an Academic Decathlon!

Also, get one of those OSU Posse car stickers and replace the orange with some beige, put a picture of OleVet's face in the center and underneath, redo the font of Posse. Now that would be awesome and anger the Pokies!

[NYC Poke]

I wanna see the OleVet Posse duel with the OSU Posse. That would be awesome...an Academic Decathlon!

Also, get one of those OSU Posse car stickers and replace the orange with some beige, put a picture of OleVet's face in the center and underneath, redo the font of Posse. Now that would be awesome and anger the Pokies!

Um, yeah, that would be outrageous. ;)

[OU_Sooners75]

I think its for the people that think SoonerFans.com is a MMORPG.


What the hell is an MMORPG?

[theresonly1OU]

What the hell is an MMORPG?

See, what did I tell you?

[OU_Sooners75]

Just use a broomstick or something.


What, can't have an imaginary horse?

5Xd_zkMEgkI

[OU_Sooners75]

Um, yeah, that would be outrageous. ;)


Aren't you a member of this posse that does not exist?

[My Opinion Matters]

What the hell is an MMORPG?

Here, let me google that for you. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mmorpg&aq=f&oq)

[CrimsonJim]

Gee thanks!

[NYC Poke]

Aren't you a member of this posse that does not exist?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[OU_Sooners75]

Here, let me google that for you. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mmorpg&aq=f&oq)

Gee...multiplayer dungeons and dragons!

[OUAlumni1990]

What the hell is an MMORPG?

Thats for us attention deficit types (ADD). ;)

[SouthFortySooner]

My confusion lies in whether I would/should be offended by an invite/or lack of. :confused:

[1890MilesToNorman]

Does the posse have a benefit package?

[AimForCenterMass]

Out of curiosity, if people not in the posse ain't **** to Olevet, then how do people come to be in this posse?

I never made any connection to being s**t to olevet. You're either intentionally misrepresenting my position or missing the point altogether.


Seems like people would have to be liked to be asked into this big giant in-joke that basically lampoons the assorted other cliques that have popped up over the years here.

This may be true; as you mentioned, it certainly seems that way. However, I question why a clique has to exist in the first place. Cannot a poster come here to exchange ideas and learn about Sooners-related news without having the need to rally up clique members in the world of cyberspace? Having a pseudo posse just seems too disjointed from reality.

So, how does one become a "posse" member? The following are some of the characteristics I have noted, regarding its members:

Conform to the board's culture.

a.) Refer to the team in the form of first-person singular or plural pronouns - (e.g. "We" are going to win by at least seven touchdowns tonight.)

b.) Irrationally assume Oklahoma will win every game by at least three touchdowns.

c.) Display an absurd hatred for *****Texas*****, Oklahoma State or any other team which may take the field opposite of Oklahoma.

d.) Take personal offense to critical analysis of an Oklahoma player.

e.) Master the art of injecting the following words and phrases of enlightenment into your posts: "offishul", "teh", "*****Texas***** is teh suck", "lOSUr".

f.) Spend every waking moment of your life on the board and give people "spek". Disregard friends, family, exercise, and life experiences.

g.) Start a thread announcing your 10,000th post, ensuring you take a moment to reflect on your accomplishment.



As for the rest...If you don't know the benefits and rewards then you probably haven't earned the right to wonder.


I may be writing from incredulity, but I can't imagine any reward or benefit one could gain that counterbalances the quality time and overall life experiences one must sacrifice to acquire the unimportant title of "posse" member. In other words, I'd much rather enjoy my leisure time for nightlife and outdoor recreation. You guys have fun, though.

[AimForCenterMass]

Someone feels left out in life and on the message board.

You gonna be OK?

What makes you think I feel left out? If I wanted so badly to be in the "posse", would I not conform to the culture and do everything in my power to befriend one of the members? That I'm willing to write my thoughts and critically analyze those of others, regardless of affiliation, should indicate I'm perfectly content with posting, absent any "posse".

[OU_Sooners75]

What is Center Mass?


Isn't that slang for being gay?

[olevetonahill]

You so smart :rolleyes:

[OU_Sooners75]

What makes you think I feel left out? If I wanted so badly to be in the "posse", would I not conform to the culture and do everything in my power to befriend one of the members? That I'm willing to write my thoughts and critically analyze those of others, regardless of affiliation, should indicate I'm perfectly content with posting, absent any "posse".


Well, this "posse' does not want conformists....so now you wouldnt have too.

[theresonly1OU]

I never made any connection to being s**t to olevet. You're either intentionally misrepresenting my position or missing the point altogether.



This may be true; as you mentioned, it certainly seems that way. However, I question why a clique has to exist in the first place. Cannot a poster come here to exchange ideas and learn about Sooners-related news without having the need to rally up clique members in the world of cyberspace? Having a pseudo posse just seems too disjointed from reality.

So, how does one become a "posse" member? The following are some of the characteristics I have noted, regarding its members:

Conform to the board's culture.

a.) Refer to the team in the form of first-person singular or plural pronouns - (e.g. "We" are going to win by at least seven touchdowns tonight.)

b.) Irrationally assume Oklahoma will win every game by at least three touchdowns.

c.) Display an absurd hatred for ******Texas******, Oklahoma State or any other team which may take the field opposite of Oklahoma.

d.) Take personal offense to critical analysis of an Oklahoma player.

e.) Master the art of injecting the following words and phrases of enlightenment into your posts: "offishul", "teh", "******Texas****** is teh suck", "lOSUr".

f.) Spend every waking moment of your life on the board and give people "spek". Disregard friends, family, exercise, and life experiences.

g.) Start a thread announcing your 10,000th post, ensuring you take a moment to reflect on your accomplishment.



I may be writing from incredulity, but I can't imagine any reward or benefit one could gain that counterbalances the quality time and overall life experiences one must sacrifice to acquire the unimportant title of "posse" member. In other words, I'd much rather enjoy my leisure time for nightlife and outdoor recreation. You guys have fun, though.

That's another 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Thanks.

Next time though, try to stop crying while you're posting.

[AimForCenterMass]

Isn't that slang for being gay?

Really, is this what you're resorting to now? From one of my Youtube videos, I'll recite a response authored by a fan of Texas: "u f**k urself in the a** with your motuh then f**k your mom with it"

This is the kind of crap that discredits an individuals position. If you dislike something I do or write, come out and address it directly. What good does underhand crap like that accomplish?

[JLEW1818]

"OleVet Posse, making the world a drunker place" !!!!

[AimForCenterMass]

That's another 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Thanks.

Next time though, try to stop crying while you're posting.

I'll take your advice. Thanks.

[OU_Sooners75]

Really, is this what you're resorting to now? From one of my Youtube videos, I'll recite a response authored by a fan of *Texas*: "u f**k urself in the a** with your motuh then f**k your mom with it"

This is the kind of crap that discredits an individuals position. If you dislike something I do or write, come out and address it directly. What good does underhand crap like that accomplish?


Do the board a favor.

Stop getting your panties in a wad.

The comment was not for or about you. It was a rhetorical answer to a rhetorical question.


Get over yourself young man.

[AimForCenterMass]

Well, this "posse' does not want conformists....so now you wouldnt have too.

Well, since you said it, it must be true.

[olevetonahill]

"OleVet Posse, making the world a drunker place" !!!!

We Try :D

[OU_Sooners75]

Well, since you said it, it must be true.

Do you really take this **** serious?

By ****...I mean the South Oval.

[theresonly1OU]

This is the kind of crap that discredits an individuals position. If you dislike something I do or write, come out and address it directly. What good does underhand crap like that accomplish?

About the same as you starting a thread whose sole purpose is to cry like a b!tch about a private disagreement on a message board.

Seriously, what did you think was going to happen? You're on a message board dominated by men who are die-hard football fans.

[My Opinion Matters]

This is the South Oval I've been missing.

[AimForCenterMass]

The comment was not for or about you.


Well, please share with the board how "Center Mass" became a topic of discussion. Was it just one of those random phrases someone decided to throw into the discussion? Also, please explain how "Center Mass" has anything to do with being gay and I might realize that association was not your intent.

[theresonly1OU]

Well, please share with the board how "Center Mass" became a topic of discussion. Was it just one of those random phrases someone decided to throw into the discussion. Also, please explain how "Center Mass" has anything to do with being gay and I might realize that association was not your intent.

Let.

It.

Go.



Seriously.

[AimForCenterMass]

About the same as you starting a thread whose sole purpose is to cry like a b!tch about a private disagreement on a message board.

Seriously, what did you think was going to happen? You're on a message board dominated by men who are die-hard football fans.

How was I "crying like a b*tch". Some guy posted personal crap about me and didn't have the courage to respond to a few private messages. Trying to call the attention of a particular poster is hardly "crying like a b*tch". You must understand, there was no disagreement between olevet and me. If I post fallacious personal information about you on a public forum and harass you with negative messages, all while dodging inquiries or appeals to converse like adults, would you call that a disagreement?

[olevetonahill]

well according to Chuck aint " Center Mass " the Pivot man in a circle jerk ?

[AimForCenterMass]

Let.

It.

Go.



Seriously.

The same applies to you. If you want me to quit rebutting comments, quit furnishing them.

[OUHOMER]

The same applies to you. If you want me to quit rebutting comments, quit furnishing them.

I am going to ask you not to reply to this thread.

[theresonly1OU]

The same applies to you. If you want me to quit rebutting comments, quit furnishing them.

And if you want to start being treated like a man, act like one.

[olevetonahill]

This thread is gonna make me start drankin :D

[AimForCenterMass]

And if you want to start being treated like a man, act like one.

Okay, if you want people to stop treating you like a pedophile, stop molesting children.

Really, is this all you can do? You're abandoning one assertion for the next unrelated piece of crap because you're incapable of refuting what I write or defending what you write. I never requested people treat me like a man, so why would you offer such irrelevant advice?

[OU_Sooners75]

Well, please share with the board how "Center Mass" became a topic of discussion. Was it just one of those random phrases someone decided to throw into the discussion? Also, please explain how "Center Mass" has anything to do with being gay and I might realize that association was not your intent.


Cry me a ****ing river little man.

You need to build your self esteem a little and not let petty bull**** bother you.

The comment and or the phrase was not created by me...it was a rhetorical question. I answered it with a rhetorical answer.

In case you are too stupid to know what rhetoric means:


1: the art of speaking or writing effectively: as a: the study of principles and rules of composition formulated by critics of ancient times b: the study of writing or speaking as a means of communication or persuasion 2 a: skill in the effective use of speech b: a type or mode of language or speech ; also : insincere or grandiloquent language 3: verbal communication : discourse (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/discourse)

[OU_Sooners75]

Okay, if you want people to stop treating you like a pedophile, stop molesting children.

Really, is this all you can do? You're abandoning one assertion for the next unrelated piece of crap because you're incapable of refuting what I write or defending what you write. I never requested people treat me like a man, so why would you offer such irrelevant advice?


Now where does this put you? A little over the edge with the comment?

You would be better served to just ignore this thread....maybe this entire board.

[AimForCenterMass]

Cry me a ****ing river little man.

You need to build your self esteem a little and not let petty bull**** bother you.

The comment and or the phrase was not created by me...was a rhetorical question. I answered it with a rhetorrical answer.

In case you are too stupid to know what rhetoric means:

What makes you think it bothered me? Quite often, I respond directly to statements even when they don't bother me.

[NYC Poke]

c.) Display an absurd hatred for . . . Oklahoma State


:eek: :eek: :eek:

[OU_Sooners75]

What makes you think it bothered me? Quite often, I respond directly to statements even when they don't bother me.


your posts. read them.

[theresonly1OU]

Okay, if you want people to stop treating you like a pedophile, stop molesting children.

Really, is this all you can do? You're abandoning one assertion for the next unrelated piece of crap because you're incapable of refuting what I write or defending what you write. I never requested people treat me like a man, so why would you offer such irrelevant advice?

Actually, I was giving sound advice to a whiny little twit who doesn't understand the stupidity of creating a thread to cry about hurt feelings on a parody board frequented by men who like to make dick jokes and talk about their favorite beer.

Your mistake is that you presumed that any of us care about your petty hurt feelings at someone's private messages to you; we don't.

[AimForCenterMass]

Now where does this put you? A little over the edge with the comment?

You would be better served to just ignore this thread....maybe this entire board.

I was illustrating how erratic and irrelevant assertions do nothing to refute an argument. Do you notice how the first line has no pertinence to anything?

[OU_Sooners75]

I was illustrating how erratic and irrelevant assertions do nothing to refute an argument. Do you notice how the first line has no pertinence to anything?


First of all you do not need nor do I want you to explain your intentions.

Secondly, who cares. Have phucking fun with it and just go with it. Stop allowing it to wad up your panties.

[AimForCenterMass]

Your mistake is that you presumed that any of us care about your petty hurt feelings at someone's private messages to you; we don't.

What makes you think my feelings are hurt? Really, your assertions are completely without merit.

[AimForCenterMass]

First of all you do not need nor do I want you to explain your intentions.

Secondly, who cares. Have phucking fun with it and just go with it. Stop allowing it to wad up your panties.

I am having fun; I enjoy the banter.

[OU_Sooners75]

What makes you think my feelings are hurt? Really, your assertions are completely without merit.


maybe what and how you post?

Maybe it is what you type in the posts that you create?

I dont know, just a hunch.

[Curly Bill]

No really guys, my feelings aren't hurt. I'm gonna debate this back and forth with ya, but it's not because I care. :rolleyes:

[theresonly1OU]

No really guys, my feelings aren't hurt. I'm gonna debate this back and forth with ya, but it's not because I care. :rolleyes:

If I got caught crying like a little b!tch I would probably try to play it off too.

...right after I kicked my own ***.

[AimForCenterMass]

maybe what and how you post?

Maybe it is what you type in the posts that you create?

I dont know, just a hunch.

In my posts, I request evidence or articulation for assertions. I don't think that's a sign of hurt feelings. I also address why I have no regard for a cyberspace "posse". I don't think that's a display of hurt feelings. Most often, I'm deconstructing illogical platforms. I don't think that's indicative of hurt feelings. Please post a specific phrase that would lead you to believe I've made any appeal to emotion. Once you do that, simply articulate how it illustrates hurt feelings on my end. That's all you have to do. Please don't avoid such a simple task after making your "hunch" known, so easily.

[theresonly1OU]

In my posts, I request evidence or articulation for assertions. I don't think that's a sign of hurt feelings. I also address why I have no regard for a cyberspace "posse". I don't think that's a display of hurt feelings. Most often, I'm deconstructing illogical platforms. I don't think that's indicative of hurt feelings. Please post a specific phrase that would lead you to believe I've made any appeal to emotion. Once you do that, simply articulate how it illustrates hurt feelings on my end. That's all you have to do. Please don't avoid such a simple task after making your "hunch" known, so easily.

http://seriouslycasual.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/g-080522-hlt-crying-baby-11awidec.jpg

[AimForCenterMass]

No really guys, my feelings aren't hurt. I'm gonna debate this back and forth with ya, but it's not because I care. :rolleyes:

By that logic, all of your feelings are hurt. People disagree over things all of the time, without hurt feelings. Please elaborate on your post.

[Curly Bill]

You have to hand it to centermass in one area -- it takes a lot of work to say in 100 words what most people would say in 25.

[NYC Poke]

Most often, I'm deconstructing illogical platforms.

Your "deconstructing illogical platforms" reads a lot like whining. IMHO.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Surely to God this is someones troll.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I can't stop laughing:D:D:pop:

[Curly Bill]

By that logic, all of your feelings are hurt. People disagree over things all of the time, without hurt feelings. Please elaborate on your post.

I was just mocking you -- you fancy yourself a smart guy, surely you realized that.

[AimForCenterMass]

Your "deconstructing illogical platforms" reads a lot like whining. IMHO.

Okay.

[olevetonahill]

Your "deconstructing illogical platforms" reads a lot like whining. IMHO.

To Bad I gots an absurd hatred fer aggies :D

[theresonly1OU]

You have to hand it to centermass in one area -- it takes a lot of work to say in 100 words what most people would say in 25.

That's why i posted the picture; now whenever he wants to complain, he can save us all time by just posting that.

It has about the same effect, anyway.

[OU_Sooners75]

If I got caught crying like a little b!tch I would probably try to play it off too.

...right after I kicked my own ***.


jzv2R3gUhks

[AimForCenterMass]

I have to hit the books. I'll be back for more punishment soon.

[olevetonahill]

dont hurry on our account .

[Curly Bill]

I guess we're done for now, we can get on our imaginary horses and ride away.

[NYC Poke]

Yeeeeeee-haw!!!

[olevetonahill]

I guess we're done for now, we can get on our imaginary horses and ride away.

Hell with that
Im gonna play with my Gun :D

[Curly Bill]

But Vet, for real, when are we gonna get real horses? My legs are worn out from peddling my bicycle around after bad guys. :D

[olevetonahill]

Im lookin into that adopt a Jackass program

theres already one jackass available ;)

[Curly Bill]

Im lookin into that adopt a Jackass program

theres already one jackass available ;)

:D

[Lott's Bandana]

heh. ya know I got a good laughing at when I ask for direction's to "war chester, mass".:D


Did they roll their eyes and say, Wuh-stah?

[Al Gore]

Sure is a funny spelling of "pu$$y"

[Lott's Bandana]

By the way, this guy is having a great time playing y'all. He is a string-puller extraordinaire and for that, I lift my Jameson.

Read his big dissertation and tell me this guy is a "benchwarmer" that isn't tuned in to SF.com entirely.

The line about the 10,000 post celebration was classic. Hell, I did that at 1,000!

I fully expected a bullet-point about upside-down whorns sign rants...


I'm afraid Luke, you may find out this guy is your Father.

[OU_Sooners75]

Sure is a funny spelling of "pu$$y"


What you gots a pay for it?

You did not learn much from Bill did you?

[olevetonahill]

By the way, this guy is having a great time playing y'all. He is a string-puller extraordinaire and for that, I lift my Jameson.

Read his big dissertation and tell me this guy is a "benchwarmer" that isn't tuned in to SF.com entirely.

The line about the 10,000 post celebration was classic. Hell, I did that at 1,000!

I fully expected a bullet-point about upside-down w*horns* sign rants...


I'm afraid Luke, you may find out this guy is your Father.

I just like yankin chains
sometimes I gets in trouble :D

[CrimsonJim]

WOW! Just WOW! Very impressive.

I step out for a while and miss a complete melt down. WOW!

[olevetonahill]

who melted down ?:confused:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I just farted but nothing melted...

[Collier11]

What makes you think my feelings are hurt? Really, your assertions are completely without merit.

Leroy?

[Collier11]

I also address why I have no regard for a cyberspace "posse". .

If you have no regard for our "posse" then why do you bring it up, if it doesnt matter then why talk about it. It obviously bothers you or you wouldnt worry about it. Its fun for us, its a heartache for you apparently

[stoops the eternal pimp]

smells like eggs and burnt hair

[Collier11]

smells like bigfoots d*ck

[OU_Sooners75]

smells like bigfoots d*ck


OUt of curiosity. How do you know what bigfoots d*ck smells like?

[Soonerus]

I wonder who that guy is ???

[Collier11]

OUt of curiosity. How do you know what bigfoots d*ck smells like?

So there I was, walking in the ouachitas one day when this big hairy ape looking bastard came walking up, at first I thought it was Cru but then I quickly realized it was not Cru but it WAS big foot and his d*ck.

So bigfoot says, hey human, I swear im not Cru but I have a big date tonight with 75 and I need to make sure my d*ck doesnt smell, so being the nice guy that I am and the fact that it was bigfoot, I smelled his dick.

It smelled really bad but I was certain that 75 wouldnt mind seeing as how his vagina smells equally as pungent according to Cru.

The End!

[OU_Sooners75]

So there I was, walking in the ouachitas one day when this big hairy ape looking bastard came walking up, at first I thought it was Cru but then I quickly realized it was not Cru but it WAS big foot and his d*ck.

So bigfoot says, hey human, I swear im not Cru but I have a big date tonight with 75 and I need to make sure my d*ck doesnt smell, so being the nice guy that I am and the fact that it was bigfoot, I smelled his dick.

It smelled really bad but I was certain that 75 wouldnt mind seeing as how his vagina smells equally as pungent according to Cru.

The End!


BOOOOO!

I shouldn't have asked. :D

[Collier11]

Thats all I got, but I swear it was true

[olevetonahill]

I just farted but nothing melted...

Yu just not nastyassed enough
hell I fart and then need a new chair not to mention drawers:eek:

[olevetonahill]

smells like bigfoots d*ck

Ill take yer word fer it :eek:

[Collier11]

come on azzhats, you havent seen anchorman?

[olevetonahill]

Thats all I got, but I swear it was true

It was ME and you didnt just smell :cool:

[olevetonahill]

come on azzhats, you havent seen anchorman?

No

[OU_Sooners75]

come on azzhats, you havent seen anchorman?


Not in a long while.

[theresonly1OU]

come on azzhats, you havent seen anchorman?

No.

I like funny movies.

[olevetonahill]

Hell never heard of it

[Crucifax Autumn]

You know. This thread was pretty entertaining and I actually like the a-hole more now than I did before I left for work.

At least through his fighting and whining he's stayed in character and even lessened the whining a bit.

The part that is confusing me is this dumb claim that we are conforming.

Vet's a militaryvet and hillbilly dude with a center-right political few. I'm a metalhead music nerd with center left political view. We have disagreements over the way I'm too foul mouthed and sick. 75 was a sports guy in college and Turd is...well, turd!

We're all quite different and that's part of why we hang together...we're not part of some borg collective so in that we are alike.

Yeah...we dislike teams OUr boys play. Yeah we expect to win big...hell, it's Oklahoma dammit.

Are we all friends? Mostly. Do we all agree? Rarely. Do we know one another personally. Lots of us do. Do I agree to fart when vet says fart? Nope...I'll burp to spite him.

The number one thing any of us actually do have in comon is either a disdain or disrespect for the conventions of polite society. We don't give a crap.

So what's the real question? How we feel to be friends, or in this case "the posse"?

Well, I think I can say how we feel in the words of the King:

Happier than a pig eatin' ****!

[OU_Sooners75]

You know. This thread was pretty entertaining and I actually like the a-hole more now than I did before I left for work.

At least through his fighting and whining he's stayed in character and even lessened the whining a bit.

The part that is confusing me is this dumb claim that we are conforming.

Vet's a militaryvet and hillbilly dude with a center-right political few. I'm a metalhead music nerd with center left political view. We have disagreements over the way I'm too foul mouthed and sick. 75 was a sports guy in college and Turd is...well, turd!

We're all quite different and that's part of why we hang together...we're not part of some borg collective so in that we are alike.

Yeah...we dislike teams OUr boys play. Yeah we expect to win big...hell, it's Oklahoma dammit.

Are we all friends? Mostly. Do we all agree? Rarely. Do we know one another personally. Lots of us do. Do I agree to fart when vet says fart? Nope...I'll burp to spite him.

The number one thing any of us actually do have in comon is either a disdain or disrespect for the conventions of polite society. We don't give a crap.

So what's the real question? How we feel to be friends, or in this case "the posse"?

Well, I think I can say how we feel in the words of the King:

Happier than a pig eatin' ****!


You made a tear appear.

:D ;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

Was it in yer beer?

[olevetonahill]

You know. This thread was pretty entertaining and I actually like the a-hole more now than I did before I left for work.

At least through his fighting and whining he's stayed in character and even lessened the whining a bit.

The part that is confusing me is this dumb claim that we are conforming.

Vet's a militaryvet and hillbilly dude with a center-right political few. I'm a metalhead music nerd with center left political view. We have disagreements over the way I'm too foul mouthed and sick. 75 was a sports guy in college and Turd is...well, turd!

We're all quite different and that's part of why we hang together...we're not part of some borg collective so in that we are alike.

Yeah...we dislike teams OUr boys play. Yeah we expect to win big...hell, it's Oklahoma dammit.

Are we all friends? Mostly. Do we all agree? Rarely. Do we know one another personally. Lots of us do. Do I agree to fart when vet says fart? Nope...I'll burp to spite him.

The number one thing any of us actually do have in comon is either a disdain or disrespect for the conventions of polite society. We don't give a crap.

So what's the real question? How we feel to be friends, or in this case "the posse"?

Well, I think I can say how we feel in the words of the King:

Happier than a pig eatin' ****!


Ya mean this ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD96HQ_6w3M&feature=PlayList&p=203D1205C4CA8596&index=2

[OUAlumni1990]

You know. This thread was pretty entertaining and I actually like the a-hole more now than I did before I left for work.

At least through his fighting and whining he's stayed in character and even lessened the whining a bit.

The part that is confusing me is this dumb claim that we are conforming.

Vet's a militaryvet and hillbilly dude with a center-right political few. I'm a metalhead music nerd with center left political view. We have disagreements over the way I'm too foul mouthed and sick. 75 was a sports guy in college and Turd is...well, turd!

We're all quite different and that's part of why we hang together...we're not part of some borg collective so in that we are alike.

Yeah...we dislike teams OUr boys play. Yeah we expect to win big...hell, it's Oklahoma dammit.

Are we all friends? Mostly. Do we all agree? Rarely. Do we know one another personally. Lots of us do. Do I agree to fart when vet says fart? Nope...I'll burp to spite him.

The number one thing any of us actually do have in comon is either a disdain or disrespect for the conventions of polite society. We don't give a crap.

So what's the real question? How we feel to be friends, or in this case "the posse"?

Well, I think I can say how we feel in the words of the King:

Happier than a pig eatin' ****!

That was beautiful

[olevetonahill]

That was beautiful

Did it put a tear in yer beer ?

[OUAlumni1990]

Ya mean this ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD96HQ_6w3M&feature=PlayList&p=203D1205C4CA8596&index=2

Ha! Thats exactly the way I feel when OU beats Texas. :)

[OUAlumni1990]

Did it put a tear in yer beer ?

It put more than one in there...LOL..

[olevetonahill]

Hey **** you Dean , this POS went 10 pages
Ya slippin:P

[Crucifax Autumn]

He must be busy playing a MMORPG!

[olevetonahill]

He must be busy playing a MMORPG!

Naw hes prolly Armpit deep In a cows *** :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

That seems like a weird place to keep yer gaming mouse!

[olevetonahill]

Heres the DEf of the Posse
WE kinda Like a used sock drawer.
we dont match fer shat But we comfortable :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

Damn right!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

ok...I ordered a double bacon cheezburger and they put bleu cheese on it....WWWW TTTT FFFFFFF?

[Curly Bill]

You know. This thread was pretty entertaining and I actually like the a-hole more now than I did before I left for work.

At least through his fighting and whining he's stayed in character and even lessened the whining a bit.

The part that is confusing me is this dumb claim that we are conforming.

Vet's a militaryvet and hillbilly dude with a center-right political few. I'm a metalhead music nerd with center left political view. We have disagreements over the way I'm too foul mouthed and sick. 75 was a sports guy in college and Turd is...well, turd!

We're all quite different and that's part of why we hang together...we're not part of some borg collective so in that we are alike.

Yeah...we dislike teams OUr boys play. Yeah we expect to win big...hell, it's Oklahoma dammit.

Are we all friends? Mostly. Do we all agree? Rarely. Do we know one another personally. Lots of us do. Do I agree to fart when vet says fart? Nope...I'll burp to spite him.

The number one thing any of us actually do have in comon is either a disdain or disrespect for the conventions of polite society. We don't give a crap.

So what's the real question? How we feel to be friends, or in this case "the posse"?

Well, I think I can say how we feel in the words of the King:

Happier than a pig eatin' ****!

All that and I don't get a mention? Why you sorry sumb**ch!

[Crucifax Autumn]

When ya spelled cheese with a Z you got 'em all confused and they thunk ya wuz french!

[Soonerus]

Hey **** you Dean , this POS went 10 pages
Ya slippin:P

Easy, Dean is a good man, I have personal knowlege now...

[Crucifax Autumn]

All that and I don't get a mention? Why you sorry sumb**ch!

Fine...We also have a few members who are of the gay, lesbian, and transgendered community.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I love posse

[Crucifax Autumn]

Easy, Dean is a good man, I have personal knowlege now...

That makes me feel kinda dirty....







...down here.

[olevetonahill]

ok...I ordered a double bacon cheezburger and they put bleu cheese on it....WWWW TTTT FFFFFFF?

Put it in a sock and shove it in the drawer
sheesh amitures :P

[Crucifax Autumn]

I love posse

I eat it with my bleu cheeseburgers.

[olevetonahill]

All that and I don't get a mention? Why you sorry sumb**ch!

I agree every dayum dog needs mentioned ;)

[CrimsonJim]

That was beautiful

Touchin', wern't it? Group hug, everybody. Group hug!!

p.s. Collier: Thanks fer not tellin' everybody it was my d*ck you was a smellin'.

[Curly Bill]

Fine...We also have a few members who are of the gay, lesbian, and transgendered community.

So what! You still ain't mentioned me.

[olevetonahill]

Easy, Dean is a good man, I have personal knowlege now...

Shat , Dean Knows I like Yankin :D

[olevetonahill]

So what! You still ain't mentioned me.

Ya he did
He said Lesbian
pay tention dumas

[Curly Bill]

Ya he did
He said Lesbian
pay tention dumas

Hey! Just cause you once was a lesbian, don't mean the rest of us was too. :P

[olevetonahill]

Touchin', wern't it? Group hug, everybody. Group hug!!

p.s. Collier: Thanks fer not tellin' everybody it was my d*ck you was a smellin'.

You missed MY post dint ya ?

[olevetonahill]

Hey! Just cause you once was a lesbian, don't mean the rest of us was too. :P

What ya quit eatin it ?:mad: :eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Hey! Just cause you once was a lesbian, don't mean the rest of us was too. :P


So you prefer dudes? I'll remain a lesbo! That way I have sumpin to eat with my bleu cheese burgers.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

this thread is amazing...like my farts

[Crucifax Autumn]

This thread is proof positive it ain't football season!

[olevetonahill]

this thread is amazing...like my farts

yup , i had to thro my chair out after ya visited :mad:

[CrimsonJim]

You missed MY post dint ya ?

Naw Vet, I read 'em. My avi just fits the story better. ;)

[Curly Bill]

Why don't all ya'll admit you're just a buncha sheep-shaggers.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Sheep Shaggin shmucks

[olevetonahill]

Why don't all ya'll admit you're just a buncha sheep-shaggers.

Hey the Posse
gots a sheep shagger, a gay , a former OU Football player. and More Misfits than ya shake yer weinis at
Hell I like My sock drawer ;)

[CrimsonJim]

Hushup, ya Lesbian!

[Curly Bill]

Sheep shaggin shenanigans

[olevetonahill]

So what! You still ain't mentioned me.

AS a special mention
we got a Gay. lesbo, sheep shagin Curly Bill
Happy Now

[olevetonahill]

So what! You still ain't mentioned me.

Happy Now ?
ya been mentioned :P

[Curly Bill]

....but...but....but...it's the rest of ya'll hooligans that are the sheep shaggin sadist

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sheep shaggin poopshooters

[Curly Bill]

sheep shaggin silly-heads

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sheep shaggin shoe shinin shrimps

[Soonerus]

Rather be a sheep-shagger than a Bandito...

[Curly Bill]

sheep shaggin sycophants

[stoops the eternal pimp]

who we talkin about anyway?

[CrimsonJim]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[Crucifax Autumn]

Does it matter?

[Curly Bill]

who we talkin about anyway?

Does it matter at this point? :D



ya sheep shaggin schmoe :P

[Crucifax Autumn]

Sphincter

[Curly Bill]

Sphincter

You're doin it wrong! :mad:

You shoulda said: sheep shaggin sphincter

[olevetonahill]

Rather be a sheep-shagger than a Bandito...

Bend over shag , the Bandits On ya

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sheep shaggin schlindlers list

[OUAlumni1990]

Sheep shaggin shoe shiners!

[Curly Bill]

sheep shaggin schnauzers

[Curly Bill]

sheep shaggin schlindlers list

So bad it was funny. :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sheep shaggin shart shooters

[Curly Bill]

sheep shaggin savants

[stoops the eternal pimp]

What is a horseshoe?? What does a horseshoe do?? Are there any horse socks?? Is anybody listening to me?

[Curly Bill]

You'd think a horse would get blisters wearing shoes without socks.

[olevetonahill]

What is a horseshoe?? What does a horseshoe do?? Are there any horse socks?? Is anybody listening to me?

Hers yer socks
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4440345/aqha1-main_Full.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

Only shoe my horse has is a kickstand.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Hers yer socks four white sox mean four white hooves, mean they soft hooves, mean they split easy, mean they no good for rac'n.

[Curly Bill]

four white sox mean four white hooves, mean they soft hooves, mean they split easy, mean they no good for rac'n.


Sounds sorta racist to me!

You sayin that Whitey can't run?

[SteelClip49]

Hell....I started this thread thinking it wouldn't be more than 10 posts. I get back and now it's on pace to be an epic one....perhaps it will get as long as SicEm's novel last year...well, one can only hope!

Btw Jlew and OleVet...I joined! I must say, that's a purdy background and layout for the secret lair.

[Curly Bill]

Hell....I started this thread thinking it wouldn't be more than 10 posts. I get back and now it's on pace to be an epic one....perhaps it will get as long as SicEm's novel last year...well, one can only hope!

Btw Jlew and OleVet...I joined! I must say, that's a purdy background and layout for the secret lair.



Shhhhhhhh...:cool:

[Turd_Ferguson]

Hell....I started this thread thinking it wouldn't be more than 10 posts. I get back and now it's on pace to be an epic one....perhaps it will get as long as SicEm's novel last year...well, one can only hope!

Btw Jlew and OleVet...I joined! I must say, that's a purdy background and layout for the secret lair if there ackshully was a lair.fixed

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sheepp shaggin

[olevetonahill]

well get all technical and **** :rolleyes:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Ya just mention the posse and it's a hit...Name a thread after us and it's an epic on par with LOTR or the Dark Tower!

[olevetonahill]

Hell....I started this thread thinking it wouldn't be more than 10 posts. I get back and now it's on pace to be an epic one....perhaps it will get as long as SicEm's novel last year...well, one can only hope!

Btw Jlew and OleVet...I joined! I must say, that's a purdy background and layout for the secret lair.

Ya got a welcomr thread ;)