how much for a haircut

[walkoffsooner]

Not a style just a regular cut 5 min. in and out. And will you pay more for a hot female barber?

[StoopTroup]

I'll do it for free.

http://jenniferwicklund.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bad_hair_cut.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

Chicks can't cut hair. Period.

[Frozen Sooner]

$10-15, and most definitely. She gets an extra dollar tip for every time her boobies touch my neck.

[NormanPride]

Chicks can't cut hair. Period.

I have noticed the opposite. Sure, if you want some man hands all over your neck and a bowl cut, a dude can handle that. But if you want to not look like Cletus then a chick is where it's at.

[JohnnyMack]

I have noticed the opposite. Sure, if you want some man hands all over your neck and a bowl cut, a dude can handle that. But if you want to not look like Cletus then a chick is where it's at.

Pfftt. Go to a barbershop. Not some candy assed hairstyling boutique you sissy.

[NormanPride]

If I want my hair chainsaw'd, then I'll go to a barbershop. If I want to look like I come from post-neanderthal humanity, then I go to a "candy assed hairstyling boutique".

[OhU1]

Old man barbershop on Main Street $5. A chick to cut it right $20.

[JohnnyMack]

If I want my hair chainsaw'd, then I'll go to a barbershop. If I want to look like I come from post-neanderthal humanity, then I go to a "candy assed hairstyling boutique".

Dean and I are very sad for you.

[sooner_born_1960]

Hair styling shops are for women. Men go to the barber shop.

[royalfan5]

Why pay someone to do it for you? Just do it like my Grandpa did, get a pair of cattle clippers and a coffee can of diesel and do it yourself.

[C&CDean]

Real men cut their own hair. Off.

My wife went to that faggy barber school where they teach them to cut hair, do nails, and pick cheese out between other peoples' toes and crap. Then she got a real job. Anyhow, she has always cut the kids hair and even cut mine back in the day when I had some.

All that being said, if you want the feathered and died Farrah Fawcett look, go to the fagtastic sam's. If you want a haircut, go to a barber. At least when a barber ****s up your hair, it's only about a week to look normal. Once you get the Farrah doo, you look like a fag forever.

[JLEW1818]

Free. I shave mine..

[SanJoaquinSooner]

It turns me on when a good-looking female hair stylist washes my hair. Those ten fingers digging into my scalp raises ... goosebumps.

[mdklatt]

Real men who are balding anyway cut their own hair. Off.


:pop:

[Frozen Sooner]

It turns me on when a good-looking female hair stylist washes my hair. Those two boobies bare inches from my eyes ... goosebumps.

This.

[olevetonahill]

Real Men just let the **** grow and tells the world to **** off dip ****s

[AlbqSooner]

I am waaaaay past haircuts.

[Chuck Bao]

I am not hairing impaired and I am sporting a major mullet. I am getting my hair cut today to trim that nasty mullet. If I went to a barber shop, it would be about $3 before tip. I pay the dude about $130 per month for the home trim and I don't think it is a bad thing and part of that is drinking a lot of whiskey and getting drunk.

[TUSooner]

Real Men just let the **** grow and tells the world to **** off dip ****s

This (if I didn't have a job) :D
And it's my only post-retirement goal so far. :O

Meanwhile, I pay a pleasant, intelligent, and attractive woman $25 (inlcuding tip) to wash and cut my hair just the way I like it, in a little "barber shop" w/ Playboy and Golf mags on the table and sports on the TV. And she doesn't say, "Are you SURE you really want it cut like THAT again?

[mdklatt]

I pay the dude about $130 per month for the home trim

I don't think this means what I think it means.

Or maybe it does....

[Chuck Bao]

I don't think this means what I think it means.

Or maybe it does....

No, definitely it does not. I pay the guy's monthly apartment rent and his daughters' education and because he is the brother of my ex and he did a good job when I just needed horse sheers to give me a burr haircut.

He is not so good on anything and everything considered styling, but neither would the $3 cut at my old barbershop.

[King Crimson]

i have a friend who works at one of the big-time, high-end salons in Denver (New York transplants and Californians) and she makes like 70,000 a year working about 25 hours a week, on her schedule. she's real upscale, but that's pretty good $ for working *when you want to*, more or less.

[Chuck Bao]

I don't know. There seems to be an inverse curve on the age of a guy and the needed cost of his hairstyle. Above forty and home use of a pair of horse shears seem to work okay for me. I got the dude to shave the gray of my temples and like there is a floating patch of black hair on top and not even enough yet for a dollop of jel to slick back.

[yermom]

add a shave and it's two bits, or something

i paid $20 for my last haircut, a year ago :eek:

i think it's about time for another one

[mdklatt]

i paid $20 for my last haircut, a year ago :eek:



That's because they have to charge you by the foot.

[VeeJay]

I'll do it for free.

http://jenniferwicklund.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/bad_hair_cut.jpg

That pic could be used in one of those cutesy "FAIL" things people post on message boards.

[BillyBall]

Above forty and home use of a pair of horse shears seem to work okay for me.

Ive laughed at this sentence 3 different times today, thats just great **** right there daddy.

[Boomer.....]

I usually pay around $20 or $25 for a good haircut.