Why am I always disappointed in my oatmeal?

[royalfan5]

Or maybe the better question is why do I have expectations that my oatmeal will be tasty.

[SoonerJack]

have you checked your butter and brown sugar levels lately? is your cinnamon topped off?

[Beef]

Put blueberries in it right after cooking and let them cook a little until they're soft.

[King Crimson]

honey and cinnamon. YWIA.

[soonerboomer93]

normal oatmeal? or the instant pre-packaged stuff?

[walkoffsooner]

a couple of drops of wild turkey or wood chuck will fix it up.

[SouthFortySooner]

Use the least amount of stirring possible.

[nmsoonergirl]

Alton Brown's steel cut oatmeal recipe is awesome. I make it on Sunday night, and then I have tasty oatmeal for the week.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Put a pile of bacon next to your oatmeal. Eat the bacon. Dump out the oatmeal when you are finished.

Excellent oatmeal.

[Lott's Bandana]

Tried to think of a copycat thread title.

Epic FAIL.

[Frozen Sooner]

Put a pile of bacon next to your oatmeal. Eat the bacon. Dump out the oatmeal when you are finished.

Excellent oatmeal.

Perfect. Plus, you get to tell your doctor "I have no idea why my cholesterol is going up-I eat oatmeal for breakfast every day!"

[C&CDean]

When I ate oatmeal every day for breakfast my blood pressure was 140/90, my cholesterol was 265, and my ****s were like logs wrapped in green briar.

Now that I eat strictly animal products for breakfast (eggs/turkey bacon/ham) my BP is 110/70, my cholesterol is 160, and my ****s are like a smooth hard penis passing through JohnnyMack's moistened lips.

[yermom]

i love you Dean

[royalfan5]

normal oatmeal? or the instant pre-packaged stuff?

Instant. I really don't put much effort into my breakfast.

[C&CDean]

Instant. I really don't put much effort into my breakfast.

You may as well just tip your head back and pour a half a bag of sugar down your throat. That instant oatmeal is **** in a bag.

[royalfan5]

You may as well just tip your head back and pour a half a bag of sugar down your throat. That instant oatmeal is **** in a bag.

I really don't plan on continuing to eat it now that I've finished the box I purchased.

[soonerboomer93]

i use the weight control, it's higher fiber (and less tasty :/)

[Soonrboy]

here's what you do...get a piece of warm fry bread. Put some butter and sugar on the oatmeal. If it's too thick, pour some milk in it or add more butter.

Take a bite of oatmeal, and a bite of the fry bread.

That'll teach the oatmeal to try and be healthy and uppity and stuff.

[Crucifax Autumn]

You may as well just tip your head back and pour a half a bag of sugar down your throat.

No, the half bag of sugar goes in my Iced Tea pitcher with the steeped for an hour 8 family size tea bags.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Tried to think of a copycat thread title.

Epic FAIL.

Why am I always disappointed when I cop a goat feel?

[olevetonahill]

Why am I always disappointed when I cop a goat feel?

Cause you really an Aggy wishin fer a sheep ?