Bronco Mendenhall...

[goingoneight]

... likes fishsticks.

[jumperstop]

Does he like fishsticks in his mouth?

[tommieharris91]

Yea, he definitely does.

[SoonerStormchaser]

...is a ghey fish.

[swardboy]

....fishes in Polynesia...a lot.

[goingoneight]

... can burp the alphabet all the way up to 'B' before vomiting...

[Dio]

...wishes football season would hurry the hell up, too.

[BillyBall]

can't drink caffeine.

[fossil]

:D I'm a total dumbass. Who is Bronco Mendenhall??

[starclassic tama]

...actually believes the book of mormon to be TRUE FACTS!

[goingoneight]

... is the coach of the BYU Cougars, FWIW...

[goingoneight]

... killed a six pack of Zima just to watch it die.

[BoomerJ]

Likes reading bedtime stories to his kids from the other half of the Bible.....like when Jesus visited the American Indians.

[goingoneight]

... will play the DVD of the MNC game against Florida and tell his defense "yeah, ummm... do that."

[Al Gore]

..is a secret member of "The Church of the Fonz"...

[goingoneight]

... gets belly laughs from Carlos Mencia.

[Al Gore]

Has his team watching film....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTZCprpMD0

[soonerinkaty]

Has his team watching film....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTZCprpMD0

Hey, Thats my Highschool!

[CrimsonJim]

Borat is GHEY!

[soonerinkaty]

Maybe so, but our football team pwns.

[Jacie]

. . . should have grown up to be a cowboy.

[journeyman]

likes Bill Paxton more than Jeanne Tripplehorn.

[fadada1]

... thinks all those student missions his athletes do are just a sign of laziness and a way to get out of class for 2 years.

[badger]

...Is half the reason BYU dorms are nicknamed "rabbit holes."

All the female cougar students on campus are the other half of the reason :D

[goingoneight]

... swears Michael Jackson isn't a "Bring'em Young" alumni.

[OUTrumpet]

...arrived on my doorstep wearing a bike helmet and wanting to speak to me about Jesus walking in Utah...

[goingoneight]

... wanted to pray with me in Wal*Mart.

[BoomerJ]

Was upset to find that the new Hanna Montana movie was not offered in 3D.

[soonerhubs]

... sounds much duller than a born-again preacher during his press conferences. ;)

[goingoneight]

... should have lost to Washington last year. :eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Lost his bicycle

[Crucifax Autumn]

...bugs people at bus stops.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Says Punky Brewster is the greatest tv show ever.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...think Olevet is a character on Law & Order

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks Giant Doosh is more qualified than Turd Sandwich.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Has a combover....






...On his azzcrack!

[Frozen Sooner]

Is calving icebergs at a record rate!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Posts here under the name Leroy Lizard!

[CrimsonJim]

...never, ever feeds his dogs "Cheetoh's"!!!!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Side note...That dumbazz sig was based on a sig of mine about the only time I see burnt orange...

But anyway,

...thinks the golden girls is porn

[CrimsonJim]

JESUS STOLE OUR CRYSTAL

And wasn't it Tebus that stole our crystal? ;)

But any way,

...thinks Friday Night Lights is a reality show

[Crucifax Autumn]

...stole my twinkie!

[goingoneight]

... has the "Five Dollar Footlong" soundtrack on his iPod.

[CrimsonJim]

...is thinkin' Arby's!

[CrimsonJim]

...thinks OVJ is a lubricant.

Oh wait....never mind.

[goingoneight]

... once had legs until he tried to rob OleVet's Natty.

[goingoneight]

... gets his plays from a vegetable can on a string connected to another can up in the press box.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...and Oates

[goingoneight]

... pees on cop cars... parked at the police station.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...pees on pop tarts... parked in the toaster.

[goingoneight]

... thinks astereisks are gay, too.

[BoomerJ]

pees on pop stars walking the red carpet.

[OUmillenium]

...wishes that his real last name was Lubich and that he had a storied career as a referee for World Class Championship Wrestling.

[goingoneight]

... still thinks Chase Daniel shoulda gone #1 overall.

[Frozen Sooner]

Privately spells his name "Broncho" and refuses to get a degree before applying to a graduate school.

[starclassic tama]

...has over 26,000 posts on a message board

[bent rider]

thinks football should be his fifth priority...

"The team at Mormon-church-sponsored BYU, whose coach encourages the players to keep football fifth on their priority list — behind, in order, faith, family, knowledge and friends — is playing so well it is the midseason favorite to represent non-BCS schools in a big-money bowl."

USA Today, Oct 13, 2008.

I guess that plan didn't work out so well; they would go on to lose to TCU, get crushed by Utah, and lose to Arizona in the Las Vegas Bowl.

[goingoneight]

... doesn't get why BYU's new mascot is an old lady.

[hgarmorer]

circumcised kids on missions before tebow made it cool

[soonerhubs]

...knows the difference between a two-week mission trip and an actual 2 year mission.

[goingoneight]

... always forgets to bring a cameraman to his mission trips.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks there's an Olveteranarian on a hill in OK somewhere!

[bent rider]

...loves to slip-n-slide with his team nekked.

http://www.byucougars.com/uploads/graphics/football/a-mendenhall_waterslide.jpg

http://www.byucougars.com/Filing.jsp?ID=6774

[oudivesherpa]

Moto is, "I don't care how you bring'em just bring 'em young."

[goingoneight]

... buys edited CDs because worty dirds hurt his ears.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

...has seventeen kids by 6 different women. And that's not counting his wives.

[goingoneight]

... or his sistren.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

There's a difference?

[goingoneight]

... did what Phal Fil couldn't last year.

[bent rider]

Moto is, "I don't care how you bring'em just bring 'em young."

Bronco Mendenhall would love to tell you about Joseph Smith's Book of Mormon, but would fail to mention the 7 brides that Joseph Smith took while the girls were between the ages of 14 and 17.

http://www.wivesofjosephsmith.org

[goingoneight]

... is studying how to defend the wishbone as we speak.

[bent rider]

Bronco Mendenhall's team crashed so badly against Arizona in the Las Vegas Bowl that they have now renamed the bowl game "The Maaco Bowl".

http://www.lvbowl.com/media.php?id=43

[goingoneight]

... strongly believes an Oklahoma defense and an Oklahoma State defense are the same thing because ESPN said "BIG 12 defenses aren't any good."

[bent rider]

...just lost a reserve LB, CJ Ah You's brother...

http://www.sltrib.com/sports/ci_12295551
http://byu.scout.com/2/862807.html

[goingoneight]

... thinks Norman isn't as loud as other venues he's been to. :D

[soonerhubs]

Bronco Mendenhall would love to tell you about Joseph Smith's Book of Mormon, but would fail to mention the 7 brides that Joseph Smith took while the girls were between the ages of 14 and 17.

http://www.wivesofjosephsmith.org

Dude? Seriously... in a Football forum? You anti-Mormon losers come out about once every 3 months.

:rolleyes:

[bent rider]

You anti-Mormon losers come out about once every 3 months.

Some facts were presented in this discussion. Do you have any response to the facts other than namecalling?

Bronco Mendenhall does consider the BYU football program an extension of the Mormon missionary program. As long as he is out doing that, there are 60,000 Mormon missionaries on the streets along with millions of dollars being spent on promoting this organization, I don't mind mentioning a few facts that Bronco, the missionaries, the TV ads, and the members will never tell the public. Maybe it will help someone from getting involved with something without knowing all the facts.

If the Mormon system works for you and your life, fine for you.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...gives us better opportunities to ridicule him than coaching at a Mormon school

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Is still up in the air about the Flaming Lips and "the shirt"

[Crucifax Autumn]

...taps his foot under the stall

[goingoneight]

... talks on his phone in the public shidder.

[hgarmorer]

sent Bent Rider on a mission to SoonerFans.com to educate us about the way of the the Mormons.

[olevetonahill]

Looks Like bent Rider became Bent Over :D

[olevetonahill]

Some facts were presented in this discussion. Do you have any response to the facts other than namecalling?

Bronco Mendenhall does consider the BYU football program an extension of the Mormon missionary program. As long as he is out doing that, there are 60,000 Mormon missionaries on the streets along with millions of dollars being spent on promoting this organization, I don't mind mentioning a few facts that Bronco, the missionaries, the TV ads, and the members will never tell the public. Maybe it will help someone from getting involved with something without knowing all the facts.

If the Mormon system works for you and your life, fine for you.

Dude give it a rest, Personaly Ill bash ALL branches of religion But I aint gonna single ONE out :rolleyes:
Ive never once seen a Post By any of our Hublers Bashing anyone or anything.
you on the other hand :rolleyes:

[bent rider]

Dude give it a rest, Personaly Ill bash ALL branches of religion But I aint gonna single ONE out :rolleyes:
Ive never once seen a Post By any of our Hublers Bashing anyone or anything.
you on the other hand

Look, it was just a link to some information of a factual nature -- as compared to untruths and jabs posted by others regarding Bronco having multiple wives, etc. Why single me out? If the facts constute a BASH then its their problem, not mine.

That said, message heard.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has a pimply sac

[Crucifax Autumn]

...drinks Zima with SicEm

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks Big 12 is a porn star nickname

[Crucifax Autumn]

...shaves his back

[olevetonahill]

Look, it was just a link to some information of a factual nature -- as compared to untruths and jabs posted by others regarding Bronco having multiple wives, etc. Why single me out? If the facts constute a BASH then its their problem, not mine.

That said, message heard.

Thank you ;)

[IBleedCrimson]

is replacing the tebowla virus as my personal most hated person on the planet until sept 6.....

[goingoneight]

... developed the swine flu for tamiflu.

[goingoneight]

... smelt it, and indeed, dealt it.

[goingoneight]

... never said a bad word until he found out his AD scheduled OKLAHOMA instead of Oklahoma State. He then said half a million plus one.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Has announced he is quitting after hearing all that information about Joseph Smith

[Crucifax Autumn]

...smokes camels


...no...actual camels

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Started a rumor that Taylor Griffin is gonna be playing Tight End for the Sooners this fall

[Crucifax Autumn]

...makes horrible jokes about diddled grandmothers.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is a huge ABBA fan

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks Saturday Night Fever is a comedy skit show

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks Kathy Bates is the hottest babe in Hollywood

[Crucifax Autumn]

...dresses in drag when he goes out on the town

[Crucifax Autumn]

...gets cramps

[goingoneight]

... stuffs a tubesock in his pants when he's playing on TV.

[goingoneight]

... forgets however, that you're not supposed to put the tubesock in you back pocket.

[olevetonahill]

...makes horrible jokes about diddled grandmothers.

Yer Granny should stay off the street :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

How else is she gonna stay off the catfood diet?

[Crucifax Autumn]

...diddles grammas on catfood diets!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Keeps asking what the big letter on the mountain is all about

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Actually thinks the stench drifting south from Salt Lake smells good

[Crucifax Autumn]

...buys 90 yo street hookers for breakfast

[Crucifax Autumn]

...dresses up in a visor and OU coach shirt to pump himself up before games.

[hgarmorer]

thinks Vin Diesel could take Chuck Norris

[Breadburner]

likes reverse cowgirl......

[goingoneight]

... farts and holds his own head under the covers.

[hgarmorer]

thought the last play of the Nuggets/Mavs game was clean

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Picks up homeless Emo kids off the street...and they are never seen alive again!

[OU_Sooners75]

...who the **** is Bronco Mendenhall?

[olevetonahill]

...who the **** is Bronco Mendenhall?

BYU Coach

[OU_Sooners75]

BYU Coach


This is a joke thread with one liners right?

pay tention! :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is 2-2 in the Las Vegas Bowl...No, really...the Las Vegas Bowl!!!!! LMFAO

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks Larry David is 2/3 of the stooges

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Can't tell the difference between a tomato plant and a weed!

[hgarmorer]

really hates rodeos

[goingoneight]

... digs the pineapple express.

[bent rider]

...uses his QB's ears to improve his DirecTV reception.

http://www.byucougars.com/uploads/graphics/athletes/m-00000002761.jpg

[OUmillenium]

...saw me shakin her, bakin her, and takin her to spots she never before heard.

[goingoneight]

... pulls his pants down to his ankles at the urinal.

[BigBoomerInBigD]

...wears his temple underwear to all home games

[SoonerInFortSmith]

...swears that Touchdown Jesus visited his gramma in Reno, NV.

[goingoneight]

... hopes Roseanne sings the National Anthem in Irving.

[bent rider]

...claims he once gave Howard Hughes a ride from his gas station in Willard, Utah to Las Vegas so the Howmeister cut him into his will.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Wishes Joseph Smith had found "the promised land" somewhere else...

Secretly likes the "plural marriage" lifestyle and is wondering how he can incorporate that without getting wife #1 upset...

[hgarmorer]

wonders when Joseph Smith played BBall at Maryland

[goingoneight]

... sings the Joseph Smith "dum-dum-dum-dum-dum" song from South Park after every touchdown.

[hgarmorer]

recently found out hunting Cougars could mean something entirely different.

[OUmillenium]

...only eats the marshmallows in his Lucky Charms.

[goingoneight]

... only eats the rainbow marshmallows.

[CrimsonJim]

...knows you don't fly the Mezcan flag OVER Ole Glory!

[goingoneight]

... but does, indeed fly a messican flag below just cuz it looks cool.

[goingoneight]

... takes Viagra for headaches.

[goingoneight]

... played "Bob" on the Enzyte commercial.

[goingoneight]

... considered building a "Touchdown Joseph" on campus.

[BoomerJ]

Can't get enough of Lawrence Welk and the Osmonds.

[goingoneight]

... talks about American Idol to other doods at bars.

[goingoneight]

... lets the "Bronco Mendenhall..." thread slide below the top five threads.

[bent rider]

...wishes he had half the charisma of David Koresh.

[hgarmorer]

Taught Mr Miyagi's father the Crane Kick

[goingoneight]

... uses chopsticks to catch flies.

[cjames317]

... bookmarks all the free porn sites on his office computer.

[goingoneight]

... and labels it "Tax Returns 1997." :D

[bent rider]

...aspires to raise his children just a little bit better than Coach Andy Reid.

[bent rider]

is listening to Provo's famous rap band, B-Money, on his IPod
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlGh64-l4IU

[bstuff1979]

...stole your Jesus fish

[BoomerJ]

Once starred in a genital herpies commercial for the free samples.

[JLEW1818]

this thread has been going on over a month. It's time for me to 5 star it.

[goingoneight]

... thinks jlew1818 should SIX star this thread. :D

[goingoneight]

... drinks your milkshake. He drinks it all up.

[hgarmorer]

Once starred in a genital herpies commercial for the free samples.

Has no issues with getting genital herpes for free

[bstuff1979]

...insists that they are not dolls. They are collectable action figures.

[goingoneight]

... that you deflate and store UNDER your bed.

[goingoneight]

... sleeps in a racecar bed.

[bent rider]

...is having more fun since he has given up trying to win.

http://www.sltrib.com/utahutes/ci_12496368

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...thinks monogamy is a version of Monopoly, the board game.

[stoopified]

is changing his name to Cougar.

[hgarmorer]

... drinks your milkshake. He drinks it all up.


and brings all the boys to the yard. (I offcially hate myself for that one)

[goingoneight]

... told Jessica Simpson Dallas is still playing at Texas Stadium this year in hopes that she'd stay away from Romo.

[Osagecrimson]

... thinks the missinary position has something to do with a bicycle

[goingoneight]

... believes that Joseph Smith once talked to Teb0w.

[goingoneight]

... considered renaming the football team "Balls Deep."

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...is wondering when all the BYU n00bs are going to show up and start getting upset about this thread.

"WTF man!! our coach, he's a great guy!"

[cjames317]

... tried to rent out the entire Cowboys Stadium on Sept. 5 so he could turn it into a Mormon temple and prohibit entry to all non-Mormon Sooners.

[goingoneight]

... just knocked on my door for over an hour.

[goingoneight]

... eats all but one of your chips and puts the bag back where you hid it.

[bent rider]

... thinks the BYU cheerleading outfits show too much ankle.

[goingoneight]

... thinks football players should wear a dress shirt and tie... Under their pads and helmets.

[BoomerJ]

Thinks Princess Leia had hot bunns in the first movie.

[goingoneight]

Is hoping Jerry Jones buys rights to a yearly BCS bowl before September 5th.

[goingoneight]

... doesn't know the difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

[goingoneight]

... just sharted himself when he read that DeMarco Murray is 100%.

[goingoneight]

... wants more people to participate in this thread. :D

[bent rider]

...is so inept at recruiting defensive backs that he missed-out on landing Joseph Smith (CB, Norco High School, Calif)

http://www.deseretnews.com/blogs/1,5322,20,00.html?bD=20090630

[goingoneight]

... spent a few minutes with Max Hall and didn't feel any different.

[mikeelikee]

....can ride the mechanical horsie out in front of the supermarket using only one hand to hang on!! :eek:

[goingoneight]

... rides the mechanical horsie from behind cuz it feels so good.

[hgarmorer]

thought the 1st Mad Max never had a boring moment

[hgarmorer]

makes Sean Connery look like a genius in celebrity Jeopardy

[bent rider]

...didn't win a lottery ticket to the Michael Jackson memorial service.

[bent rider]

...secretly preferred the Jackson Five to the Osmond Brothers.

[goingoneight]

... but still listened to the Osmonds.

[JLEW1818]

lol

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...committed a secondary violation by asking Joseph Smith the DB recruit where his Golden Plates were.

[goingoneight]

... farts an holds his own head under the covers.

[BoomerJ]

refers to midgets as little people to act all PC.

[goingoneight]

... once heard "you're fired" while he was schpankin' it.

[hgarmorer]

... once heard "you're fired" while he was schpankin' it.

Thought he could go to jail for reckless abandonment

[MrJimBeam]

Plays the Tabernacle Choir's greatest hits in the locker room before big games...in his best Knute Rockne tells the team "BOYS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING FOR!!!!!"

[bent rider]

...just lost out on another DB recruit ... to the University of Phoenix.

[BYU Krueger]

Can kill two stones with one bird.

[goingoneight]

... was in the golden casket you saw on TeeVee today.

[bent rider]

... got a booster to start his own Betty Ford clinic for his recruit.

http://universe.byu.edu/node/865

[goingoneight]

... doesn't understand why the cheerleaders got mad when he called them Cougars.

[bent rider]

Is losing sleep about the looming campus ice cream shortage.

Ice cream supplies running out on BYU campus (http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705320385/BYU-churning-for-more-ice-cream.html)

[goingoneight]

... is the HC of Michael Jackson's favorite team... Bring'em Young.

[JLEW1818]

lol this thread is still pumping!

[cjames317]

... asked Chris Peterson for some OU strategy but Peterson would only say "Get ho's and coffee for the refs!"

[goingoneight]

... hired Gordon Reise as replay official for the OU game.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Dumped his wife at IHOP..........







..........and picked up Jessica Simpson!

[SoonerInFortSmith]

thinks monogamy is a type of wood.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

Is losing sleep about the looming campus ice cream shortage.

Ice cream supplies running out on BYU campus (http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705320385/BYU-churning-for-more-ice-cream.html)

The most popular flavor is vanilla. WTF!?

[bent rider]

The most popular flavor is vanilla. WTF!?

Apparently they're also very proud of their offensive line and cheer squad...


We don't do anything below 12 percent butter fat. ... We have the best fed cows.

[soonerchris]

I fell on my broncho mendenhall...........and it bruised!!!!

[goingoneight]

... thought Reggie Smith was related to Joseph.

[illinisooner]

doesn't know what a butfor is.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Thinks hubler is a traitor

[oudivesherpa]

Want's Mike Leach to coach at BYU.

[goingoneight]

... denied it... but did, indeed supply it.

[goingoneight]

... will see this thread RISE AGAIN!!!

[budbarrybob]

was overheard giving Jim Trabor props

[SoonersEnFuego]

...thinks the Garden of Eden was somewhere in Missouri.

[hgarmorer]

thinks FUPA's look good

[illinisooner]

is terrified that if he doesn't use it, he loses it.

[cjames317]

... invented the Salt Lake Sneak Attack.

[goingoneight]

... pees in the hot tub... before he gets in.

[josh09]

....'s first name is BRONCO?! hahaha thats almost as funny as Colt

[goingoneight]

... rocks out to the Jonas Bretheren with his tinted windows up.

[bent rider]

Thinks Marie Osmond is a little bit rock-n-roll and not-enough-country.

[goingoneight]

... eats pieces of **** for breakfast.

[oudivesherpa]

Thinks the Octo Mom is a good candidated to convert.

[delhalew]

...will pick it up if you throw it down.

[goingoneight]

... installed the sign "Pray Like A Champion Today" in the BYU locker room.

[delhalew]

has got his spot picked out in the space orgy.

[BoomerJ]

Likes to party with the Mathis Bros.

[hgarmorer]

Likes to party with the Mathis Bros.

DAMN!!! those guys are still around?

OK thread hi-jack over!!!

[goingoneight]

... farts and holds his own head under the covers.

[cjames317]

... wears a belt with his sweats in da club to keep his piece from falling out.

[goingoneight]

... is referred to as "Mr. Banana Pants" at all the local water parks.

[SoonerInFortSmith]

...sings the Mr. Roger's theme song on recruiting visits.

[goingoneight]

... opens beer bottles with his teef.

[hgarmorer]

loves the "fact" that Andre Ware announced OU is going to lose to them.

[bent rider]

...likes to give his recruits a good-bye hug.


Johnson said he was a little surprised at what happened next.

“At the end of our meeting he told me he loved me, and I gave him a hug,” Johnson said. “He persuaded me to commit early, and it turned out to be the greatest decision of my life.”

http://universe.byu.edu/node/1161

[delhalew]

thinks the Sooners are the debbil!

[cjames317]

... never admired OU and never will.

[soonersam]

got his pant leg cought in his bicycle!

[setem]

****s in the lazy river at Whitewater Bay!

[BoomerJ]

Likes dropping off snickers bars in the lazy river at Whitewater Bay.

[boomersooner28]

...once nailed a chick in a restaurant and then gave her $3,000 for an abortion.

[setem]

...once nailed a chick in a restaurant and then gave her $3,000 for an abortion.

I heard just gives them a good kick down the stairs and lets the ole shopvac do the rest!

[hgarmorer]

****s in the lazy river at Whitewater Bay!

Hell who hasn't?

[setem]

You have doodooed in the lazy river at Whitewater Bay?