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KC//CRIMSON
4/13/2009, 04:29 PM
Pictured: Shocking moment polar bear attacks woman who climbed into zoo enclosure.


This is the terrifying moment a woman was attacked by a polar bear after jumping into its zoo enclosure.

The 32-year-old leapt over bars at Berlin Zoo during the bears' feeding time yesterday.

Despite six zookeepers' efforts to distract the four predators kept in the enclosure, the woman was bitten several times on her arms and legs.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/12/article-1169266-0466D733000005DC-587_634x397.jpg
Nice bear, pretty bear, what a good bear you are!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/12/article-1169266-0466D738000005DC-894_634x390.jpg
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!


Story and pictures here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169266/Pictured-Shocking-moment-polar-bear-attacks-woman-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html


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JohnnyMack
4/13/2009, 04:42 PM
Almost.

Sincerely,

Charles Darwin.
NormanPride
4/13/2009, 04:44 PM
I'd have bitten the dumb broad too.
olevetonahill
4/13/2009, 04:48 PM
Bear said Tastes Like chicken :D
yermom
4/13/2009, 04:51 PM
suicide by bear?

if not, damn, what a dumb bitch
Curly Bill
4/13/2009, 04:53 PM
:O She's almost as big as the bear.
olevetonahill
4/13/2009, 04:54 PM
:O She's almost as big as the bear.

But the Bears are Better Lookin .:D
Frozen Sooner
4/13/2009, 04:55 PM
A guy I went to high school with got a chunk taken out of a sensitive portion of his anatomy because while either drunk or high he and another guy:

1) Broke into the zoo
2) Started tossing a football around
3) Tossed the football into the polar bear enclosure
4) Climbed into the polar bear enclosure to retrieve said football.

Binky the polar bear was not amused.

Hank'll be so happy to know that he's now no longer the biggest idiot on the planet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binky_(polar_bear)

Leg lacerations my ***.
Curly Bill
4/13/2009, 04:55 PM
But the Bears are Better Lookin .:D

true dat...

...prolly why they didn't bite a little harder -- they like: shew, this is nasty. :P
Hot Rod
4/13/2009, 08:36 PM
Maybe she thought they were Coca Cola bears.
A Sooner in Texas
4/13/2009, 09:31 PM
From the looks of her chest in pic #2, maybe she felt maternal and wanted to get in on the feeding action. :eek:
fadada1
4/13/2009, 09:44 PM
gotta go with Hot Rod on this one...

maybe coke will come up with a new advertising campaign: "Coke and polar bears - two things that couldn't be more mutually exclusive. P.S. bears will try to eat you when provoked... or not."