Bands You Would Avoid Seeing If They Were Playing In Your Kitchen [Archive]

King Crimson

4/11/2009, 09:12 AM

jesus jones
thompson twins
phish (seen them 2 times, and wanted to leave instantly both times...and i like Zappa)
that band that does "all-star"
a lot of trip hop bands from the late 90's (just because some dude you know can play a few notes on a trumpet and you have a drum machine and some loops....it's not jazz).

Leroy Lizard

4/11/2009, 09:24 AM

SoonerStud615

4/11/2009, 11:09 AM

Yellow Card
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At the Disco
Racal Flatts

tommieharris91

4/11/2009, 11:22 AM

Elton John

walkoffsooner

4/11/2009, 11:54 AM

Anybody that raps. And that Manson fag

King Crimson

4/11/2009, 11:57 AM

genesis on the invisible touch tour.

soonervegas

4/11/2009, 12:23 PM

Nickelback

This.

KC//CRIMSON

4/11/2009, 12:29 PM

OU Marching Band

Zang!

BudSooner

4/11/2009, 12:31 PM

REO Speedwagon.

SoonerStormchaser

4/11/2009, 12:49 PM

Rush and Journey...anyone who likes those bands is completely GAY!!! ;)

tulsaoilerfan

4/11/2009, 12:56 PM

Rush, Fleetwood Mac, Daughtry

StoopTroup

4/11/2009, 01:11 PM

Any aggie band...especially if all they did was "March of the Border Collie"

JohnnyMack

4/11/2009, 01:47 PM

U2
Fleetwood Mac

Frozen Sooner

4/11/2009, 01:48 PM

Sigur Ros
Secret Machines
Dogstar

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

4/11/2009, 01:58 PM

Agree on Dave Matthews and Bruce Springsteen. Clueless on the ones mentioned by Frozen, King Crimson, Sooner Stud and Harry. Some of the other ones mentioned are quite good, IMO.

BudSooner

4/11/2009, 03:12 PM

Dogstar
That is Keanu Reeves band right?

Frozen Sooner

4/11/2009, 03:15 PM

Yep. Couldn't think of a third band off the top of my head and figured they HAD to suck.

royalfan5

4/11/2009, 03:23 PM

Yep. Couldn't think of a third band off the top of my head and figured they HAD to suck.

I liked them better than Jared Leto's band, though.

Curly Bill

4/11/2009, 03:59 PM

Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band

Agreed

Curly Bill

4/11/2009, 03:59 PM

Dave Matthew Band

Agreed

Curly Bill

4/11/2009, 04:00 PM

genesis on the invisible touch tour.

Agreed

NYC Poke

4/11/2009, 04:16 PM

I can only fit solo acts in my kitchen. And no pianos, so Billy Joel, Elton John, and Barry Manilow are out. :(

BudSooner

4/11/2009, 04:43 PM

Yep. Couldn't think of a third band off the top of my head and figured they HAD to suck.
I heard the band before on Youtube, you are dead on, can't get much suckier than that of Neo and da boys.

They suck harder than Linda Lovelace. :D

Dio

4/11/2009, 07:45 PM

REM

Jerk

4/11/2009, 08:57 PM

Hinder

OUAlumni1990

4/11/2009, 10:59 PM

All of the above. Except Rush. They are GREAT in concert.

theresonly1OU

4/11/2009, 11:53 PM

Neil Young.

Curly Bill

4/12/2009, 01:06 AM

Neil Young.

Agreed.

soonerboomer93

4/12/2009, 01:09 AM

Boxmasters

stoops the eternal pimp

4/12/2009, 03:24 AM

Cross canadian Ragweed
Flaming Lips
any country singer

OUAlumni1990

4/12/2009, 07:59 AM

Flaming Lips

Agreed. Saw them perform for the first time on TV the other day. This okie ain't going to claim those weirdos...LOL

Mixer!

4/12/2009, 09:12 AM

Russell Crowe's The Ordinary Fear of God
Billy Bob Thornton's Boxmasters

Curly Bill

4/12/2009, 02:36 PM

Flaming Lips
any of today's country singers

FIXED

theresonly1OU

4/12/2009, 03:38 PM

Hanna Montana.

Watching her show is proving to be one of the really $h!tty things about having a 3 year old daughter.

AVM

4/12/2009, 05:49 PM

Wow listen to the music, if you have been around 30 plus years

(Neil or Bruce) there has to be something there

VeeJay

4/12/2009, 08:45 PM

Dave Matthew Band

I'd avoid them any place, especially if they were passing over me on a bridge.

VeeJay

4/12/2009, 08:49 PM

GREAT WHITE

If they ever show up in your kitchen, make damn sure your stove burners are turned off!!

OUAlumni1990

4/14/2009, 09:22 PM

GREAT WHITE

If they ever show up in your kitchen, make damn sure your stove burners are turned off!!

nah...justwear plenty of asbestos when attending their shows, you'll be alright..

soonerspiff

4/14/2009, 11:14 PM

Sigur Ros
Secret Machines
Dogstar

Really?? Ouch.

I'll go with the following:

Metallica
James Taylor
Air Supply

Crucifax Autumn

4/14/2009, 11:18 PM

The Village People

Curly Bill

4/14/2009, 11:23 PM

The Village People

I thought you said you used to hang with the Village People?

SicEmBaylor

4/14/2009, 11:27 PM

The Flaming Lips

def_lazer_fc

4/15/2009, 01:37 AM

koby teeth
hinder
creed
nickleback
any christian rock band
jason mraz - makes dave matthews band seem "far out there" in comparison
fergie although she doesnt qualify as a band....hell, put the black eyes peas on there too.

Lott's Bandana

4/15/2009, 08:31 AM

John Mayer

(Is that a band?)

Veritas

4/15/2009, 08:42 AM

Rush - I've been through their entire catalog trying to like them. I just can't. I respect them as musicians, but they make my ears bleed.

Radiohead - Possible the most over-rated band on the planet.

Rascal Flats - Country music's answer to Nickelcreed.

The Beatles - Yes, you changed the world. Congratulations. Now get off my stove.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

4/15/2009, 10:28 AM

The Beatles - Yes, you changed the world. Congratulations. Now get off my stove.Have you ever heard any Elvis Presley or Bob Dylan you liked?

JohnnyMack

4/15/2009, 10:41 AM

Radiohead - Possible the most over-rated band on the planet.

Are you mentally unstable?

The Beatles - Yes, you changed the world. Congratulations. Now get off my stove.

Oh. Nevermind. You obviously are.

picasso

4/15/2009, 12:15 PM

I'd sit down and listen to just about anyone in my kitchen over a cup of coffee.

you weenies.

picasso

4/15/2009, 12:16 PM

Kanye West.

SouthFortySooner

4/15/2009, 02:02 PM

Air O Smith

TheUnnamedSooner

4/15/2009, 02:32 PM

Any band with Chris Cornell in it. Saw Soundgarden once and he sounded terrible.

Oasis. Rush.

BillyBall

4/15/2009, 02:38 PM

Dave Matthew Band

This and

Phish

fadada1

4/15/2009, 09:37 PM

nirvana - don't see the so-called brilliance.
creed - decent music (sort of), lousy voice.
nickleback - i don't listen to much new music, but they suck - plain and simple.

SteelCitySooner

4/15/2009, 11:43 PM

U2. I just don't get it.

Crucifax Autumn

4/15/2009, 11:50 PM

What if some hot "A" chick was a big U2 fan? Would ya have 'em in yer kitchen to further the 09 quest?

Curly Bill

4/15/2009, 11:51 PM

I like, or should say I used to like, U2 until they (Bono) turned politician. Now I say F-em.

SteelCitySooner

4/15/2009, 11:54 PM

I'd have the "A" chick in my kitchen. cause I need a #7 :D

soonerspiff

4/16/2009, 12:21 AM

I will add to my previous list:

Seals & Croft
Nickelback
Creed
Michael Bolton
New Found Glory
Sum41
Frank Zappa
Ron Thomas
Savage Garden
G.W.A.R.

God, this list could go on forever and it's not even including boy bands.

SouthFortySooner

4/16/2009, 05:03 PM

What if some hot "A" chick was a big U2 fan? Would ya have 'em in yer kitchen to further the 09 quest?

Because of this very paradigm I can sing along with the anti-testosteronal BeeGee tunes from the 70's. :eek: