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Okla-homey
4/6/2009, 06:32 AM
72 years old today.

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We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

StoopTroup
4/6/2009, 12:15 PM
Wonder if him and Billy are going to Chucky Cheese tonight.

Boomer Mooner
4/6/2009, 03:26 PM
Don't tell The Hag, but I have it on pretty good authority they actually DO smoke marijuana in Muskogee.

BudSooner
4/6/2009, 04:23 PM
Wonder if him and Billy are going to Chucky Cheese tonight.
If they do, then that purple ape better watch out...even at 72 the Hag still can throw a punch.

"You gotta **** up pretty bad to get thrown outta Chuckie's"