Jacie
4/1/2009, 06:23 PM
I only included a couple of them here but you can follow the link to see the other coaches/signs . . .
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/coach_zodiac.jpg
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/04/01/your-coaching-sign-this-is-science/#more-9760
Your Coaching Sign: This is Science
Libra-Mack Brown
Positives: Libra man is quite determined to have his way while avoiding the appearance of personal bias or involvement. If things don’t go his way, you will suddenly discover a quite different man. Mack Brown’s so happy to have you at the Texas football offices, and is so excited to see you. Would you like a glass of lemonade served in the skull of an AP voter who sent them to the Holiday Bowl one year? It’s fresh! The lemonade, that is. We’ve had the skull for a few months now.
Negatives: Can be slow to act in the face of change, and perceived as shallow. Fortunately, Vince Young found a young Mack Brown, who took him from his stodgy roots in classical dance and showed him the wonders of love, hip-hop, and urban dance. Perhaps this is the plot from Save the Last Dance, but we’re sure the film was based on their relationship. Angry outbursts can be shockingly intense:
Physical characteristics: Prone to sudden weight loss and gain; cursed with fiery hemorrhoids, or as Mack Brown calls them, “The Stoops Brothers.”
Aquarius–Mike Leach
Positives: Observes the game, as they do humanity, from a special climate-controlled bubble located 150 miles above the earth in orbit. Perceptive, analytical, often brilliant, and capable of great strategic innovation.
Negatives: The kind of person who would bite a baby to see if it was awake, they sometimes struggle to pass among the warm-blooded as normals. Prone to making baffling appearances on Youtube, terrible interviews for other jobs, and losing games to “boring, uncreative” teams that do things like “play defense.”
Physical appearance: Aquarius coach is not concerned with your superficialities, and will wear this sweatshirt until its threadbare frame reveals too much of my flesh to be considered adequate clothing.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/coach_zodiac.jpg
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/04/01/your-coaching-sign-this-is-science/#more-9760
Your Coaching Sign: This is Science
Libra-Mack Brown
Positives: Libra man is quite determined to have his way while avoiding the appearance of personal bias or involvement. If things don’t go his way, you will suddenly discover a quite different man. Mack Brown’s so happy to have you at the Texas football offices, and is so excited to see you. Would you like a glass of lemonade served in the skull of an AP voter who sent them to the Holiday Bowl one year? It’s fresh! The lemonade, that is. We’ve had the skull for a few months now.
Negatives: Can be slow to act in the face of change, and perceived as shallow. Fortunately, Vince Young found a young Mack Brown, who took him from his stodgy roots in classical dance and showed him the wonders of love, hip-hop, and urban dance. Perhaps this is the plot from Save the Last Dance, but we’re sure the film was based on their relationship. Angry outbursts can be shockingly intense:
Physical characteristics: Prone to sudden weight loss and gain; cursed with fiery hemorrhoids, or as Mack Brown calls them, “The Stoops Brothers.”
Aquarius–Mike Leach
Positives: Observes the game, as they do humanity, from a special climate-controlled bubble located 150 miles above the earth in orbit. Perceptive, analytical, often brilliant, and capable of great strategic innovation.
Negatives: The kind of person who would bite a baby to see if it was awake, they sometimes struggle to pass among the warm-blooded as normals. Prone to making baffling appearances on Youtube, terrible interviews for other jobs, and losing games to “boring, uncreative” teams that do things like “play defense.”
Physical appearance: Aquarius coach is not concerned with your superficialities, and will wear this sweatshirt until its threadbare frame reveals too much of my flesh to be considered adequate clothing.