April Fool's Thread: Basketball edition

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Post your insane scenarios here in honor of this great holiday.


David Stern: With the first pick in the NBA draft, the Portland Trailblazers select... Tyler Hansbrough, North Carolina!
Jerry: Quick! Quick! Pick our next Jordan! NEXT JORDAN!
David Stern: Without further ado, the Chicago Bulls select... Blake Griffin, Oklahoma!
Announcer: Wow, talk about deja vu...
(two weeks later)
BG: Mr. Jordan, I have a qu...
MJ: Would you please wear my No. 23?
BG: ...estion... what? YES! Absolutely!

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Bob Barry JR. Once tryed out for wide receiver for Barry Switzer in a private gym. After the tryout Switzer was seen riding around with Eddie Sutton.

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Doctor: Congratulations, Geno, your entire starting lineup is two months preggers and you're about to play OU in the title game again! Thabeet is Thadaddy.

[the_ouskull]

Tony Crocker and Austin Johnson just combined to go 10-20 from downtown.

Heh. April Fools! They can't hit outside shots.

the_ouskull

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ouskull just ended a post with something other than his username. APRIL FOOL! ;)

Oh wait, this is basketball edition... hmm...

KS coached an entire game without removing his jacket.

Sherri decides to forgo her usual heels and wear tennis shoes to the final four against L'ville.

Opponents decided to stop fouling BG in the flagrant way, because it is against the rules and not a very nice thing to do.

April fool, april fool, april fool :D