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Jerk
3/27/2009, 04:23 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

hamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092inside1.jpg MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham3.html), notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html) snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham5.html). In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

Jerk
3/27/2009, 04:23 PM
oh..click the link to see mugshot

badger
3/27/2009, 04:29 PM
F*** yes! No more ****ing shamwow commercials EVERY ****ING COMMERCIAL BREAK during women's tourney games on ESPNU. I must have seen that ****ing commercial break 50 ****ing times during the Georgia Tech game. Wow, I was so sick of that ****ing commercial.

Sorry for all the f***'s. ;)

swardboy
3/27/2009, 04:58 PM
He's lucky she didn't chop his nuts....

Viking Kitten
3/27/2009, 05:23 PM
Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

Then she told him if he acted now, she would throw in a b***j** and a mini booklight.

KC//CRIMSON
3/27/2009, 05:38 PM
He's lucky she didn't chop his nuts....


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C&CDean
3/27/2009, 06:01 PM
You know what sucks? I can utoob at home at night sometimes on the laptop.

olevetonahill
3/27/2009, 06:08 PM
He was hard up enough to pay this yainch a Grand fer ***** ?:eek:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html

C&CDean
3/27/2009, 06:21 PM
Shamwow = skankhow?

Lott's Bandana
3/27/2009, 06:34 PM
What did they clean the blood up with?

Hmmmmmm?

StoopTroup
3/28/2009, 12:50 AM
What did they clean the blood up with?

Hmmmmmm?

Sop and Mop? :D

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StoopTroup
3/28/2009, 12:52 AM
What did they clean the blood up with?

Hmmmmmm?

Zorbeez? :D

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StoopTroup
3/28/2009, 12:53 AM
Zorbeez will even clean up your Dog.

I think it's the one they used. :D

SicEmBaylor
3/28/2009, 12:55 AM
Then she told him if he acted now, she would throw in a b***j** and a mini booklight.

But he had to act now, because she you know she can't do that all day.

StoopTroup
3/28/2009, 12:56 AM
But he had to act now, because she you know she can't do that all day.

By the looks of her...

I think she can.

Seamus
3/28/2009, 05:33 AM
Are ya with me, camera guy? :cool:

OklaPony
3/28/2009, 08:05 AM
What has this world come to when you can't even trust a South Beach ho?

StoopTroup
3/28/2009, 10:26 AM
And why can't you beat her *** if she assault's you?

I know who needs to handle this one....

http://operachic.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c83e69e20105365ca401970c-800wi

Flagstaffsooner
3/28/2009, 10:40 AM
Im waiting for Billy Mays to get busted.

StoopTroup
3/28/2009, 10:42 AM
Im waiting for Billy Mays to get busted.

Things do happen in three Flag. :D

Flagstaffsooner
3/28/2009, 11:07 AM
Things do happen in three Flag. :D
Like the Holy Trinity?;)
http://www.thewitnessministries.org/bakker.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38691000/jpg/_38691859_swaggart238.jpg
http://pastortony.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/richard-roberts-3.jpg

StoopTroup
3/28/2009, 12:05 PM
I don't see anything Holy about those three fellas.

KC//CRIMSON
3/28/2009, 02:23 PM
Sham on you, Vince.

colleyvillesooner
3/30/2009, 09:25 AM
I can't believe that this guy:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4885/0327092sham1awmq.jpg

IS this guy:

http://bvasil.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/e0e1693f2d7f107a57ff9d324550a3d9c6439a741.jpg

OhU1
3/30/2009, 09:43 AM
The Presidency doesn't age you near as much as pitching Sham Wow. You keeping up with me, camera guy?

putastar2000
3/30/2009, 09:58 AM
:eek: (from tmz)

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/shamwow_guys_alleged_victim

Boomer.....
3/30/2009, 10:39 AM
I can't believe that this guy:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4885/0327092sham1awmq.jpg

IS this guy:

http://bvasil.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/e0e1693f2d7f107a57ff9d324550a3d9c6439a741.jpg

I couldn't believe he was 44 until I saw his mugshot.

NormanPride
3/30/2009, 11:07 AM
Then she told him if he acted now, she would throw in a b***j** and a mini booklight.

For a second, I thought a "mini booklight" was some sort of sexual maneuver I hadn't heard of. :O

Dio
3/30/2009, 12:47 PM
Then she told him if he acted now, she would throw in a b***j** and a mini booklight.

Now how much would you pay?

TheHumanAlphabet
3/30/2009, 12:50 PM
Yeah, make up or botox is very good...

fadada1
3/30/2009, 05:07 PM
apparently she doesn't have the "slap chop" to "love his nuts".

SoonerStormchaser
3/30/2009, 06:05 PM
So was the camera guy following him or not?

MrJimBeam
3/31/2009, 06:24 AM
Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

Better hope he was the first customer of the night.

SteelClip49
3/31/2009, 08:35 AM
She happened to be the first to try the SHAM-POW and the results were massive as you can see.

OU4LIFE
3/31/2009, 09:23 AM
police report has her listed at 5'0" and 150 lbs.

really...?

StoopTroup
3/31/2009, 11:28 AM
No kidding...she looks 5'9'' at least.

proud gonzo
4/10/2009, 12:52 AM
police report has her listed at 5'0" and 150 lbs.

really...?seriously? That doesn't sound right.

OU4LIFE
4/10/2009, 07:19 AM
seriously? That doesn't sound right.

if it's true, she's either a major player on the weightlifting scene, or she likes pie.

you decide.

proud gonzo
4/10/2009, 05:13 PM
if it's true, she's either a major player on the weightlifting scene, or she likes pie.

you decide.

I'm just saying, i saw photos of the chick all beat up and she didn't look like she could possibly weigh 150 lbs. and be 5'. that doesn't make sense.

Boomer Mooner
4/10/2009, 07:25 PM
Based on the photos, if she's 5' then she's closer to 105 lbs. I won't be able to rest until this mystery is cleared up.

proud gonzo
4/10/2009, 11:00 PM
yeah, i'm thinking someone transposed the numbers.

stoops the eternal pimp
4/10/2009, 11:08 PM
his resemblance of spike from gremlins is amazing in his sham wow pic

SoonerStormchaser
4/11/2009, 08:41 AM
Can we start a fark thread on this guy?