View Full Version : "Wang"-funniest word to use for wiener?
Frozen Sooner
3/23/2009, 07:20 PM
I think it is.
royalfan5
3/23/2009, 07:24 PM
I disagree, referring to your penis as your dork is way funnier.
Frozen Sooner
3/23/2009, 07:30 PM
That's definitely a good one. Though I think using "wang" as a verb is even funnier.
Last night I heard someone refer to the bit that gets excised in a bris as "calimari." I damn near choked.
King Crimson
3/23/2009, 07:42 PM
i heard once on a sports radio show that something like 80% of men had a "name" for the penis. Like Sgt. Franklin. i always thought that was kind of funny, the distinction. And i would aim higher than Sgt.
i bet there are many names other that "wang" that are funnier....
soonerinabilene
3/23/2009, 08:00 PM
i call mine The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiahner cuz its good to have a blessed wang.
stoops the eternal pimp
3/23/2009, 08:06 PM
I think "pecker" is pretty funny in certain situations like Burt Reynolds in Striptease:" You set my pecker on fire"
stoops the eternal pimp
3/23/2009, 08:06 PM
I refer to mine as willy wonka by the way
Frozen Sooner
3/23/2009, 08:10 PM
i heard once on a sports radio show that something like 80% of men had a "name" for the penis. Like Sgt. Franklin. i always thought that was kind of funny, the distinction. And i would aim higher than Sgt.
i bet there are many names other that "wang" that are funnier....
Sargeants still have to stand to attention when confronted with slashes.
sooner2b09
3/23/2009, 08:51 PM
"Wang! Pay attention!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ&feature=related
Crucifax Autumn
3/23/2009, 08:57 PM
Schlong
Lott's Bandana
3/23/2009, 08:59 PM
Tallywacker
fadada1
3/23/2009, 09:28 PM
"Take it easy? I'm standing here with my dork in my hand!"
Jocko Dundee
BudSooner
3/23/2009, 09:28 PM
Pud.
Willie the one eyed wonder worm.
Tool.
Corso.
I'm sure there are others.
GottaHavePride
3/23/2009, 10:51 PM
Poseidon, Lord of the Deep
theresonly1OU
3/23/2009, 10:55 PM
Zeus.
Yes, ****ing Zeus.
soonerinabilene
3/23/2009, 10:56 PM
Lid
GottaHavePride
3/23/2009, 10:58 PM
"Plan B"
As in "Uh, oh, I guess we'll have to fall back on Plan B."
theresonly1OU
3/23/2009, 11:08 PM
B griff; because even a double team can't keep him from scoring.
Dr. Manhattan.
The Doctor is IN, baby!
King Crimson
3/23/2009, 11:19 PM
Frederick Exley, author of "A Fan's Notes".
the Frightful Hog.
tommieharris91
3/23/2009, 11:26 PM
Schlong, dick, richard, a few other words.
My weiner has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my weiner has a second name is M-E-Y-E-R...
yermom
3/23/2009, 11:36 PM
i'm still kinda fond of "The Captain"
yermom
3/23/2009, 11:40 PM
but Wang is still the best name for a computer vendor
Frozen Sooner
3/23/2009, 11:58 PM
but Wang is still the best name for a computer vendor
I'm kinda partial to Nerdcox.
John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 12:17 AM
"John Thomas"
Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 12:19 AM
Invader Zim
John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 12:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6vm9ce0mos
Tallywacker
"Can we call it a tallywhacker?"
Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 12:29 AM
Mr. Truculent
John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 12:55 AM
The Icon. The Headliner. The Showstopper. The Main Event.
Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 12:59 AM
The Lionheart
John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 01:01 AM
Saint Thomas Aquinas.
Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 01:04 AM
Rumble Fish
KC//CRIMSON
3/24/2009, 01:07 AM
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III
stoops the eternal pimp
3/24/2009, 01:09 AM
larry bird
tommieharris91
3/24/2009, 01:33 AM
Wilt Chamberlain
Crucifax Autumn
3/24/2009, 01:35 AM
Mr. Big!
Rod
Durbin
Rainmaker
Puking Earthworm
Vomiting Snake
Little Cru
plumbsplitter
cherry popper
*** spelunker
...the rest are too dirty for out fine mods and wimmins!
John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 01:49 AM
Penis.
AlbqSooner
3/24/2009, 06:25 AM
Richard - cuz Dick is for short.
MrJimBeam
3/24/2009, 07:26 AM
"The Seed Sower."
crawfish
3/24/2009, 07:46 AM
wee wee
BudSooner
3/24/2009, 08:06 AM
Stanley the real mutha....****in power tool. :D
homerSimpsonsBrain
3/24/2009, 10:14 AM
The incredible heat seaking moisture missle
The Taepodong 9 (subject to premature explosion 48 seconds after lift off).
Thor
Mr Happy
TheUnnamedSooner
3/24/2009, 05:23 PM
George Washington
Chuck Bao
3/24/2009, 05:33 PM
Water buffalo.
SanJoaquinSooner
3/24/2009, 05:44 PM
The Unit.
Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 05:46 PM
Mr. Lincoln
goingoneight
3/24/2009, 05:58 PM
Brain
SanJoaquinSooner
3/24/2009, 06:24 PM
My Magic Juand
XingTheRubicon
3/25/2009, 08:16 AM
crank
Turd_Ferguson
3/25/2009, 08:22 AM
"Southern Alabama Black Snake".
C&CDean
3/25/2009, 10:49 AM
Did y'all know that Eve was the first computer operator? She had an apple in one hand, and a wang in the other.
It's very well documented on this board that my swollen manhood is simply called "ol' gus."
soonermix
3/25/2009, 11:20 AM
Pedro
SoonersEnFuego
3/25/2009, 01:41 PM
wee wee
I have to admit, this one made me laugh. Mainly because I just read all the filthy ones before it (Crucifax) and then run up on WeeWee. Funny.
XingTheRubicon
3/25/2009, 04:13 PM
oh, and "special purpose."
Frozen Sooner
3/25/2009, 04:32 PM
NAVIN!
mikeelikee
3/25/2009, 09:25 PM
Chode. As in, "Chomp my chode"!
mikeelikee
3/25/2009, 09:26 PM
Bishop. As in, "Beat the Bishop"!
mikeelikee
3/25/2009, 09:26 PM
Monkey. As in, "Spank the monkey"!
XingTheRubicon
3/25/2009, 09:30 PM
I believe Buster Bluth referred to his equipment as "Linus and the Charlie Browns."
the_ouskull
3/26/2009, 09:35 PM
My favorite "funny" word: Crank.
My favorite word: The root.
the_ouskull
Crucifax Autumn
3/26/2009, 09:43 PM
Wang - Uniting more American families before 6 am than most acts do all day.
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