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Frozen Sooner
3/23/2009, 07:20 PM
I think it is.

royalfan5
3/23/2009, 07:24 PM
I disagree, referring to your penis as your dork is way funnier.

Frozen Sooner
3/23/2009, 07:30 PM
That's definitely a good one. Though I think using "wang" as a verb is even funnier.

Last night I heard someone refer to the bit that gets excised in a bris as "calimari." I damn near choked.

King Crimson
3/23/2009, 07:42 PM
i heard once on a sports radio show that something like 80% of men had a "name" for the penis. Like Sgt. Franklin. i always thought that was kind of funny, the distinction. And i would aim higher than Sgt.

i bet there are many names other that "wang" that are funnier....

soonerinabilene
3/23/2009, 08:00 PM
i call mine The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiahner cuz its good to have a blessed wang.

stoops the eternal pimp
3/23/2009, 08:06 PM
I think "pecker" is pretty funny in certain situations like Burt Reynolds in Striptease:" You set my pecker on fire"

stoops the eternal pimp
3/23/2009, 08:06 PM
I refer to mine as willy wonka by the way

Frozen Sooner
3/23/2009, 08:10 PM
i heard once on a sports radio show that something like 80% of men had a "name" for the penis. Like Sgt. Franklin. i always thought that was kind of funny, the distinction. And i would aim higher than Sgt.

i bet there are many names other that "wang" that are funnier....

Sargeants still have to stand to attention when confronted with slashes.

sooner2b09
3/23/2009, 08:51 PM
"Wang! Pay attention!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ&feature=related

Crucifax Autumn
3/23/2009, 08:57 PM
Schlong

OhU1
3/23/2009, 08:59 PM
Johnson

Long Duk Dong

Lott's Bandana
3/23/2009, 08:59 PM
Tallywacker

fadada1
3/23/2009, 09:28 PM
"Take it easy? I'm standing here with my dork in my hand!"

Jocko Dundee

BudSooner
3/23/2009, 09:28 PM
Pud.
Willie the one eyed wonder worm.
Tool.
Corso.


I'm sure there are others.

GottaHavePride
3/23/2009, 10:51 PM
Poseidon, Lord of the Deep

theresonly1OU
3/23/2009, 10:55 PM
Zeus.

Yes, ****ing Zeus.

soonerinabilene
3/23/2009, 10:56 PM
Lid

GottaHavePride
3/23/2009, 10:58 PM
"Plan B"

As in "Uh, oh, I guess we'll have to fall back on Plan B."

theresonly1OU
3/23/2009, 11:08 PM
B griff; because even a double team can't keep him from scoring.

bri
3/23/2009, 11:16 PM
Dr. Manhattan.

The Doctor is IN, baby!

King Crimson
3/23/2009, 11:19 PM
Frederick Exley, author of "A Fan's Notes".

the Frightful Hog.

tommieharris91
3/23/2009, 11:26 PM
Schlong, dick, richard, a few other words.

My weiner has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my weiner has a second name is M-E-Y-E-R...

yermom
3/23/2009, 11:36 PM
i'm still kinda fond of "The Captain"

yermom
3/23/2009, 11:40 PM
but Wang is still the best name for a computer vendor

Frozen Sooner
3/23/2009, 11:58 PM
but Wang is still the best name for a computer vendor

I'm kinda partial to Nerdcox.

John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 12:17 AM
"John Thomas"

Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 12:19 AM
Invader Zim

John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 12:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6vm9ce0mos
Tallywacker

"Can we call it a tallywhacker?"

Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 12:29 AM
Mr. Truculent

John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 12:55 AM
The Icon. The Headliner. The Showstopper. The Main Event.

Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 12:59 AM
The Lionheart

John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 01:01 AM
Saint Thomas Aquinas.

Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 01:04 AM
Rumble Fish

KC//CRIMSON
3/24/2009, 01:07 AM
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III

stoops the eternal pimp
3/24/2009, 01:09 AM
larry bird

tommieharris91
3/24/2009, 01:33 AM
Wilt Chamberlain

Crucifax Autumn
3/24/2009, 01:35 AM
Mr. Big!

Rod

Durbin

Rainmaker

Puking Earthworm

Vomiting Snake

Little Cru

plumbsplitter

cherry popper

*** spelunker

...the rest are too dirty for out fine mods and wimmins!

John Kochtoston
3/24/2009, 01:49 AM
Penis.

AlbqSooner
3/24/2009, 06:25 AM
Richard - cuz Dick is for short.

MrJimBeam
3/24/2009, 07:26 AM
"The Seed Sower."

crawfish
3/24/2009, 07:46 AM
wee wee

BudSooner
3/24/2009, 08:06 AM
Stanley the real mutha....****in power tool. :D

homerSimpsonsBrain
3/24/2009, 10:14 AM
The incredible heat seaking moisture missle

The Taepodong 9 (subject to premature explosion 48 seconds after lift off).

Thor

Mr Happy

TheUnnamedSooner
3/24/2009, 05:23 PM
George Washington

Chuck Bao
3/24/2009, 05:33 PM
Water buffalo.

SanJoaquinSooner
3/24/2009, 05:44 PM
The Unit.

Frozen Sooner
3/24/2009, 05:46 PM
Mr. Lincoln

goingoneight
3/24/2009, 05:58 PM
Brain

SanJoaquinSooner
3/24/2009, 06:24 PM
My Magic Juand

XingTheRubicon
3/25/2009, 08:16 AM
crank

Turd_Ferguson
3/25/2009, 08:22 AM
"Southern Alabama Black Snake".

C&CDean
3/25/2009, 10:49 AM
Did y'all know that Eve was the first computer operator? She had an apple in one hand, and a wang in the other.

It's very well documented on this board that my swollen manhood is simply called "ol' gus."

soonermix
3/25/2009, 11:20 AM
Pedro

SoonersEnFuego
3/25/2009, 01:41 PM
wee wee
I have to admit, this one made me laugh. Mainly because I just read all the filthy ones before it (Crucifax) and then run up on WeeWee. Funny.

XingTheRubicon
3/25/2009, 04:13 PM
oh, and "special purpose."

Frozen Sooner
3/25/2009, 04:32 PM
NAVIN!

mikeelikee
3/25/2009, 09:25 PM
Chode. As in, "Chomp my chode"!

mikeelikee
3/25/2009, 09:26 PM
Bishop. As in, "Beat the Bishop"!

mikeelikee
3/25/2009, 09:26 PM
Monkey. As in, "Spank the monkey"!

XingTheRubicon
3/25/2009, 09:30 PM
I believe Buster Bluth referred to his equipment as "Linus and the Charlie Browns."

Dio
3/25/2009, 11:01 PM
Twig and berries

the_ouskull
3/26/2009, 09:35 PM
My favorite "funny" word: Crank.

My favorite word: The root.

the_ouskull

Crucifax Autumn
3/26/2009, 09:43 PM
Wang - Uniting more American families before 6 am than most acts do all day.