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JohnnyMack
3/16/2009, 03:43 PM
...bought his way into the tournament.
tommieharris91
3/16/2009, 03:55 PM
...is in the KKK.
Curly Bill
3/16/2009, 03:56 PM
...is a tax cheat.
CrimsonJim
3/16/2009, 04:09 PM
...likes the young wimmins.
sooner2b09
3/16/2009, 04:26 PM
...who?
JohnnyMack
3/16/2009, 04:34 PM
...keeps a Jelani Gardner voodoo doll in his desk drawer.
Curly Bill
3/16/2009, 04:37 PM
...thinks Kelly Clarkson needs some more meat on her bones.
Curly Bill
3/16/2009, 04:41 PM
...thinks the Bozeman Trail is named after him.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bozeman_Trail
JohnnyMack
3/16/2009, 07:25 PM
...doesn't see a problem with the AIG execs getting those bonuses.
Frozen Sooner
3/16/2009, 07:30 PM
Spends less on whores than he does players.
Frozen Sooner
3/16/2009, 07:30 PM
Pulls the "Do you know who I am" card at the gate at Dulles.
Rock Hard Corn Frog
3/16/2009, 08:37 PM
is a horndog hundredaire.
Explodo
3/16/2009, 09:14 PM
...has a detachable penis
badger
3/17/2009, 12:11 PM
...paid me $30,000 to give this thread five stars.
sooner59
3/17/2009, 12:33 PM
...still isn't sure what state his school is in.
sooner59
3/17/2009, 12:33 PM
...will be asking Blake Griffin for autographs "for his kids" during timeouts.
badger
3/17/2009, 12:45 PM
...with the paying recruits option out the window, is taking text message lessons from a former Indiana coach for alternative ways to recruit illegally.
JohnnyMack
3/17/2009, 10:25 PM
...impregnated Nadia Suleman.
CrimsonJim
3/17/2009, 10:47 PM
...keeps a Suzanne M. Wilson voodoo doll in his desk drawer.
Frozen Sooner
3/17/2009, 10:51 PM
Signed all his friends' yearbooks "Love the BOOZEman."
King Crimson
3/17/2009, 10:59 PM
...knows what it's like to spend a "Night on Disco Mountain".
Frozen Sooner
3/17/2009, 11:02 PM
...Floods internet message boards with pictures of Strawberry Canyon and sells windchimes in the offseason.
King Crimson
3/17/2009, 11:19 PM
heh.

...tucks his shirts into his briefs.
tommieharris91
3/17/2009, 11:37 PM
...think Blake Griffin is one of the best 3 or 4 sophomores in college basketball this season.
badger
3/18/2009, 08:33 AM
... is the coach the movie "Blue Chips" is based off of. Beware of "ball kicking incidents."
Explodo
3/18/2009, 08:45 AM
...bought some Sham-Wow's and 3 Snuggies
badger
3/18/2009, 08:55 AM
... has his players practice passing drills with sea urchins so when gameday comes, they'll be less prone to turnover the non-spikey ball.