Pants

[Penguin]

This has to be greatest invention ever. Where would our civilization be if there were no pants?


If you think 8% unemployment is bad, just imagine that nobody wore pants. Scary.

[OUDoc]

We wouldn't have to adjust ourselves if they were never invented.

[yermom]

http://www.thankyouchucknorris.com/images/venn_pants.gif

[OUDoc]

Boo to penguin.

[King Crimson]

Romans used to make fun of people who wore pants.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Without pants, Hillary would have been elected President. Nobody would have voted for an Obama in a skirt.

[badger]

Pants (or pantaloons) are worn during colder temperatures. You usually don't see people wearing pantaloons during 100 degree weather.


Pants is also a phrase (started by Jackson Tate) uttered during times of disgust, anger, or anger.

Dare somebody to edit this entry :D

[Chuck Bao]

Dare somebody to edit this entry :D

I do not dare. The Badger wears the pants.

[OUDoc]

Without lamps, there'd be no light.

[badger]

Without pants, there'd be no plight.

[Frozen Sooner]

Romans used to make fun of people who wore pants.

They also used to kill Jesus.

[King Crimson]

They also used to kill Jesus.

sure, but they only did that once.

[Penguin]

Pants > sex


There. I said it. I said what everybody is thinking.

[SoonerProphet]

http://www.tedsclothiers.com/productimages/Microfiber%20Slack.jpg

I don't mind a good pair of slacks.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8121/dlcreditsworldwidepants.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dlcreditsworldwidepants.jpg)

[Czar Soonerov]

Without pants, there'd be no pleat.

fixed

[swardboy]

I do believe I'm happy in my pants. Yes, yes I am...

[12]

As silly as it looks, walking around in a sheet all day must be VERY comfortable compared to pants.

[Okla-homey]

FWIW, a kilt is a very comfortable and infinitely more flexible alternative to pants. One can run, jump, sit, fight, climb a mountain, have secks, pee and poop, all without disrobing or otherwise dropping one's kilt.

[Preservation Parcels]

Pants > sex


There. I said it. I said what everybody is thinking.


You must not be doing it right. ;)

[yermom]

FWIW, a kilt is a very comfortable and infinitely more flexible alternative to pants. One can run, jump, sit, fight, climb a mountain, have secks, pee and poop, all without disrobing or otherwise dropping one's kilt.

someone's been talking to "The Brotherhood"

[Harry Beanbag]

I'm not wearing any right now.

[Penguin]

You must not be doing it right. ;)

It's possible to live your entire life without having sex. However, you can't live your entire life without wearing pants at least once. Therefore, wearing pants is higher on the human's needs list than sex.

[Frozen Sooner]

FWIW, a kilt is a very comfortable and infinitely more flexible alternative to pants. One can run, jump, sit, fight, climb a mountain, have secks, pee and poop, all without disrobing or otherwise dropping one's kilt.

Someone's been reading Heinlein. :D

[Chuck Bao]

As good as it must feel, some guys with knobby knees shouldn’t really wear a kilt next to the monarch.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/scotguardandhmthequeen.jpg

[Mjcpr]

I think that is the dude from SNL.

[Chuck Bao]

I think that is the dude from SNL.

No, it’s this guy that forgot both his breeches and his underwear.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/kilt.jpg

Scots, they may not be the brightest, but they be the bravest.