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Jerk
2/26/2009, 09:19 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2275504.eceA SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.
One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”



too bad they won't be able to close the casket tee hee :D

olevetonahill
2/26/2009, 09:22 PM
They said he wasnt wearin Nuthin but a smile ;)

King Crimson
2/26/2009, 09:30 PM
wow. he out the same way he came in.

Whet
2/26/2009, 09:33 PM
The term "stiff" definitely applies to this deceased sole...

olevetonahill
2/26/2009, 09:52 PM
He was a "HARD " man

yermom
2/26/2009, 10:01 PM
he didn't even need a million dollars

tommieharris91
2/26/2009, 10:13 PM
I bet the funeral people will have a lot of fun dealing with his rigamortis...

swardboy
2/26/2009, 10:43 PM
All that was left was a hunka hunka burnin' love....

RacerX
2/26/2009, 11:13 PM
laid to rest

Dio
2/26/2009, 11:57 PM
see you at the gallows pole

SteelClip49
2/27/2009, 10:16 AM
Robin Williams..."Come on Kids get the Horseshoes, Pete would have wanted it that way."

Boomer_Sooner_sax
2/27/2009, 01:49 PM
This my friends, is how I want to die!

Oldnslo
2/27/2009, 02:53 PM
d00d came and went.

LoyalFan
2/28/2009, 01:04 AM
And he be pole-vaultin' the stairway to heavennnnnn.

LF

OU_PhD
2/28/2009, 01:12 AM
He had a little too much in n out burger

LoyalFan
2/28/2009, 01:14 AM
I blame global warming.

Sincerely,

Al Gore
Nutjob

GrapevineSooner
2/28/2009, 08:53 AM
So oldnslo already used that variation of a joke from Basic Instinct.

Hmmm...

That's no way to get a-head in life.

olevetonahill
2/28/2009, 09:11 AM
Just a Kum an Go guy