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bri
2/16/2009, 02:13 PM
Randy Moller is the play-by-play man for the Florida Panthers, and while I really could care less about hockey, these are some of the greatest goal calls evar.

EVAR.

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JohnnyMack
2/16/2009, 02:28 PM
Joe C. should hire him yesterday.
Pricetag
2/16/2009, 02:34 PM
Brilliant. The guy found a tactic that will keep people listening, with an endless supply of material to draw from.
bri
2/16/2009, 02:52 PM
It's hard to keep hockey interesting. I applaud his efforts.
Partial Qualifier
2/16/2009, 05:21 PM
That's freakin' awesome. Seriously, this isn't audio-farked?
bri
2/16/2009, 05:32 PM
It's tripple-dipple verified. This is the guy's actual live calls.
KC//CRIMSON
2/16/2009, 05:37 PM
Mom! The meatloaf!
bri
2/16/2009, 05:44 PM
I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN!!

That guy almost makes me want to root for the Panthers. Or care about hockey period.
Crucifax Autumn
2/16/2009, 05:47 PM
What's in the Box???!!!!
KC//CRIMSON
2/16/2009, 06:09 PM
GET OFF MY LAWN!!
SoonerStormchaser
2/16/2009, 06:12 PM
I like the dude who works the AAC during Dallas Stars games...
OUMallen
2/16/2009, 09:05 PM
I LOLed.
Boomer.....
2/17/2009, 08:25 AM
Joe C. should hire him yesterday.

Bob Barry Sr. is just as entertaining.
Paperclip
2/17/2009, 11:25 AM
What's in the Box???!!!!

I'm not sure that was a line from Seven. It could have just as easily been from Hoffa.
SoonersEnFuego
2/17/2009, 11:53 AM
He needs to break out with "Now Go get MY SHINEBOX!!!"
KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2009, 11:55 AM
or THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!
Partial Qualifier
2/17/2009, 12:00 PM
HE SCORES!! YOU KNOW YOUR UNCLE MORT.. HE PETS THE ONE-EYED SNAKE FIVE OR SIX TIMES PER DAY!!
bri
2/17/2009, 12:23 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES!!! OLAF, METAL FACE!!!
KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2009, 12:27 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES!! DUDE, THAT GOALIE WAS PISSED ABOUT SOMETHING!!
bri
2/17/2009, 12:31 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!!
KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2009, 12:52 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES!! BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER!!
bri
2/17/2009, 01:37 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! IT'S GOT A DEATH CURSE!!
Partial Qualifier
2/17/2009, 02:18 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN !!
bri
2/17/2009, 03:06 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! THAT'S NO MOON, IT'S A SPACE STATION!!!
KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2009, 06:45 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!
bri
2/17/2009, 06:52 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! PUT THE F*CKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!
KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2009, 07:21 PM
He shoots.....HE SCORES! TINA, YOU FAT LARD, COME GET SOME DINNER!!
bri
2/17/2009, 07:31 PM
He shoots.....HE SCORES! BEARF*CKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!?
KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2009, 07:48 PM
He shoots.....HE SCORES! IF THINGS GO WELL I MIGHT BE SHOWING HER MY O-FACE!! OH! OH! OH!
bri
2/17/2009, 07:55 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! TONIGHT, AT THE PIT, EVERYONE GETS LAID!!
KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2009, 09:07 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!!
bri
2/17/2009, 09:35 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!
KC//CRIMSON
2/17/2009, 11:22 PM
He shoots....HE SCORES! EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!!
bri
2/18/2009, 12:07 AM
He shoots....HE SCORES! STUNT C*CK!!!
Pricetag
2/18/2009, 11:02 AM
You guys need to throw something about Boemeister in there--he seems to be in on every goal.
bri
2/18/2009, 11:52 AM
"Stunt c*ck" is his nickname. :D

He shoots....HE SCORES! WHO IS THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM?!?
KC//CRIMSON
3/20/2009, 10:16 AM
It's hard to keep hockey interesting.

Oh Contrair Mofrair! I am now officially a fan of this franchise.


http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/03/hockey-just-got-sexy-2
bri
3/20/2009, 10:51 AM
I was waiting for that story to appear here. The juvenile editing job on the nipples just ruins it for me.

Also, Volume II of Randy Moller goal calls is on YouTube now. They're somewhat lackluster.