Okla-homey
2/12/2009, 08:01 PM
Well amigos, we can't let the bicentennial of the Great Man's birthday pass without one further notice.
To wit, President Lincoln's last bowel movement, supposedly fished from a Ford's Theater crapper, can be viewed at the "Dime Museum" in Baltimore. The turd was proven to be a fraud when anal-ysis (pardon the pun) showed it contained Necco wafers, which were'nt invented until 1866, a year after his death.
Nevertheless, the Lincoln log remains the museum's most popular exhibit.
To wit, President Lincoln's last bowel movement, supposedly fished from a Ford's Theater crapper, can be viewed at the "Dime Museum" in Baltimore. The turd was proven to be a fraud when anal-ysis (pardon the pun) showed it contained Necco wafers, which were'nt invented until 1866, a year after his death.
Nevertheless, the Lincoln log remains the museum's most popular exhibit.