Where's Joaquin Phoenix?

[KC//CRIMSON]

This is brilliant.

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[Viking Kitten]

Jebus. You'd think after the whole Viper room thing, dude would stay away from the chemicals and such.

[8timechamps]

My theory continues to be proven.

The more famous a person gets, the more removed from reality they are.

Michael Jackson, Madonna, Britney Spears, Tom Cruise and now, apparently, Joaquin Phoenix.

[Hot Rod]

"What is everyone on?"

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

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[tbl]

This is all part of some Andy Kaufman-esque schtick he's doing. I'm surprised Dave didn't get it...

[Oldnslo]

it worked out so well for Kaufman's career...

[KC//CRIMSON]

It's a hoax, people. Dave was in on it. He's doing a mocumentary about a celebrity meltdown followed by a Hollywood comeback.

[Viking Kitten]

That's funny stuff. "We owe Farrah Fawcett an apology." Heh.

[8timechamps]

Is it a hoax?

I've seen quite a bit of news on it. He's being filmed by Casey Afleck (as a documentary on his transition to hip hop).

It's not like Phoenix was a normal, clean, super-star to begin with.

[tbl]

It's definitely a hoax. It actually makes more sense that Dave was in on it, but he really pulled it off like he was genuinely ticked off.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Joaquin yells at the guy "I've got millions of dollars in my ****ing bank account, what do you got?" which lets me know right away this is a farce. With a cleverly-masked by a "documentary" heroin addiction like Joaquin's, he's lucky if has five maybe 10 bucks. Or a suitcase full of Pop Tarts.

Jump around!!

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[OUMallen]

Dear Lord.

[StoopTroup]

Joaquin will soon be so famous people will remember him dearly. :D ;)

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When the music is over Joaquin will still rap on.