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bri
2/4/2009, 04:50 PM
The hell? (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9474)


A man in Colorado Springs recently knocked over a couple of 7-11s while brandishing a Klingon Bat’leth. If there are any girls reading this, a Bat’leth is a Klingon longsword, first forged by Kahless around A.D. 625 according the ancient — oh nevermind.
The robber, described as “a white man in his 20s, wearing a black jacket, blue jeans and wearing a mask” robbed the first 7-11 at 145 N Spruce Street in Colorado Springs at 1:50 AM. The robber demanded money and left after getting an undisclosed amount of cash. According to reports, the clerk recognized the weapon “from the Star Trek TV series.” A half hour later the Bat’leth bandit struck again at a 7-11 at 2407 Union, but after the clerk refused to give him any money the robber (in a very un-Klingon-like move) fled the scene. Neither clerk was injured and the robber is still at large. [TrekMovie]
You have to admire the second clerk. “Wait, is that a Star Trek weapon? Gethefuggouddahere!” And that still went better than the time he tried to use a phaser, or do a pull up.

TheUnnamedSooner
2/6/2009, 05:47 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_11625687

Perhaps today is NOT a good day to die?

I Am Right
2/6/2009, 05:56 PM
What in the world is a klingon?, Oh never mind

OUHOMER
2/6/2009, 08:21 PM
What in the world is a klingon?, Oh never mind

I am an old man , and I know what a klingon is. Oh, just so you know they like rough sex :D

bri
2/6/2009, 09:27 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_11625687

Perhaps today is NOT a good day to die?

I am Worf, son of Mogh! I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got!