Sheesh. A lazy Sunday and there's not a thing on tv

[Penguin]

I'm watching "The Mating Habits of Brown Recluse Spiders" on PBS. What are you f'ing hillbillies watching?

[Viking Kitten]

Nothing. I'm in the car and I'm bored. Please tell me how fiddlebacks screw. TIA.

[OUHOMER]

Heh, spider porn