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bri
1/29/2009, 01:22 PM
Seriously? (http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=14353)


Chainsaw artist Sam Knowles works on his latest creation — a seven-and-one-half-foot tall Tim Tebag sculpture carved from a dead oak tree…

When asked about the sculpture’s weight, Knowles said that it weighs about one ton, but the roots are still in the ground “so I guess he weighs as much as the Earth.”Congratulations, Gator Fan. You've shot past Horn Fan, Tech Fan and even aggy on the list of Thouroughly Annoying Fanbases.
soonerboy_odanorth
1/29/2009, 01:31 PM
Dear Baby Jebus and/or Ceiling Cat,

Please send us to the National Championship game next year.

Please also send the University of Florida.

And if it is not asking too much, please let us steal Tim Tebow's cookies to put an end to this insanity.

kthxbai

Amen.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
1/29/2009, 01:32 PM
Shirley one excessively goofball Gator doesn't overcome the masses of drooling aggy we see all season long!
picasso
1/29/2009, 01:33 PM
that tharr is som fiiiiiine arts.
achiro
1/29/2009, 01:41 PM
Why bother with the * :rolleyes:
Partial Qualifier
1/29/2009, 01:48 PM
Why bother with the * :rolleyes:

it's more effective than "You have GOT to be ******* kidding me" ;)
1890MilesToNorman
1/29/2009, 01:52 PM
Give Nic Harris a running start and he would plant that rooted Tim Teabag oak tree in the furrow next door.
bri
1/29/2009, 03:00 PM
it's more effective than "You have GOT to be ******* kidding me" ;)

I hope I don't get reported for "circumventing the profanity filter". :D
KC//CRIMSON
1/29/2009, 03:13 PM
Up next: the Tebowchet, a giant catapult that can fling objects… almost as far as Tebow throws a football!!!
rainiersooner
1/29/2009, 03:15 PM
Give Nic Harris a running start and he would plant that rooted Tim Teabag oak tree in the furrow next door.

And his life would be better for the five minutes he spent next to Mr. Teabag.
bri
1/29/2009, 03:17 PM
I'm waiting for the follow-up story in six weeks about how once Tebow's visage was carved into that dead tree, it sprung back to life. BEHOLD, ANOTHER TEBOW MIRACLE!!!
rainiersooner
1/29/2009, 03:31 PM
I wish he would go and sit under a bhodi tree for five years like that kid in India.
sooner518
1/29/2009, 08:02 PM
needs more jorts
catsigater
1/29/2009, 10:38 PM
Give Nic Harris a running start and he would plant that rooted Tim Teabag oak tree in the furrow next door.

He couldn't do it to the real thing...
Crucifax Autumn
1/29/2009, 11:08 PM
Well, I guess unemployed floridians gotta pass the time somehow!
Czar Soonerov
1/30/2009, 12:38 AM
Got wood?
Edugator
1/30/2009, 10:21 AM
The name of the sculpture is Tim Treebow and is outside of a dinning establishment Gainesville, Fl. I'm sure there are no such trivialities in or around the OU campus. I am shocked however at the juvenile and vulgar attention that T. Tebow has been afforded on this board even 21 days after your lose. It was a football game.... Get over it!!
Czar Soonerov
1/30/2009, 11:09 AM
21 days?

We'll still be talking about him 2000 years from now.
Crucifax Autumn
1/30/2009, 11:18 AM
21 days?

We'll still be talking about him 2000 after our lose.

Edugatored
CrimsonJim
1/30/2009, 12:06 PM
The name of the sculpture is Tim Treebow and is outside of a dinning establishment Gainesville, Fl. I'm sure there are no such trivialities in or around the OU campus. I am shocked however at the juvenile and vulgar attention that T. The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiah has been afforded on this board even 21 days after your lose. It was a football game.... Get over it!!

Ok, just so I've got this straight; You took the time to set up a login to this forum, so you could say that, 20-some-odd days after our "lose"?? Along with victory comes its spoils I guess, but MAN, looks like YOU are the one that needs to get over it. You come on here biotching and wagging your finger after a victory - I can only imagine the wailing & gnashing of teeth had two plays gone differently in the red zone.
CrimsonJim
1/30/2009, 12:07 PM
Edugatored

Edug8ored?
C&CDean
1/30/2009, 12:13 PM
I'm just curious what one does in a "dinning" establishment.
IB4OU2
1/30/2009, 12:20 PM
It takes a pretty big man to weigh more than the earth.
CrimsonJim
1/30/2009, 12:22 PM
I'm just curious what one does in a "dinning" establishment.

I'm a guessin' it's a place ya go to make a lotta noise?? I know I sure could have used a dinning establishment after the MNC this year. :)
bri
1/30/2009, 01:06 PM
Apparently, their new graven idol has not cured them of spelling like incoherent swamp 'tards.
TUSooner
1/30/2009, 05:48 PM
The name of the sculpture is Tim Treebow and is outside of a dinning establishment Gainesville, Fl. I'm sure there are no such trivialities in or around the OU campus. I am shocked however at the juvenile and vulgar attention that T. The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiah has been afforded on this board even 21 days after your lose. It was a football game.... Get over it!!

Get losed!
Actually, stick around because I don't care. Just because you won the game doesn't mean your saviour Timbo and his fawning disciple-groupies get a free pass from us.
Actually, tim tebow has performed a real genuine miracle: He's convinced me to pull for LSU when they play the Grators next season.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
1/30/2009, 06:14 PM
Get losed!
Actually, The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiah has performed a real genuine miracle: He's convinced me to pull for LSU when they play the Grators next season.OooooNoooo! sorta like whorns vs domer!
SoonerBacker
1/30/2009, 06:39 PM
The name of the sculpture is Tim Treebow and is outside of a dinning establishment Gainesville, Fl. I'm sure there are no such trivialities in or around the OU campus. I am shocked however at the number of Gaytor fans still trolling on this board even 21 days after your lose. It was a football game.... Get over it!!



Fixed
CrimsonJim
1/30/2009, 07:44 PM
^ Yeah, what he said! Zactly!!
The Remnant
1/30/2009, 10:45 PM
Edugator, this is a SOONER message board. YOU "get over it"!
the_ouskull
1/30/2009, 11:43 PM
Why bother with the * :rolleyes:

I do it to show off how effortlessly I can use the Shift-8, but that's just me.

the_ouskull
CarolinaSoonerFan
1/31/2009, 02:00 PM
I need a chainsaw!!!!