Help with a caption

[The Maestro]

My mother in law is trying to win some contest and needs a caption for this photo of my kid. I knew the place to find a great one. Don't disappoint.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2115/194/97/1340290916/n1340290916_30253385_3842.jpg

[1890MilesToNorman]

Texas, I can smell it a mile away!

[SCOUT]

If you share the name of the contest, or even the group that is hosting it, it might help people customize their captions. Then again, it probably won't :D

[BudSooner]

My mother in law is trying to win some contest and needs a caption for this photo of my kid. I knew the place to find a great one. Don't disappoint.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2115/194/97/1340290916/n1340290916_30253385_3842.jpg
And this is how Sutton looked after the breathalyzer. :D

Stoolwater? Why do we go to Stoolwater?

Look, I'm Mack Brown after the Sooners got picked to play Florida.

Bitter Sippy Cup face.

I made a poo, not that one, this is one EVERYONE can be proud of.

I just got a PEEM from LAS. :D

[captain_surly]

That expression looks a little Popeyeish, I'd go with "I'm strong to the finish 'cause i eats me spinich".

[Chuck Bao]

See no evil, hear no evil, say no evil. There is nothing in there about what I may or may not have done.


An angelic face and plea the fifth. Don’t worry, I’ve got this down pat.

[setem]

You know what I mean Vern?

[Lott's Bandana]

"Don't laugh...Bobblehead Modeling pays very well."

[Curly Bill]

Vis peanut butter is makin my mouf stick.

[TMcGee86]

DO NOT WANT!