The Pledge

[soonervegas]

When are you people going to pledge your allegiance to....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51kAw4OTlA0

[Chuck Bao]

I pledge to do my best to keep the internet free for all people. Regardless of how silly and stupid and drunk I am, I will post. They may not understand or appreciate it, but there it is.

[Hot Rod]

It looks like Hollywood decided to all of a sudden start caring about America.

About time, chumps!

[47straight]

Wow. Talk about trying to do something good and going about it in a ridiculously creepy way.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I hope we don't have to memorize that! :eek:

I gave up watching after about a minute...

[Boomer Mooner]

Reminds me of the all the concerts all the celebs used to do for various feel good causes back in the 90's. You know where everyone is wearing their own headset and they sing a chorus and then they all take turns doin' a little riff.

I get all tingly.

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

I still can't figure out why we couldn't pledge all these things before now . . .

[BudSooner]

I pledge allegiance to take a ****, in the bowl I promise to hit.
For the next person who comes in next, on this crapper, I place a hex.
When winds are low, and odors are strong, i'll shake my willy known as my dong.
I'll grab the TP, and laugh as I leave, and listen to the bastard starting to heave.


I'm BudSooner, and I approve this message. :D