View Full Version : Dear Idiots,
JohnnyMack
1/22/2009, 04:28 PM
Stop ****ing up every thread you touch.
This includes you.
In this thread we will talk about important topics and if any of you ruin it I will duct tape you to a chair, set you on fire and push you down an elevator shaft.
Topic #1:
Who is cooler, Storm Shadow or Snake Eyes and why?
http://www.dailydadvice.com/uploaded_images/snakes_eyes_and_storm_shadow-761775.jpg
JohnnyMack
1/22/2009, 04:29 PM
http://bretbouchard.com/assets/images/blog/GI_Joe/top.jpg
Oldnslo
1/22/2009, 04:31 PM
But, how many 5 year-old's asses could Obama kick? I mean all at once, assuming they were normal 5 year-olds.
SicEmBaylor
1/22/2009, 04:35 PM
But, how many 5 year-old's asses could Obama kick? I mean all at once, assuming they were normal 5 year-olds.
I think you just ruined the thread and qualify as one of the aforementioned idiots. ;)
BillyBall
1/22/2009, 04:37 PM
I think you just ruined the thread and qualify as one of the aforementioned idiots. ;)
That was Bush's fault!!
Snake Eyes.
Storm Shadow was a ninja, but Snake Eyes was a ninja with an Uzi. :D
stoops the eternal pimp
1/22/2009, 04:53 PM
I have to agree...Snake Eyes
BlondeSoonerGirl
1/22/2009, 04:54 PM
It's National Pie Day.
LilSooner
1/22/2009, 04:58 PM
I'm going to start negging people. I may be tiny but I pack a big negger.
I have to agree...Snake Eyes
Plus, Snake Eyes tapped Scarlett. Game, set, match.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/GIJoeDeclassified2B.png
LilSooner
1/22/2009, 04:59 PM
Oh and I hate you all.
Geez, sounds like Rhino needs to stop keeping the Prozac on the high shelves.
achiro
1/22/2009, 05:03 PM
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/rabbit_pancake.jpg
stoops the eternal pimp
1/22/2009, 05:06 PM
Uzi>samurai sword, long bow, throwing stars and nunchuks
http://www.yojoe.com/action/84/84card/stormshadow86b.jpg
stoops the eternal pimp
1/22/2009, 05:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/JMPTX/thunderdome/Week%2046/Group%20C/SnakeEyesScarlett.jpg
stoops the eternal pimp
1/22/2009, 05:11 PM
http://bretbouchard.com/assets/images/blog/GI_Joe/snake_eyes_back.jpg
Viking Kitten
1/22/2009, 05:12 PM
I'm going to start negging people. I may be tiny but I pack a big negger.
Negger please.
stoops the eternal pimp
1/22/2009, 05:12 PM
Its like a d*mn geek bomb went off in my office when this thread started
stoops the eternal pimp
1/22/2009, 05:13 PM
http://bretbouchard.com/assets/images/blog/GI_Joe/top.jpg
sorry JM, my crappy eyes couldn't read the small print
LilSooner
1/22/2009, 05:14 PM
Negger please.
I gots nuttin but spek for you.:D
Frozen Sooner
1/22/2009, 05:14 PM
I'm disturbed by the many militant zionist comments in this thread.
;)
LilSooner
1/22/2009, 05:15 PM
Geez, sounds like Rhino needs to stop keeping the Prozac on the high shelves.
You on the other hand, slappy. :mad:
Harry Beanbag
1/22/2009, 05:18 PM
I'm going to start negging people. I may be tiny but I pack a big negger.
I'm getting sick and tired of all these racist comments on the board this week. ;)
Oldnslo
1/22/2009, 05:18 PM
FWIW, I thought my comment was gold. GOLD, I TELL YA!
You on the other hand, slappy. :mad:
Bring it, Tiny Forward. My ankles ain't scared.
stoops the eternal pimp
1/22/2009, 05:27 PM
I can't believe you'ins are messing up a snake eyes/storm shadow comparison thread....Girls are always messin things up when the boys break out the GI Joes..
You really could have stopped after "Girls are always messin things up". Universal truths are universal; no need to limit them with specifics.
JohnnyMack
1/22/2009, 05:50 PM
Alright let's move on.
Topic #2:
How do I go about getting Elizabeth Hurley in the sack?
Harry Beanbag
1/22/2009, 05:51 PM
"The" sack or "a" sack? It's a finer point, but an important one.
JohnnyMack
1/22/2009, 05:54 PM
The ultimate goal is "the" sack but if to get there I have to use "a" sack, I'm OK with that.
Viking Kitten
1/22/2009, 06:41 PM
Wait... what kind of "sack" are we talking about?
achiro
1/22/2009, 07:01 PM
Alright let's move on.
Topic #2:
How do I go about getting Elizabeth Hurley in the sack?
Just tell her the truth, you're gay and want to give her a mani-pedi
Harry Beanbag
1/22/2009, 07:23 PM
Wait... what kind of "sack" are we talking about?
What kind of sack do you want to talk about?
SouthFortySooner
1/22/2009, 07:33 PM
I do believe the highbrow warshington types would call it, "a bag".
Alright let's move on.
Topic #2:
How do I go about getting Elizabeth Hurley in the sack?
http://www.chloroform.co.uk/chloroform.gif
http://www.michaeloconnell.com/van/oldvan2med.jpg
KC//CRIMSON
1/22/2009, 07:40 PM
This thread is boring.
What do you say we round up a bunch of AK's and overthrow the government!
Can we do it in a rape van?
KC//CRIMSON
1/22/2009, 07:50 PM
Hell yeah we can! We can do it in a rape van with an eight track!
Viking Kitten
1/22/2009, 08:04 PM
Can we put a whistle tip on the rape van? You know... for decoration.
Sure thing, lady. Why don't you go ahead and go to the back of the van to put it on for us?
*soaks rag with chloroform*
Viking Kitten
1/22/2009, 08:14 PM
Try it and you'll be whistling "Dixie" out of your bunghole, Rebel dude.
That's right, fight back. All the better.
I'm kind of creepin' myself out here.
JohnnyMack
1/22/2009, 09:19 PM
I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.
BudSooner
1/22/2009, 09:43 PM
This thread went to hell faster than I thought.
SoonerStormchaser
1/22/2009, 10:09 PM
I still have my Storm Shadow GI Joe action figure from 1989...it's the only one I ever saved.
sitzpinkler
1/22/2009, 11:41 PM
I still have my Storm Shadow GI Joe action figure from 1989...it's the only one I ever saved.
this thread has moved beyond G.I. Joe, just go back a page or so...
RacerX
1/22/2009, 11:53 PM
this thread has moved beyond G.I. Joe, just go back a page or so...
The thread has. He...never will.
KC//CRIMSON
1/23/2009, 12:10 AM
Try it and you'll be whistling "Dixie" out of your bunghole, Rebel dude.
Say, are you about a size???........thwap!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3219256458_49e5be66fe_o.jpg
8timechamps
1/23/2009, 12:45 AM
If we can get Mr. Rubb to drive the rape van (with a whistle), I'm in.
http://img2.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2664225.jpg
Yeah, the rape van goes WOOO-WOOO, but that's only in the mo'nin'!
Crucifax Autumn
1/23/2009, 01:42 AM
I likes to ate penut buter frum a spun!
Viking Kitten
1/23/2009, 08:16 AM
Say, are you about a size???........thwap!
Mister, I'm gonna keel your doag!! I'm gonna keel Precious!!!
SoonersEnFuego
1/23/2009, 08:34 AM
Snake Eyes for sure!
Is this even a question? pffft.
Well yes, it was posed as a question.
Now, is it open to debate? Hells naw.
stoops the eternal pimp
1/23/2009, 10:06 AM
Alright let's move on.
Topic #2:
How do I go about getting Elizabeth Hurley in the sack?
Shakin the snake at her and saying "I'm about to mount this here filly!" always works
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