One thing we're overlooked in all this hoo-hah... [Archive]

bri

1/20/2009, 11:45 PM

...Tonight, Barack Obama is gonna get laid harder than any man has ever gotten laid in the history of getting laid, ever.

uumJvdw9Eks

SoonerTerry

1/20/2009, 11:52 PM

damn youtuber blocker

KABOOKIE

1/20/2009, 11:53 PM

I hope for his sake it isn't Michelle. geeeack.

8timechamps

1/21/2009, 12:09 AM

I suppose it's better than imagining W. makin' magic with Barb...

yeeeeesh.

OklahomaTuba

1/21/2009, 12:11 AM

I hope for his sake it isn't Michelle. geeeack.

http://www.waterholes.com/~dennette/1996/st_worf2.jpg

They kinda dress alike.

IBleedCrimson

1/21/2009, 12:14 AM

I suppose it's better than imagining W. makin' magic with Barb...

yeeeeesh.

u mean laura? lol :)

8timechamps

1/21/2009, 12:17 AM

u mean laura? lol :)

Yeah!

Damn, I just got a really bad mental picture!

bri

1/21/2009, 12:21 AM

Or, alternately, H.W. makin' it with Babs.

8timechamps

1/21/2009, 12:22 AM

Or, alternately, H.W. makin' it with Babs.

Either way, the thought makes me feel like my brain has been raped by a monkey with three cocks.

IBleedCrimson

1/21/2009, 12:22 AM

Yeah!

Damn, I just got a really bad mental picture!

lol i was praying to the good lord you were mistaken.

IBleedCrimson

1/21/2009, 12:23 AM

http://bamapachyderm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/michelleobama.jpg

obama's in for a good time. look how big her mouth gets

IBleedCrimson

1/21/2009, 12:25 AM

Either way, the thought makes me feel like my brain has been raped by a monkey with three cocks.

this thread should be titled "horrible mental images"

salth2o

1/21/2009, 09:36 AM

The though of being laid by Chaka is not appealing.

http://www.pheistyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/chaka.jpg

TheHumanAlphabet

1/21/2009, 10:06 AM

I'd much rather have Laura in bed than Chaka...

bri

1/21/2009, 10:11 AM

The though of being laid by Chaka is not appealing.

http://www.pheistyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/chaka.jpg

Mmmm, borderline racism. It's not just for breakfast anymore!

TheHumanAlphabet

1/21/2009, 10:48 AM

So is using a fictionalized character to describe an attribute (a rather high forehead...) racist?

Chaka and Worf do not exist, they are fictional characters. Just asking...

SoonersEnFuego

1/21/2009, 10:56 AM

Yes, Michelle is hideous. The media was talking about how elegant her ensemble was, but I couldn't get past her freaking Freddy Krueger forehead.

TheHumanAlphabet

1/21/2009, 11:04 AM

Yes, Michelle is hideous. The media was talking about how elegant her ensemble was, but I couldn't get past her freaking Freddy Krueger forehead.

These idiots are tripping over themselves over looking everything they wrote about Bush's events and writing just the opposite regarding Barry (reminds me of the SNL sketch about Barry (as Jesus)) on NBC). If she actually showed up in a burlap sack, they would still describe her as elegant. That dress looked like a prom dress gone bad...

jkjsooner

1/21/2009, 11:13 AM

http://www.waterholes.com/~dennette/1996/st_worf2.jpg

They kinda dress alike.

I'm not sure why it really matters but I thought she was dressed very nice yesterday. I know you guys like the old lady from Texas look so the elegant fashion thing isn't your thing...

And she is a quite attractive lady. By far the most attractive since Kennedy.

8timechamps

1/21/2009, 11:16 AM

And she is a quite attractive lady.

Now would be the perfect time for you to add "IMO".

Just sayin'

JohnnyMack

1/21/2009, 11:25 AM

Someone should start a sour grapes thread or something.

StoopTroup

1/21/2009, 11:42 AM

Love is blind....but both of them are ugly in the mirror.

It's nice to see two folks who love each other for themselves.

Good on them.

soonerboomer93

1/21/2009, 11:58 AM

...Tonight, Barack Obama is gonna get laid harder than any man has ever gotten laid in the history of getting laid, ever.

uumJvdw9Eks

[obligatory anti-media comment]only if he wasn't too worn out from the press blowing him all day[/obligatory anti-media comment]

;)

KC//CRIMSON

1/21/2009, 12:58 PM

Someone should start a sour grapes thread or something.

They're just pissed they don't get to *fap* to Palin for the next four years.

Hey, guys. You could always *fap* to Guns & Ammo.

TheHumanAlphabet

1/21/2009, 01:10 PM

Okay, I know I'm not with it, but what's fap?

BigRedJed

1/21/2009, 01:15 PM

http://knitemare.org/cats/keyboard.jpg

JohnnyMack

1/21/2009, 01:18 PM

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/p1x3l4t3d/Lawl/you-fap-to-that.jpg

Viking Kitten

1/21/2009, 01:20 PM

Urban Dictionary is your friend. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap)

TheHumanAlphabet

1/21/2009, 01:45 PM

Thanks, was going to Wiki that next. If you has used the term "turning Japanese" then I would have got that...I guess that ages me - huh?

bri

1/21/2009, 02:11 PM

You know what else ages you?

Fapping.

SoonersEnFuego

1/21/2009, 03:47 PM

Fap:
Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is an inherited disorder characterized by cancer of the large intestine (colon) and rectum.

SoonersEnFuego

1/21/2009, 03:48 PM

I'd rather have "FAP" than *fap* to Michelle.

BigRedJed

1/21/2009, 04:02 PM

Wow. You'd rather have colorectal cancer than to toss a harmless one off to pics of a lady you don't like? You must REALLY hate her. I'd rather fap to I Morley Safer and Andy Rooney having sexy times -- every day, for the rest of my life -- than have colorectal cancer. Maybe it's just me.

soonerboomer93

1/21/2009, 04:16 PM

You know what else ages you?

Fapping.

you did have a lot of grey at the Tech tailgate

JohnnyMack

1/21/2009, 04:23 PM

you did have a lot of grey at the Tech tailgate

Bri pre-fapping:

http://idiotsyncrasies.com/uploaded_images/SenatorPalpatine-729395.jpg

Bri post-fapping:

http://www.ugo.com/movies/who-is-the-coolest-star-wars-character/images/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg