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OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 11:01 AM
Lets get it started!!
Candy miracles
Clothed in The One's radiance
Unicorn farts for all
Veritas
1/20/2009, 12:15 PM
Doing my taxes.
Next year they will be higher.
**** you, Obama.
Pricetag
1/20/2009, 01:02 PM
Partisan red ***
And cleverness do not mix.
Five syllables, please.
TUSooner
1/20/2009, 01:10 PM
Rush’s parrots squawk.
They already know it all:
"Listen? Me? No thanks!"
I Am Right
1/20/2009, 01:24 PM
Whats up with the "whites get right" comment. sounds racist to me
TUSooner
1/20/2009, 01:50 PM
Whats up with the "whites get right" comment. sounds racist to me
That's not a haiku!!
The words were dumb and racist.
But please, a HAIKU !!
TMcGee86
1/20/2009, 02:39 PM
In comes Obama
Out goes George W. Bush
May God help us all
TMcGee86
1/20/2009, 02:43 PM
Barrack v. Teblow
In a cage match to the death
messiah take all
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 02:51 PM
hell has frozen over
cardinals in superbowl
obama has come
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 02:51 PM
Mr. President
My mortgage is due the first
Just an FYI
Veritas
1/20/2009, 06:13 PM
Hi there, employee.
Inauguration watching?
Pack your crap and leave.
Veritas
1/20/2009, 06:19 PM
Obama voter?
If his tax kills my income,
Your *** is fired.
(this is kinda fun).
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 06:24 PM
Michelle Obama
Wears Gold Klingon Battledress
Who shot the curtains?
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 06:30 PM
Fellatio is
really the highest form of
Patriotism
soonerscuba
1/20/2009, 06:31 PM
Treason Tuba shouts
Two years later he stops
Now he shouts again
TUSooner
1/20/2009, 06:33 PM
Michelle Obama
Wears Gold Klingon Battledress
Who shot the curtains?
Now, that is funny.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Ha ha ha ha, sigh
That parade was long
Next time please help us all enjoy
NASA goes by first
BudSooner
1/20/2009, 07:39 PM
Michelle Obama
Wears Gold Klingon Battledress
Who shot the curtains?
Seriously, it did look like a curtain from the '70's. :D
landrun
1/20/2009, 07:48 PM
Obama is Prez
Geithner heads up I.R.S.
Corruption goes on
Vaevictis
1/20/2009, 08:12 PM
Fellatio is
really the highest form of
Patriotism
Tuba knows it's true
Keeps a jar of Bush release
He earned on his knees
He's really just mad
Bush broke it off; it is done.
No more midnight snacks.
swardboy
1/20/2009, 08:21 PM
White guy must embrace
Everything that is right.
All others get pass.
swardboy
1/20/2009, 08:25 PM
Is Obama Prez?
Oath is screwed up by Chief J.
Constitution fail.
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 10:48 PM
slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp,
ah, deeper, deeper, slurp, slurp;
slurp, slurp, slurp, swallow.
Holy ****!!!:eek:
OklahomaTuba
1/21/2009, 10:06 PM
Michelle Obama
Wears Gold Klingon Battledress
Who shot the curtains?
Heh.
http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0901/a_obama_oval_0121.jpg
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