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OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 11:01 AM
Lets get it started!!

Candy miracles
Clothed in The One's radiance
Unicorn farts for all
Veritas
1/20/2009, 12:15 PM
Doing my taxes.
Next year they will be higher.
**** you, Obama.
Pricetag
1/20/2009, 01:02 PM
Partisan red ***
And cleverness do not mix.
Five syllables, please.
TUSooner
1/20/2009, 01:10 PM
Rush’s parrots squawk.
They already know it all:
"Listen? Me? No thanks!"
I Am Right
1/20/2009, 01:24 PM
Whats up with the "whites get right" comment. sounds racist to me
TUSooner
1/20/2009, 01:50 PM
Whats up with the "whites get right" comment. sounds racist to me

That's not a haiku!!
The words were dumb and racist.
But please, a HAIKU !!
TMcGee86
1/20/2009, 02:39 PM
In comes Obama
Out goes George W. Bush
May God help us all
TMcGee86
1/20/2009, 02:43 PM
Barrack v. Teblow
In a cage match to the death
messiah take all
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 02:51 PM
hell has frozen over
cardinals in superbowl
obama has come
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 02:51 PM
Mr. President
My mortgage is due the first
Just an FYI
Veritas
1/20/2009, 06:13 PM
Hi there, employee.
Inauguration watching?
Pack your crap and leave.
Veritas
1/20/2009, 06:19 PM
Obama voter?
If his tax kills my income,
Your *** is fired.

(this is kinda fun).
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 06:24 PM
Michelle Obama
Wears Gold Klingon Battledress
Who shot the curtains?
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 06:30 PM
Fellatio is
really the highest form of
Patriotism
soonerscuba
1/20/2009, 06:31 PM
Treason Tuba shouts
Two years later he stops
Now he shouts again
TUSooner
1/20/2009, 06:33 PM
Michelle Obama
Wears Gold Klingon Battledress
Who shot the curtains?

Now, that is funny.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Ha ha ha ha, sigh
12
1/20/2009, 07:07 PM
That parade was long
Next time please help us all enjoy
NASA goes by first
BudSooner
1/20/2009, 07:39 PM
Michelle Obama
Wears Gold Klingon Battledress
Who shot the curtains?
Seriously, it did look like a curtain from the '70's. :D
landrun
1/20/2009, 07:48 PM
Obama is Prez
Geithner heads up I.R.S.
Corruption goes on
Vaevictis
1/20/2009, 08:12 PM
Fellatio is
really the highest form of
Patriotism

Tuba knows it's true
Keeps a jar of Bush release
He earned on his knees

He's really just mad
Bush broke it off; it is done.
No more midnight snacks.
swardboy
1/20/2009, 08:21 PM
White guy must embrace
Everything that is right.
All others get pass.
swardboy
1/20/2009, 08:25 PM
Is Obama Prez?
Oath is screwed up by Chief J.
Constitution fail.
OklahomaTuba
1/20/2009, 10:48 PM
slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp,
ah, deeper, deeper, slurp, slurp;
slurp, slurp, slurp, swallow.

Holy ****!!!:eek:
OklahomaTuba
1/21/2009, 10:06 PM
Michelle Obama
Wears Gold Klingon Battledress
Who shot the curtains?

Heh.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0901/a_obama_oval_0121.jpg